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Matchup: Once you go free, you can't bend the knee! vs Stannis Lives For Boy Butts for Ep 4 | Fantasora

Matchup: Once you go free, you can't bend the knee! vs Stannis Lives For Boy Butts for Ep 4

Flat Earth Wildlings

Once you go free, you can't bend the knee! (mpshea05)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Cersei Lannister
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, after the death of her last remaining child Tommen Baratheon. She suffers from a rare water allergy.
#4 8 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 3 0
Ser Boros Blount
A member of the Kingsguard.
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
High Priestess Kinvara
The High Priestess of the Red Temple in Volantis.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tormund Giantsbane
Formerly a lieutenant of Mance Rayder, the King beyond the Wall, Tormund is now the de facto leader of the Wildlings and a reasoned voice in rallying them behind the cause of Jon Snow.
#17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Syrio Forel
Arya's swordfighting teacher. He is a master swordfighter, and a former First Sword of Braavos. His whereabouts are unknown after he helps Arya escape capture by Lannister soldiers.
#44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hallyne (Pyromancer)
The head of the Alchemists' Guild, Hallyne is a skilled pyromancer and is able to produce wildfire, an explosive and volatile substance.
#77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Meera Reed
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She assists Bran in his journeys north of the Wall and is the only other surviving member of his party.
#37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Vance Corbray
A member of Lysa Arryn's court.
#84 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Euron Greyjoy
The new King of the Iron Islands, after killing his brother Balon Greyjoy. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Izembaro (Robert/Tywin actor)
The manager of an acting troupe in Braavos. He plays Robert Baratheon in a play depicting the political events of Westeros.
#97 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 8 0 0 0 5 0 0 0 3 0

Stannis Lives For Boy Butts (cheinke9541)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three (now deceased) bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
#11 20 8 3 6 0 0 0 0 3 0
Qhono
A Dothraki bloodrider, he swears allegiance to Daenerys after she burns all of the other Khals alive in Dosh Khaleen.
#51 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sam (Gilly's Baby)
The incestuous son of Gilly and her father Craster. He travels with Gilly as she accompanies Samwell Tarly to Oldtown.
#70 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome Lannister knight, formerly known as the Hound. After being left for dead after losing a fight with Brienne of Tarth, he recovered and briefly reformed as a laborer in a nonviolent commune, but has joined with Beric Dondarrion and the Brotherhood without Banners after bandits attack and destroy the village.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ellaria Sand
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes, and plots revenge against the Lannisters for Oberyn's death. After assassinating Prince Doran and overtaking Dorne, she joins forces with Daenerys Targaryen as she sails west to retake the Iron Throne.
#31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ed Sheeran
 #91 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Salladhor Saan
A Pirate Lord from the Lys, a free city of Essos. He is an old friend of Ser Davos Seaworth and fought for Stannis in the Battle of the Blackwater.
#71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaqen H'ghar
The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White, although she later leaves his training to return to Westeros.
#30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Frey Lord (actor: Brendan Morrissey)
 #90 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor)
 #50 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 23 8 3 9 0 0 0 0 3 0

Kills
43:03 (+8) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime fends off four Dothraki screamers as they break through the Lannister lines and descend upon his position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
4:50 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime acquires all of the Tyrell gold after taking Highgarden, although it is bound for the Iron Bank. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
4:05 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Bronn: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?"
Jaime: "I'll save my confessions for the High Septon."
Bronn: "There is no more High Septon."
Jaime: "No, there isn't, is there?" (Comeback)
4:57 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
to Bronn: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, formerly of... whatever nameless shit-heap you're from... with a saddleback full of gold, complaining about not getting paid." (Witty Insult)
45:41 (+3) Qhono:
to Tyrion, as the battle becomes a rout for the Lannisters: "You're people can't fight." (Witty Insult)
submitted by garretgill (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
6:40 (+5) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
6:35 (+3) Cersei Lannister:
Cersei pours herself a glass while discussing the delivery of Tyrell gold to Tycho Nestoris of the Iron Bank. (Special)
43:55 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jamie uses his golden hand to block a strike from an attacking Dothraki. (Special)
submitted by cyprus05 (approved!)