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Winter is here

Owner: grahamwilliams2010

36 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score: -0.858 (percentile: 19.55%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 6: The Iron Throne (+5.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Sansa Stark (picked #7, 89 points, 41.01% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#7 89 0 15 12 10 0 0 11 0 6 35
#23 51 0 6 15 10 0 0 9 0 3 8
#42 33 2 3 6 0 0 0 0 14 0 8
#10 33 25 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
#39 6 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#26 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 217 27 27 36 20 0 0 20 24 12 51

Roster

charId Character Special
5
* Lady's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point in every scene she cries
28
* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls
50
* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced
* +1 point when invoking Shireen's name
72
* +1 point whenever he receives a new specimen for his experiments
* +1 politics point when reporting information from his "little birds"
68
+1 each time she talks about something new she has learned
45
95
260
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
Edd rescues Samwell Tarly and stabs the wight on top of him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Cersei carries through on her threat as the Mountain beheads the prisoner Missandei in front of Daenerys and her advisors during the attempted parley. (Kill of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
The Mountain flings Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Kill of Named Character)
The Mountain squeezes in the eyes of his younger brother Sandor Clegane, as they fight in the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?" (Act of Betrayal)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Davos talks down the confrontation between Jon Snow and Grey Worm over the Lannister prisoners, convincing Jon to speak to Queen Daenerys first. (Convincing Argument)
Sansa defies the rule of Bran Stark and proclaims that the North will secede from the Seven Kingdoms.

"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years."
(Executive Decision)
Davos is named the Master of Ships in King Bran's new Small Council (New Title)
Sansa is declared the Queen in the new, independent North (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
submitted by gravesalex0 (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Samwell Tarly. Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Ladies. As if we needed any more signs the world was ending." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death.
(Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds."
(Funny Line)
49:24 (+3) Gilly:
to Jon, as Samwell blathers on about how Gilly got pregnant: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Funny Line)
submitted by jmccreight (approved!)
Episode 5: The Bells
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Edmure Tully: "I suppose this is the most important moment of our lives. What we decide today will reverberate through the annals of history. I stand before you as one of the senior lords in the country. A veteran of two wars. And I like to think my experience has led to some small skill in statecraft - and underst-
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit."
(Witty Insult)
"I'm not sure I get a vote, but aye." (Funny Line)
to Bronn: "These projects will begin as soon as the Master of Coin and Lord of Lofty Titles provides funding." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "The Master of Coin looks forward to helping the Master of Ships, but first he has to ensure we're not wasting coin, or soon there won't be no more coin."
Davos: "Any more."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits down with Daenerys during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Sansa is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Davos is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Davos returns to his seat after his passioned pleas for Grey Worm and the Unsullied to end the confrontation and settle in the Reach are rejected. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Davos sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Davos is seated at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion reviews Archmaester Ebrose's historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)
Davos reseats himself after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting. (Basic Seat)
Davos reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Sansa takes her throne in the Winterfell Great Hall as Queen in the North (Seat of Power)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Edd's body is shown on the ground as he reanimates as an undead wight. (Dead Body Appearance)
Wight Eddison Tollet dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Edd's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell as Samwell Tarly says his goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 5: The Bells
59:09 (+5) Qyburn:
Qyburn is bashed in against the rubble of the Red Keep and flung to his death by the Mountain, as he vainly commands Ser Gregor to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Death)
Gregor Clegane is tackled by his brother Sandor, sending them both tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Episode 5: The Bells
The Mountain flings the non-combatant Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
submitted by niketbp (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?"
(Sad Feels)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since

Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre. (Sad Feels)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.

Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Davos drags out and drops one of Tyrion's carefully arranged Small Council chairs to the Hand's exasperation. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)