Matchup: Fuck Off and Die vs Stannis Lives For Boy Butts for Ep 1

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Fuck Off and Die (protopapaskostas)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Special
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. Recently having completed her training as an assassin in the House of Black and White, she has set sail to return to Westeros to pursue her revenge.	#8	111	94	6	3	5	3
Archmaester Ebrose Archmaester at the Citadel in Oldtown, where new Maesters are trained.	#48	9	0	0	3	0	6
Qyburn The new Master of Whispers in King's Landing, loyally serving Queen Cersei Lannister. A disgraced former Maester, he engages in many scientific experiments in his dungeon lab	#28	0	0	0	0	0	0
Lollys Stokeworth The second daughter of House Stokeworth. She was betrothed to Bronn, although the arrangement was broken off after Jaime recruited Bronn on a mission to Dorne.	#73	0	0	0	0	0	0
Marei A prostitute working in Littlefinger's brothel.	#93	0	0	0	0	0	0
High Septon of the Faith (S3) The High Septon is formerly the leader of the Faith of the Seven. He was disgraced after the arrival of the Sparrows, and his position was stripped by Cersei and given to the High Sparrow.	#88	0	0	0	0	0	0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) A knight and the head of House Clegane, he serves as a member of the Kingsguard and Cersei's personal muscle. He is a massive and impossibly strong warrior, although he remains speechless and zombie-like ever since being wounded in a Trial by Combat against Oberyn Martell.	#13	0	0	0	0	0	0
Donnel Waynwood The Knight of the Gate, commander of the soldiers that defend the Bloody Gate that guards entrance into the Vale.	#53	0	0	0	0	0	0
Randyll Tarly Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.	#33	0	0	0	0	0	0
Mord The jailkeeper of the sky cells in the Eyrie.	#68	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		120	94	6	6	5	9

Stannis Lives For Boy Butts (cheinke9541)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Special
Sandor Clegane (The Hound) A fearsome Lannister knight, formerly known as the Hound. After being left for dead after losing a fight with Brienne of Tarth, he recovered and briefly reformed as a laborer in a nonviolent commune, but has joined with Beric Dondarrion and the Brotherhood without Banners after bandits attack and destroy the village.	#10	24	6	15	3
Jaime Lannister The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three (now deceased) bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.	#11	9	0	6	3
Ed Sheeran	#91	3	0	0	3
Qhono A Dothraki bloodrider, he swears allegiance to Daenerys after she burns all of the other Khals alive in Dosh Khaleen.	#51	0	0	0	0
Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor)	#50	0	0	0	0
Sam (Gilly's Baby) The incestuous son of Gilly and her father Craster. He travels with Gilly as she accompanies Samwell Tarly to Oldtown.	#70	0	0	0	0
Frey Lord (actor: Brendan Morrissey)	#90	0	0	0	0
Ellaria Sand The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes, and plots revenge against the Lannisters for Oberyn's death. After assassinating Prince Doran and overtaking Dorne, she joins forces with Daenerys Targaryen as she sails west to retake the Iron Throne.	#31	0	0	0	0
Salladhor Saan A Pirate Lord from the Lys, a free city of Essos. He is an old friend of Ser Davos Seaworth and fought for Stannis in the Battle of the Blackwater.	#71	0	0	0	0
Jaqen H'ghar The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White, although she later leaves his training to return to Westeros.	#30	0	0	0	0
Totals		36	6	21	9

Kills

2:41 (+94) Arya Stark:

Masquerading as Walder Frey, Arya serves poisoned wine to a host of 47 Freys in the same dining hall where Robb and Catelyn were murdered at the Red Wedding.

"But you didn't slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake. You should have ripped them all out, root and stem. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe. When people ask you what happened here tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey." (Kill of Unnamed Character)

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I think the scoring criteria should purely go off of what happened in the show. It's truer to what the characters actually accomplished. The existence of the character on the draft list is simply based on pre-season rumors, and this one turned out to be insignificant.

