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Matchup: Gendry's Never Ending Boat Ride vs Game of Theons for Ep 6 | Fantasora

Matchup: Gendry's Never Ending Boat Ride vs Game of Theons for Ep 6

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Gendry's Never Ending Boat Ride (carolinecay25)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment and subsequent infection with the fatal greyscale disease. As Daenerys leaves for Westeros, he wanders Essos in search of a cure.
#14 67 64 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Arya Stark
The youngest of the Stark girls. Recently having completed her training as an assassin in the House of Black and White, she has set sail to return to Westeros to pursue her revenge.
#6 15 0 3 12 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
#30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He has accompanied Jaime Lannister on his missions to Dorne and Riverrun.
#22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Podrick Payne
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
#19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cersei Lannister
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, after the death of her last remaining child Tommen Baratheon. She suffers from a rare water allergy.
#3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. After swearing an oath to Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Missandei
A freed slave from Astapor, who serves Daenerys as an advisor and translator.
#27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 82 64 6 12 0 0 0 0 0 0

Game of Theons (realaregula)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome Lannister knight, formerly known as the Hound. After being left for dead after losing a fight with Brienne of Tarth, he recovered and briefly reformed as a laborer in a nonviolent commune, but has joined with Beric Dondarrion and the Brotherhood without Banners after bandits attack and destroy the village.
#5 72 46 6 15 5 0 0 0 0 0
Sansa Stark
The second eldest of the Stark children. After being held as a prisoner of House Bolton, Sansa managed to escape and, with the help of Jon Snow and the Knights of the Vale, defeated Ramsay Bolton to reclaim Winterfell for the Starks. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
#4 12 0 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lyanna Mormont
The spunky young head of House Mormont.
#28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is slowly recovering from physical and mental breakdown during his time as a prisoner of Ramsay Bolton. He currently accompanies his sister Yara Greyjoy, who has pledged her Ironborn forces to the cause of Daenerys Targaryen.
#13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own. After her uncle Euron Greyjoy seizes control of the Iron Islands, she flees with Theon and her loyal troops to ally with Daenerys Targaryen, whose dragons and armies sail west to retake Westeros.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Lord Protector of the Vale, Littlefinger effectively controls the Knights of the Vale through the easily manipulated Robbin Arryn. He is a master manipulator who will stop at nothing for power.
#20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and past, and has the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. After having encountered the Three-Eyed Raven and the Night King in the far north, he now flees back south to the Wall.
#12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Meera Reed
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She assists Bran in his journeys north of the Wall and is the only other surviving member of his party.
#29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 84 46 15 18 5 0 0 0 0 0

Kills
26:47 (+10) Jorah Mormont:
As the wight bear mauls a helpless Thoros, Jorah runs in to stab it with his dragonglass dagger, killing the bear and saving Thoros. (Kill of Named Character)
32:57 (+2) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slices across a wight during the attack on the White Walker scouting party. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:06 (+1) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound shatters the jaw of a wight with one hell of an accurate rock throw. "Dumb cunt." (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
47:15 (+44) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound smashes 22 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:20 (+52) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah cuts down 26 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
53:14 (+1) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound secures the cargo by impaling the wight onto one of Drogon's spines for the flight out. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
40:55 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah figures out that the White Walkers have some kind of hive-like control over the wight.

"When you killed the White Walker, almost all the dead that followed it fell. We can go for the Walkers. Maybe we'll stand a chance." (Secret Discovery)
44:01 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa commands Brienne of Tarth to journey south to King's Landing for the meeting convened to present the White Walker threat, leaving Sansa alone in Winterfell despite her protests.

Brienne: I sworn an oath to protect you and your sister. If I abandon you-"
Sansa: "The trip to King's Landing is long, Lady Brienne, and you won't be travelling on summer roads. The sooner you leave, the better your chances of making it on time." (Executive Decision)
45:50 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound wields Gendry's warhammer, after Tormund forced him to leave it behind for the group so Gendry could make the marathon run back to Eastwatch faster. (New Weapon)
59:05 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor loads the prized captured wight into a boat headed for King's Landing. (New Follower/Prisoner)
61:27 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa goes snooping into Arya's room in an attempt to recover the copy of the raven letter. (Act of Betrayal)
61:57 (+3) Sansa Stark:
While snooping through her room, Sansa discover's Arya's stash of faces. (Secret Discovery)
62:12 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya catches Sansa in the act of searching through her room for the copy of the compromising raven letter. "Not what you're looking for?" (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:02 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Gendry recaps his ordeal after being sold to the Red Priestess Melisandre.

Gendry: "You know what she did to me? She strapped me down on the bed, she stripped me naked-"
Sandor: "Sounds alright so far." (Funny Line)
6:22 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Gendry: "She wanted to kill me. And would have killed me if it weren't for-"
Sandor: "But they didn't, did they? So what you whinging about?"
Gendry: "I'm not whinging."
Sandor: "Your lips are moving and you complain about something. That's whinging. This one's been killed six times and you don't hear him bitching about it." (Witty Insult)
14:05 (+3) Arya Stark:
to Sansa: "What would little Lyanna Mormont say? She's younger than you were when you wrote this. Are you going to say 'But I was just a child'?" (Threat)
14:20 (+3) Arya Stark:
Sansa Stark: "You're angry. Sometimes anger makes people do unfortunate things."
Arya: "Sometimes fear makes them do unfortunate things. I'll go with anger." (Comeback)
15:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "You want to suck my dick, is that it?"
Tormund Giantsbane: "Dick?"
Sandor: "Cock."
Tormund: "Ah, dick. I like it."
Sandor: "Bet you do. (Funny Line)
16:30 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Tormund: "I want to make babies with her - think of them. Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world."
Sandor: "How did a mad fucker like you live this long?" (Funny Line)
29:15 (+3) Sansa Stark:
on the Northern lords: "Yes, they turned their backs on Jon when it was time to retake Winterfell, and then they named him their King, and now they're ready to turn their backs on him again. How far would you trust men like that? They're all bloody wind vanes." (Witty Insult)
59:15 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Beric Dondarrion, as they part ways at Eastwatch: "We'll meet again, Clegane."
Sandor: "Fucking hope not." (Funny Line)
62:16 (+3) Arya Stark:
Sansa Stark: " I have hundreds of men here at Winterfell, all loyal to me."
Arya: "They're not here now." (Threat)
64:41 (+3) Arya Stark:
to Sansa: "Neither of us got to be the other person, did we? The world doesn't just let girls decide what they are going to be. But I can now. With the faces I can choose. I can become someone else. Speak in their voice, live in their skin. I can even become you. I wonder what it would feel like to wear those pretty dresses. To be the Lady of Winterfell. All I'd need to find out is your face." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
39:46 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound gets one short swig in before Jon ruins the party and takes back the flask. "We have to burn the body." (Glass of Wine Consumed)