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Matchup: flat earth wildings vs Stannis Lives For Boy Butts for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Matchup: flat earth wildings vs Stannis Lives For Boy Butts for Ep 2

Flat Earth Wildlings

flat earth wildings (charlotte.brunhes)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is slowly recovering from physical and mental breakdown during his time as a prisoner of Ramsay Bolton. He currently accompanies his sister Yara Greyjoy, who has pledged her Ironborn forces to the cause of Daenerys Targaryen.
#15 18 10 0 0 5 0 0 0 3 0
Thoros of Myr
A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.
#35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Talla Tarly
Samwell's sister.
#66 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader)
A slave trader from Yunkai. He briefly owns Jorah Mormont, who he brings to the fighting pits of Meereen, and is present during the slavers' attack on Meereen. He is the only slave master spared by Daenerys, who sends him to Astapor with a message for those who would oppose the Mother of Dragons.
#75 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Podrick Payne
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
#26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Robin Arryn
The young, sickly son of the late Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although he is easily manipualted by Lord Petyr Baelish, who serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daisy
A new prostitute employed in the brothels of Littlefinger.
#86 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Clarenzo (Joffrey Actor)
A young Braavosi actor. He plays Joffrey Baratheon in a play depicting the political events of Westeros.
#95 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He has accompanied Jaime Lannister on his missions to Dorne and Riverrun.
#6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Dickon Tarly
Samwell's younger, more physically formidable brother. He is the heir to House Tarly after Samwell was sent by his father to join the Night's Watch.
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 18 10 0 0 5 0 0 0 3 0

Stannis Lives For Boy Butts (cheinke9541)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Ellaria Sand
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes, and plots revenge against the Lannisters for Oberyn's death. After assassinating Prince Doran and overtaking Dorne, she joins forces with Daenerys Targaryen as she sails west to retake the Iron Throne.
#31 11 0 0 3 5 0 0 0 3 0
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three (now deceased) bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
#11 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaqen H'ghar
The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White, although she later leaves his training to return to Westeros.
#30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sam (Gilly's Baby)
The incestuous son of Gilly and her father Craster. He travels with Gilly as she accompanies Samwell Tarly to Oldtown.
#70 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Salladhor Saan
A Pirate Lord from the Lys, a free city of Essos. He is an old friend of Ser Davos Seaworth and fought for Stannis in the Battle of the Blackwater.
#71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor)
 #50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ed Sheeran
 #91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome Lannister knight, formerly known as the Hound. After being left for dead after losing a fight with Brienne of Tarth, he recovered and briefly reformed as a laborer in a nonviolent commune, but has joined with Beric Dondarrion and the Brotherhood without Banners after bandits attack and destroy the village.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Qhono
A Dothraki bloodrider, he swears allegiance to Daenerys after she burns all of the other Khals alive in Dosh Khaleen.
#51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Frey Lord (actor: Brendan Morrissey)
 #90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 14 0 0 6 5 0 0 0 3 0

Kills
51:13 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down two of Euron's soldiers as they board Yara's ship. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
52:01 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills two more soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
54:43 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down one last Ironborn, before his uncle Euron calls to him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
13:42 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Randyll Tarly: "Ser Jaime, I believe you know my son."
Jaime: "Rickon, isn't it?"
Dickon: "Dickon."
Jaime: "That's it." (walks past Dickon to speak with Randyll) (Funny Line)
49:42 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
to Theon, as she gets between Yara's legs: "Why are you standing all the way over there then? The foreign invasion is underway." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
48:30 (+5) Ellaria Sand:
Ellaria tries out the beverages stocked by the Greyjoy fleet. "How can you drink this piss? When we reach Sunspear I'll treat you to a Dornish Red, the best in the world." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
48:33 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:
Theon drinks with Yara and Ellaria Sand below deck as they sail for Sunspear. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
20:18 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
to Tyrion: "My greatest regret is that Oberyn died fighting for you." (Special)
55:00 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:
Euron taunts Theon into fleeing the battle as he holds Yara captive: "Ah come on, you cockless coward. I have her. Come and get her." (Special)