I also don't want to start weighing whether or not characters will be countable towards named kills in the pre-season, when I'm just scouring all the casting lists to give players all the options to draft from. -nyan

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2017 Jul 20
@kevinpetsky/@will.correa29, can anyone actually pick out the actor in the scene? From imdb it seems to only indicate he's in S7, not that he's in E1 specifically. -nyan

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2017 Jul 20 jake.kmiech likes this
If he doesn't show up as a named/credited Frey lord by last episode of this season, these death points should be awarded to Frey lord. -playabills

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2017 Aug 7

Political Wins

0:58 (+3) Arya Stark:

"... so I can tell you my plans for this great house, now that Winter has come". (House Words)

Questionable. Will Dany get points every time she mentions fire or blood? -alicehanners

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2017 Jul 18
Agreed. "Tell them Winter came for House Frey" was great. This quote doesn't carry the same weight. -dlapato

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2017 Jul 18
Daenerys does get points for "Fire and Blood", but it does need to include both of them. It is a little loose here, the operative words are "winter"and "coming", and slight variations of it, but as long as those two words are together I think it's okay to count (but if everyone feels strongly about strict wording, we can stick to that). I do think the wording in both lines was chosen specifically to echo the Stark words.

I don't see much difference between "winter has come" and "winter came", in terms of how well it sticks to the wording - it would be both or none. The House Words scoring is just for dropping the lines, there's no need for them to be quality/impactful lines unlike the Insults category. -nyan

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2017 Jul 18 jake.kmiech, alicehanners, thomasczucker, as38 like this

3:30 (+3) Arya Stark:

"Tell them Winter came for House Frey." (House Words)

45:38 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion: Eastwatch-by-the-Sea.

"Ice. A wall of ice. The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea. There's a castle there. There's a mountain. Looks like an arrowhead. The dead are marching past. Thousands of them." (Secret Discovery)

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is this really a secret discovery? i remember we counted bran's discoveries while time travelling but those were actually displayed to us, the audience. this didn't happen here and it is not confirmed if this is truly what's going to happen. -Lem Lemoncake

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2017 Jul 20
Would characters present receive the "Secret Discovery" and/or Thoros have had the same Secret Discovery? -EvanWolfe

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2017 Jul 21 jake.kmiech likes this
@Lem Lemoncake it does flirt the line, especially as we've seen with Melisandre, a lot of her supposedly prophetic visions of Stannis as Azor Ahai turned out to be false. There is also a retroactive perspective, what if say a character gets spy reports from someone who was a double-agent, and it's actually a betryal in the end? My gut is to let these points exist, there will be plot twists so no secret is 100% infallible. But this is much more of a secret than Melisandre's visions, because it includes very specific, actionable information rather than "Stannis I saw that you were King and fighting against the WW someday".

@EvanWolfe, good point about Thoros/Beric as well... it seems like they've been generally aware of this, but in any case that'd be new information since the last time we saw them. I'll add secret points for them both. -nyan

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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

2:32 (+3) Arya Stark:

"But you didn't slaughter every one of the Starks. No, no, that was your mistake. You should have ripped them all out, root and stem. Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe. When people ask you what happened here tell them the North remembers. Tell them winter came for House Frey." (Threat)

11:31 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime: "How are they better allies? How are they different from the Freys? They both broke their promises and murdered their former friends as soon as it suited them."
Cersei: "So does everyone, when it suits them. Unlike the Freys, they have ships, and they're good at killing."
Jaime: "They're not good at anything." (Witty Insult)

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19:41 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Cersei: "I'm the Queen of the 7 Kingdoms"
Jaime: "Three Kingdoms, at best." (Witty Insult)

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29:57 (+3) Archmaester Ebrose:

Samwell Tarly: "I was wondering if you had considered my proposition."
Archmaester Ebrose: "I don't remember your proposition."
Samwell: "I asked you if, in light of what I've seen in the North, if I could have access to the restricted area of the library."
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?" (Funny Line)

