Incest We Trust

A Song of Points and Ire: The Final League

Owner: padrebojangles

28.5 roto pts (#9)
Z-Score: -1.369 (percentile: 8.53%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Special (105)
Best Week: Episode 3: The Long Night (+9 roto points)
Team MVP: Wight Army (Extras) (picked #22, 271 points, 81.87% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#22 271 157 12 0 0 0 0 0 102 0
#4 47 15 24 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
#58 6 0 0 3 0 0 3 0 0 0
One of the Night King's lieutenants, this is the White Walker who grabs the ice spear and hands it to the Night Walker during the dragon battle at the frozen lake.
#51 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
#33 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
#87 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#15 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#76 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
#32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#69 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 331 172 36 3 0 0 3 12 105 0

Roster

charId Character Special
130
* Actions of dragons while dragonriding
* Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else)
* Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive)
* works of White Walker art
397
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing)
* scores battle victories if featured in on-screen action
1
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming"
+1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
10
+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor"
392
One of the Night King's lieutenants, this is the White Walker who grabs the ice spear and hands it to the Night Walker during the dragon battle at the frozen lake.
* untying his top-knot
111
249
213
173
395
This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
A wight leaps onto an Unsullied soldier as the undead crash into the Unsullied front line. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An Unsullied soldier is knocked to the ground as he bleeds out over the snow. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight severs the arm of an Unsullied soldier (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight rips apart the throat of an an Unsullied soldier with its bare hands (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight pushes a sword through the throat of an Unsullied soldier (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights gang tackle two Unsullied soldiers from the side (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights decapitate an Unsullied soldier as he lays injured on the ground (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A Vale soldier is run through by a wight, after valiantly bashing one to bits with his shield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights slash another Northern soldier in the throat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight eats the face of a chainmailed soldier on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A chainmail-clad wight pulls down a screaming Northern soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights tackle three Northern soldiers (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight runs a sword through the back of Eddison Tollet moments after he rescues Samwell Tarly. (Kill of Named Character)
A wight lunges onto a soldier as the Northern forces make their hasty retreat back to Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight gets very stabby with a Northern soldier on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights begin to breach the defenses at the wall, knocking over one defender and lunging atop another screaming Northern soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Wight Army overtakes the wall, mauling 4 of its defenders and forcing the heroes to make a retreat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights jump two more Northern soldiers, dragging one of them across the ramparts and down to the zombie mosh pit below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After overrunning the castle wall, the wights descend onto the courtyard, massacring the first group of Northern soldiers they encounter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A hero wight manages to cut down two Northern soldiers on its own. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight corners a Norther soldier and stabs him repeatedly in the stomach. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights begin overrunning the inner courtyard at Winterfell, tackling or slashing at 3 Northern soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight stabs a Northern soldier through the throat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights impale a Northern soldier onto the dragonglass-barbed Czech hedgehog, forming a safe platform for them to overrun the defense. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights jump the courtyard and cut down two Mormont soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric blocks the doorway for a few moments as the wights finish him off in one of the most intense TSA frisk checks of all time. (Kill of Named Character)
The Night King rides Viserion as he slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)
The wights break into the crypts, dragging a girl into the darkness of one of the vaults. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A girl trips in the crypts and is dragged into the bokeh as the wights attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An Iroborn is tackled by a wight in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Taking advantage of a prolonged landing, the horde of wights descend on Drogon, stabbing him all over as he attempts to fly away. (Major Injury of Named Character)
A wight kills a Nothern soldier in the hallway moments before he is killed by Jon Snow. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As the Ironborn make their last stand in the Godswood, the wights take them down one by one. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wight eats the faces off of two people as they flood the Winterfell crypts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights bash in a woman against a statue in the Winterfell crypts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Night King dodges the naïve spear charge by Theon, breaking the weapon in half and stabbing Theon through the stomach with the broken stick. (Kill of Named Character)
After facing an onslaught of wights converging on Daenerys, Jorah succumbs to his wounds, having successfully defended his Queen. (Kill of Named Character)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Jon Snow throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Brienne of Tarth throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Tormund Giantsbane throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Sandor Clegane throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Gendry throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Podrick Payne throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Grey Worm throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Samwell Tarly throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Wight Army routs Jorah Mormont's cavalry charge with the Dothraki horde, winning the initial skirmish outside the walls of Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
The Wight Army wins the second phase of the battle, pushing the Northern armies to retreat back within Winterfell and slaughtering almost all of the Unsullied defenders. (Victorious Battle)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle. (Victorious Battle)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle. (Victorious Battle)
After he notices an decidedly unstealthy Jon trying to sneak up on his back, the Night King raises all of the dead bodies surrounding Jon to become a new wight army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Wight Army's numbers multiply as they add the dead Dothraki, Unsullied, and Northern armies to their ranks. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King reanimates Lyanna Mormont as an undead wight. (New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Qhono as an undead wight. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Lord Royce responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "I'll ask my horse!" (Witty Insult)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Lord Royce sits with Sansa as he cold-heartedly advises her to lock the peasants outside of Winterfell. "The moment we can get the last infantry men out onto the field, we should shut the gates." (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Lord Royce sits as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros gather in King's Landing to discuss the fate of Tyrion Lannister and the Kingdom. (Basic Seat)
Lord Royce sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 1: Winterfell
Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Night King shatters after Arya lands a hit to its stomach with her Valyrian steel dagger. (Death)
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab. (Death)
submitted by kelseylawniczak (approved!)
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab. (Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The wight who killed Eddison Tollet stares back at Sam with its blue eyes, and Sam runs in terror (Special)
After Melisandre lights the trench, 18 wights stare back through the flames with their glowing blue eyes. (Special)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
A wight continues to stare at Arya with its blue eyes after being stabbed in the library. (Special)
The dead stare back at Jon as the Night King raises them back up. (Special)
Seven sets of blue eyes stare through the weirwood tree to watch as Theon makes his final spear charge against the Night King (Special)