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Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs I Am The God Of Tits And Wine for Ep 9 | Fantasora

Matchup: Petyr Baelick my balls vs I Am The God Of Tits And Wine for Ep 9

Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?

Petyr Baelick my balls (kab7va)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Davos Seaworth
A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
#4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gilly
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
#45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
#29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Beric Dondarrion
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
#52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sansa Stark
The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.
#13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Balon Greyjoy
The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.
#61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

I Am The God Of Tits And Wine (kcdrews)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#18 23 0 6 12 5 0 0 0 0 0
Trystane Martell
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.
#47 10 2 3 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
Areo Hotah
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#50 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maester Aemon
The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.
#34 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Barristan Selmy
The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.
#31 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Illyrio Mopatis
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosted the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
#63 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.
#15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cersei Lannister
Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.
#2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 37 4 9 12 10 0 0 2 0 0

Kills
16:54 (+2) Trystane Martell:
Trystane orders Areo Hotah to return an elbow to Bronn's face in light-hearted retribution, as his punishment for the "fleabite" Bronn gave to him in the Water Gardens. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
16:54 (+2) Areo Hotah:
Areo delivers a stiff elbow to the face of Bronn, as ordered by Trystane Martell. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
13:17 (+3) Doran Martell:
Doran agrees to Tommen's request that Myrcella return to Dorne, over the angry protestations of Ellaria. (Politics - uncategorized)
13:47 (+3) Trystane Martell:
Doran secures a seat on the Small Council for his son Trystane.
Doran Martell: "My brother was named to the Small Council before his death. Your father understood the importance of keeping Dorne in the fold. With Oberyn gone, Trystane will take his place on the small council."
Jaime Lannister: "You have my word." (Politics - uncategorized)
26:00 (+3) Doran Martell:
Ellaria Sand breaks down and becomes a follower of Doran Martell again. "You can swear your allegiance to me now... or you can die." (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
13:58 (+3) Doran Martell:
after Ellaria Sand insults him: "You are mother to four of my nieces, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't." (Witty Insult)
16:24 (+3) Doran Martell:
Areo Hotah; "Prince Doran, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater" (Witty Insult)
16:59 (+3) Doran Martell:
Jaime: "[Trystane Martell] has agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead." (Witty Insult)
26:15 (+3) Doran Martell:
to Ellaria Sand: "I believe in second chances. I don't believe in third chances." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
12:55 (+5) Doran Martell:
Doran drinks after proposing a toast to Jaime Lannister. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
16:57 (+5) Trystane Martell:
Trystane drinks after Areo Hotah carries out his order to knock out Bronn with his elbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
+1 for Barristan Selmy, +1 for Maester Aemon