40:08 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Thoros: "Bad night to be outdoors."
Sandor: "You've got real powerful magic to figure that out. Did the Lord of Light whisper that in your ear? 'It's snowwing, Thoros.
It's winnndy. It's gonna be a coold night.'" (Funny Line)

40:17 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Thoros: "Why are you always in such a foul mood?"
Sandor: "... Experience." (Funny Line)

41:04 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

to Thoros: "I'll tell you what doesn't scare me: bald cocksuckers like you. You think you're fooling anyone with that top knot?" (Witty Insult)

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44:22 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

"It's my fucking luck I end up with a band of fire-worshippers" -as Thoros beckons him over to check out the magic prophecy fire he just started (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

39:05 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya shares in some blackberry wine offered by the camp of Lannister soldiers. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Special

3:15 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya peels off the mask of Walder Frey to reveal herself after assassinating the host of Freys in the dining hall at the Twins. (Special)

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@j.stainless11 I hear you, the nebulous specials are detrimental to fair scoring, at the same time implemented so the game could react better to fun stuff happening on the show. We do try to not be reactionary by adding stuff just because it happened in one episode, in this case Arya has been face changing for all of S6 so this seems like a well-established ability of hers at this point, not a one off. -nyan

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2017 Jul 24
Why would this count for arya? This isn't her special and if she's already getting a changed special then other characters need updated specials ASAP. -talindsey

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2017 Jul 26
I absolutely do not think that Arya should lose her Nymeria special @nathan. I would be fine with Arya adding Jaqen's old special additionally, many characters have multiple specials. I could maybe see a debate to replace the hitlist with this.

@talindsey you can argue for any character you like to get a new special, just start a new event. Your not gonna get anywhere trying to get other characters specials changed within the comments of separate character. There is currently a good debate going on about Euron's special too http://fantasora.com/event/3243 -ssantise

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2017 Jul 26

25:39 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Euron Greyjoy: "Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world, so here I am with a thousand ships and two good hands." (looks at Jaime) (Special)

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Jaime doesn't have that special - he gets points for awkward gestures with his prosthetic hand. So far, only Theon gets points for references to respective amputated body parts :o -Lem Lemoncake

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2017 Jul 18
You right. -xdwxrd

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2017 Jul 18
But he did still reference incest there, which is Jaime's special
-kevinpetsky

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2017 Jul 18 nyan, hindsight44, jedjackoway like this
I think if these are added it'd be under the incest reference, so let me know if you think this qualifies per @kevinpetsky's comment! -nyan

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2017 Jul 18
IMO its both Jaime and Cerseis special. Its impossible to interpret that joke accuratley without including the incest between Jaime and Cersei. He also said it right in front of them -hindsight44

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2017 Jul 18 taylorreneegoodrich and jedjackoway like this
I don't have nightmares.... -j.stainless11

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2017 Jul 20

30:03 (+6) Archmaester Ebrose:

Samwell Tarly: "I asked you if, in light of what I've seen in the North, if I could have access to the restricted area of the library."
Ebrose: "That area is reserved for Maesters. Are you a Maester?"
Samwell: "No."
Ebrose: "Not a very strong proposition, is it?" (Special)

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36:09 (+3) Ed Sheeran:

Ed leads the Lannister camp of soldiers in a song: "for hands of gold are always cold, but a woman's hands are warm." (Special)

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We'll give this as consolation points for poor Ed since he had to delete his Twitter account over the cameo. -nyan

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2017 Jul 20 klov3r likes this
Isn't he drinking wine throughout this scene? -cging18

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2017 Jul 20
No, someone else is and hands the bottle to him so he can pass it to Arya. He never actually drinks in this scene. -klov3r

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2017 Jul 21

42:43 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor takes a bite out of some pocket jerky. (Special)

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