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Valar Morghulis... Don't You Mean YOLO?
Owner: loostdyk
6-4, 37 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score:
-0.322 (percentile: 37.39%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Acts of Intercourse (35)
Best Week:
Episode 1: The Wars to Come
(+4 roto points)
Team MVP:
Daenerys Targaryen
(picked #3,
99 points,
54.1% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
---|---|---|
31 |
Daenerys Targaryen
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
|
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles) |
52 |
Melisandre
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
|
* +1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors" * +1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames |
9 |
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
|
* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness. |
60 |
Loras Tyrell
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell.
|
+1 point anytime someone refers to him using sword-based analogies, or any other reference to his sexuality. |
189 |
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
78 |
Myrcella Baratheon
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.
|
|
93 |
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
|
|
84 |
Robin Arryn
The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
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Gains points in the the Wine category for breastfeeding. +1 point when he mentions making something "fly". |
Kills
11:28
(+2)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne slices one of Littlefinger's men as she and Podrick escape the inn.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
13:27
(+4)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne saves Podrick and kills two of Littlefinger's men on horseback, shattering the sword of the second soldier and stabbing him through the throat with her Valyrian sword, Oathkeeper.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:07
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy.
(Kill of Named Character)
5:23
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys shoves one of the Masters of Meereen in front of of her dragons and commands Rhaegal to roast.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
5:23
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Rhaegal roasts the Master alive, before he and Viserion tear his body apart and eat him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:57
(+10)
Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess."
(Kill of Named Character)
48:17
(+4)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:24
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:34
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:42
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:55
(+8)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:01
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:11
(+10)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne executes Stannis Baratheon to avenge Renly's murder. "In the name of Renly of House Baratheon, First of His Name, rightful King of the Andals and the First Men... I, Brienne of Tarth, sentence you to die."
(Kill of Named Character)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Political Wins
38:49
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
24:10
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner.
(Politics - uncategorized)
48:20
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
3:33
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys has the leaders of Meereen's great families imprisoned, starting with Hizdahr zo Loraq.
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family." (Politics - uncategorized)
31:42
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood".
(Politics - uncategorized)
28:42
(+3)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella figures out the secret of her parentage before Jaime can tell her. "I know... about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
27:18
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
to Podrick: "I don't care. I'm not your mother."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
29:18
(+3)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras lazily drones on to Cersei about the late Tywin: "what a... force to be reckoned with."
(Funny Line)
22:51
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
submitted by alicehanners (approved!)
43:40
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq" (Witty Insult)
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq" (Witty Insult)
40:19
(+3)
Nymeria Sand:
Bronn: "?...I've tasted the Dornishman's wife. ?"
Tyene Sand: *claps* "...he's got a good voice."
Nymeria: "We're lucky he's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble." (Witty Insult)
Tyene Sand: *claps* "...he's got a good voice."
Nymeria: "We're lucky he's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble." (Witty Insult)
23:03
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes away Tyrion's wine cup: "You're going to advise me... while you can still speak in complete sentences."
(Witty Insult)
23:22
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
to Tyrion: "If I want jokes, I'll get myself a proper fool."
(Witty Insult)
11:34
(+3)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella fires back at Jaime about her acclimation to the weather and culture of Dorne.
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me." (Funny Line)
15:02
(+3)
Nymeria Sand:
Nymeria taunts her half-sister Tyene as she dominates her in the slapping game 17 times in a row.
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*" (Witty Insult)
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*" (Witty Insult)
37:27
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?"
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
20:48
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
drinks while speaking with Tyrion in her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
32:02
(+5)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras in bed with Olyvar, making pillowtalk about his birthmarks.
(Act of Intercourse)
39:25
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits.
(Act of Intercourse)
19:50
(+10)
Melisandre:
Melisandre visits the Lord Commander's chambers and undresses herself, in an attempt to woo Jon Snow.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
29:24
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
30:04
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by angurtheconsumer (approved!)
Deaths
29:49
(+10)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella begins bleeding from the nose, and she dies in Jaime's arms aboard the ship bound for King's Landing.
(Death)
Special
39:26
(+3)
Loras Tyrell:
The High Sparrow lays out the Faith's accusations against Loras Tyrell: "Do you deny all the charges against you? Fornication. Buggery. Blasphemy... You never lay with Renly Baratheon? ... Nor any other man?"
(Special)
33:04
(+3)
Melisandre:
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors."
(Special)