Matchup: Theimpaintlimp vs CrowsBe4Hoes for Ep 3

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Theimpaintlimp (matthewwinkelried)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Deaths
Alliser Thorne Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.	#43	3	3	0	0
Roose Bolton Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.	#11	3	3	0	0
Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	#6	3	0	3	0
Mance Rayder A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.	#22	1	0	0	1
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.	#59	0	0	0	0
Thoros of Myr A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.	#38	0	0	0	0
Grand Maester Pycelle The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.	#54	0	0	0	0
Samwell Tarly A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.	#27	0	0	0	0
Totals		10	6	3	1

CrowsBe4Hoes (christopher.a.danby)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Wine
Tyrion Lannister The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.	#2	16	6	10
Yara Greyjoy Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.	#18	0	0	0
Areo Hotah The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.	#63	0	0	0
Bran Stark The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.	#15	0	0	0
Barristan Selmy The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.	#50	0	0	0
Ellaria Sand The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#34	0	0	0
Nymeria Sand One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.	#47	0	0	0
Trystane Martell Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.	#31	0	0	0
Totals		16	6	10

Political Wins

37:03 (+3) Alliser Thorne:

Ser Alliser is appointed First Ranger by Jon Snow: "Ser Alliser, you have more experience than any other soldier at Castle Black. You proved your valor many times over by defending the Wall from the Wildling attack. I name you First Ranger." (Politics - uncategorized)

50:11 (+3) Roose Bolton:

Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

22:51 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)

submitted by alicehanners (approved!)

54:54 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Brothel bouncer: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys* (Funny Line)

submitted by wpearsal (approved!)

56:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys: "I need to talk to someone with hair." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

52:53 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks from a flask while walking through a market in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

55:49 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks at the whorehouse in Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Deaths

+1 for Mance Rayder

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