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Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?
Owner: olivia.sabik
2-8, 30 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score:
-0.965 (percentile: 16.73%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
(+4.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Margaery Tyrell
(picked #8,
26 points,
27.66% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 57 |
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
|
+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking. |
| 82 |
Varys
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.
|
* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds" |
| 7 |
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
|
* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability |
| 37 |
Missandei
A freed slave from Astapor. She works for Daenerys as an advisor. She is fluent in many languages and often serves as a translator.
|
+1 point for each scene where she speaks Valyrian or translates. |
| 66 |
Mance Rayder
A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.
|
|
| 27 |
Podrick Payne
A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.
|
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks. +1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task |
| 80 |
Gendry
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.
|
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing. |
| 134 |
Three-eyed raven
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
|
+1 for forcibly pulling someone in or out of a vision [Ruleset 4.0+] |
Political Wins
7:54
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick discovers Sansa in disguise with Petyr Baelish. "My Lady (Brienne)... Sansa Stark. Don't look! ... She's dyed her hair, but it's her."
(Politics - uncategorized)
5:53
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
After marrying Tommen Baratheon, Margaery becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tyrion: "Do you know what it's like to stuff your shit through one of those airholes?"
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)
Varys: "You have your father's instincts for politics. And you have compassion."
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)
8:13
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Brienne: "Ready the horses."
Podrick: "We only have one horse." (Funny Line)
Podrick: "We only have one horse." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "There's a bug."
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)
10:54
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us."
(Witty Insult)
11:39
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you now - Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?"
(Witty Insult)
11:51
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "In any event, judging from the King's... enthusiasm... the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon."
(Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours."
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
52:45
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Lies come easily to you. Everyone knows that. But innocence, decency, concern, you're not very good at those, I'm afraid. Perhaps that's why your son was so eager to cast you aside for me."
(Witty Insult)
53:34
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei in the dungeons: "Get out you hateful bitch!"
(Threat)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
7:38
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks a mug of ale while he and Brienne stop at an inn.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Deaths
52:55
(+10)
Mance Rayder:
Mance stands on a burning pyre after he refuses to bend the knee to Stannis Baratheon. He is mercy killed with an arrow through the heart by Jon Snow.
(Death)
+1 for Mance Rayder
+1 for Mance Rayder
+1 for Mance Rayder
+1 for Mance Rayder
+1 for Mance Rayder
+1 for Mance Rayder
+1 for Mance Rayder
+1 for Mance Rayder
+1 for Mance Rayder
Special
Missandei addresses Grey Worm by his name in Valyrian: "Torgo Nudho."
(Special)
12:07
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick's fails to control his horse as it runs loose during the chase by Littlefinger's men.
(Special)
13:01
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick loses control of his horse again, after it rears onto its hind legs and throws Podrick into the river.
(Special)
The injured Grey Worm wakes from his sleep, and Missandei is there to comfort him in Valyrian. "You failed no one. You fought bravely. You'll fight again."
(Special)
Missandei's line in Valyrian: "It's true. And I would be dead if not for the... little man."
(Special)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)