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Casterly Sellsword (Public #36)
Owner: tjonathan49
4-5-1, 35 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score:
-0.82 (percentile: 20.61%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 2: The House of Black and White
(+7.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Doran Martell
(picked #23,
47 points,
30.92% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 6 |
Arya Stark
The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.
|
* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point for reciting her hitlist * adopting a new Faceless Man disguise |
| 19 |
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
|
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
| 185 |
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
|
+1 point for every on-screen step he takes |
| 50 |
Davos Seaworth
A former smuggler, Ser Davos is now a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors, though he is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
|
* +1 point every time his fingers or onions are referenced * +1 point when invoking Shireen's name |
| 13 |
Meera Reed
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She and Bran have arrived at the cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
|
+1 every time she transports Bran |
| 43 |
Alliser Thorne
Formerly the master-of-arms at Castle Black, Thorne now serves as acting Lord Commander of the Night's Watch in the absence of Lord Commander Mormont.
|
+1 point every time he address Jon Snow as "Lord Snow". |
| 187 |
Areo Hotah
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
|
|
| 188 |
Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader)
A slave trader from Yunkai.
|
Kills
35:33
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime catches the sabre of the Dornish rider in his metal hand, allowing him to retrieve his sword and stab him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:19
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya eases the pain of a sick girl by helping her drink the poisonous water from the House of Black and White. "...I drank the water from his fountain. It healed me. I've devoted my life to him now. You don't want to hurt anymore? Drink."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:54
(+2)
Areo Hotah:
Areo delivers a stiff elbow to the face of Bronn, as ordered by Trystane Martell.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
22:44
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Arya brutally stabs Merynt Trant in a Braavosi brothel, before slitting his throat in revenge for the death of Syrio Forel. "I've gotten a few of the others (on her hitlist). The Many-Faced God stole a few more from me. But I'm glad he left me you."
(Kill of Named Character)
56:31
(+5)
Alliser Thorne:
Alliser stabs Jon Snow in the stomach as he and the rest of the Night's Watch assassinate him for aiding the Wildlings. "For the Watch."
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
19:20
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime coerces Bronn into his service, marrying off the noblewoman he is betrothed to, Lollys Stokeworth, to another knight, stripping Bronn of his opportunity for a noble title and lands. "Because you're going to come with me and help me with something important. And when we return... I'm going to give you a much better girl, and a much better castle."
(Politics - uncategorized)
37:03
(+3)
Alliser Thorne:
Ser Alliser is appointed First Ranger by Jon Snow: "Ser Alliser, you have more experience than any other soldier at Castle Black. You proved your valor many times over by defending the Wall from the Wildling attack. I name you First Ranger."
(Politics - uncategorized)
34:55
(+18)
Doran Martell:
After their fight in the Water Gardens over Princess Myrcella, Jaime Lannister, Bronn, Obara, Nymeria, Tyene, and Ellaria Sand are all captured by Areo Hotah, the household guard for Doran Martell.
(Politics - uncategorized)
34:55
(+3)
Areo Hotah:
Areo's Dornish guard wins the battle in the Water Gardens, arresting Bronn/Jaime and the Sand Snakes.
(Politics - uncategorized)
4:45
(+3)
Alliser Thorne:
Jon Snow names Ser Alliser acting commander at Castle Black.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Yezzan wins the auction and purchases Jorah Mormont for twenty gold Honors from Malko.
(Politics - uncategorized)
After Tyrion Lannister demonstrates his fighting prowess by beating a slave trader with his chains, Yezzan agrees to buy him as well. "You're right... he's funny."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Jorah re-enslaves himself to Yezzan for the chance to fight in the Great Pit. "Let me fight for her, and I belong to you."
(Politics - uncategorized)
13:17
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Doran agrees to Tommen's request that Myrcella return to Dorne, over the angry protestations of Ellaria.
(Politics - uncategorized)
24:27
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes.
(Politics - uncategorized)
26:00
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Ellaria Sand breaks down and becomes a follower of Doran Martell again. "You can swear your allegiance to me now... or you can die."
(Politics - uncategorized)
56:31
(+3)
Alliser Thorne:
Jon Snow is betrayed by Ser Alliser for helping to aid the Wildlings. "For the Watch."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
20:42
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you." (Witty Insult)
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you." (Witty Insult)
20:58
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide." (Witty Insult)
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide." (Witty Insult)
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44:36
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men." (Threat)
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men." (Threat)
36:26
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
after asking Bronn to bury the bodies of the Dornish riders: "I can't dig very well with one hand. Not at all, really."
(Funny Line)
34:47
(+3)
Areo Hotah:
Areo puts his longaxe at Jaime Lannister's throat when he refuses to put down his sword.
"When you were whole, it would have been a good fight." (Threat)
"When you were whole, it would have been a good fight." (Threat)
7:03
(+3)
Alliser Thorne:
to Jon: "You have a good heart, Jon Snow. It'll get us all killed."
(Witty Insult)
11:30
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime criticizes Myrcella's revealing attire in Doran Martell's court:
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold." (Witty Insult)
13:58
(+3)
Doran Martell:
after Ellaria Sand insults him: "You are mother to four of my nieces, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't."
(Witty Insult)
16:24
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Areo Hotah; "Prince Doran, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater" (Witty Insult)
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater" (Witty Insult)
16:59
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Jaime: "[Trystane Martell] has agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead." (Witty Insult)
26:15
(+3)
Doran Martell:
to Ellaria Sand: "I believe in second chances. I don't believe in third chances."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
3:49
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime takes a swig while below the deck of the merchant vessel that is smuggling him to Dorne.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:55
(+5)
Doran Martell:
Doran drinks after proposing a toast to Jaime Lannister. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:00
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks after Doran Martell proposes a toast. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
5:37
(+15)
Arya Stark:
Arya recites her hitlist five times while waiting outside the House of Black & White. "Cersei. Walder Frey. The Mountain. Meryn Trant."
(Special)
15:31
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Cersei talks to Jaime about Myrcella. "Then don't call her your daughter. You've never been a father to her."
(Special)
4:10
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime: "We're not kidnapping their princess. We're rescuing my niece, bringing her back to her family."
Bronn: "Your niece?" (Special)
Bronn: "Your niece?" (Special)
27:07
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Ellaria: "You love her very much, don't you?"
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her." (Special)
Jaime: "Of course, she's my niece."
Ellaria: "I wasn't talking about her." (Special)
29:07
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime is confronted with his incest by his own daughter, Myrcella: "I know. About you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Special)