Winter is coming...Damn it's cold!!
King In Da Norf!
Owner: lap3876
23 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score:
-0.832 (percentile: 20.27%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Deaths (31)
Best Week:
Episode 10: Mother's Mercy
(+2.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Stannis Baratheon
(picked #16,
60 points,
28.04% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 79 |
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
|
+1 point in the intercourse category for sex events that occur in his brothels 2x multiplier for betrayal events +1 for every kiss he gives to Sansa |
| 6 |
Arya Stark
The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.
|
* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point for reciting her hitlist * adopting a new Faceless Man disguise |
| 86 |
Roose Bolton
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.
|
+1 politics point for lectures given to his son Ramsay |
| 51 |
Stannis Baratheon
The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.
|
+1 point each time he makes a Stannis-style pedantic correction. +1 point when he mentions that someone will/should "bend the knee" [new] |
| 191 |
Obara Sand
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
| 96 |
Hizdahr zo Loraq
A son of one of the Meereenese slave masters - he appears in Daenerys' court to ask for his fathers body, after Daenerys crucifies all of the slavers in Meereen.
|
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| 78 |
Myrcella Baratheon
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.
|
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| 63 |
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
|
+1 when referencing that she is a lesbian, or making a pass at another woman |
| 28 |
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
A knight and the Head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He was called back to King's Landing by Cersei to fight as the Crown's champion in Tyrion's trial.
|
* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls |
| 59 |
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell)
The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. Known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.
|
+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking. |
Kills
38:50
(+2)
Obara Sand:
Obara throws her spear through the head of the merchant who smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:19
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya eases the pain of a sick girl by helping her drink the poisonous water from the House of Black and White. "...I drank the water from his fountain. It healed me. I've devoted my life to him now. You don't want to hurt anymore? Drink."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:57
(+10)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis sacrifices his own daughter Shireen to the Lord of Light, allowing the red priestess Melisandre to burn her at the stake.
(Kill of Named Character)
14:07
(+4)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis kills two Bolton soldiers who attempt to finish him off in the woods outside Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
22:44
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Arya brutally stabs Merynt Trant in a Braavosi brothel, before slitting his throat in revenge for the death of Syrio Forel. "I've gotten a few of the others (on her hitlist). The Many-Faced God stole a few more from me. But I'm glad he left me you."
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
13:01
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
Roose lectures Ramsay on what the Boltons need to rule the North: "I have something important to tell you... Stop eating and listen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
50:11
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance."
(Politics - uncategorized)
37:34
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Nymeria whips off a barrel concealing the captain that smuggled Jaime and Bronn into Dorne. He was captured after attempting to sell this information to Obara Sand.
(Politics - uncategorized)
37:39
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Obara discovers that Jaime has arrived in Dorne after interrogating the ship captain who smuggled him in. "A ship's captain who found me in Planky Town, claiming he had information to sell. He told me he smuggled Jaime Lannister into Dorne."
(Politics - uncategorized)
32:54
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
lectures Ramsay: "You disgraced yourself at dinner. Parading that creature before the Stark girl."
(Politics - uncategorized)
38:37
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis ignores Ser Davos Seaworth's caution and gives the order to mobilize the Baratheon army. "We have the advantage: more men, more horses, all fed and rested. But every day we wait, the odds shift in Bolton's favor. This could turn to winter at any moment. We have to act now. Give the order. We march at sunrise."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Littlefinger crosses Roose Bolton, revealing Sansa Stark's present location in Winterfell and the Boltons' marriage plans to Cersei: "...I have found Sansa Stark. Alive and well and home again living at Winterfell... They tell me Roose Bolton plans to marry her to his son Ramsay, a bastard recently legitimized by King Tommen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
18:26
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis orders his army to march on through the winter storm, against Ser Davos' counsel.
Davos Seaworth: "It's better to wait for the right time than risk everything."
Stannis: "This is the right time and I will risk everything. Because if I don't, we've lost. We march to victory or we march to defeat. But we go forward. Only forward." (Politics - uncategorized)
Davos Seaworth: "It's better to wait for the right time than risk everything."
Stannis: "This is the right time and I will risk everything. Because if I don't, we've lost. We march to victory or we march to defeat. But we go forward. Only forward." (Politics - uncategorized)
8:26
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis overrules Ser Davos's protests, and orders him away to Castle Black.
Ser Davos: "The King's Hand should never abandon the king, especially in time of war."
Stannis: "You're not abandoning me. You're obeying a command ... Ride for Castle Black. Don't come back empty-handed." (Politics - uncategorized)
Ser Davos: "The King's Hand should never abandon the king, especially in time of war."
Stannis: "You're not abandoning me. You're obeying a command ... Ride for Castle Black. Don't come back empty-handed." (Politics - uncategorized)
8:44
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis denies Ser Davos' plead to escort the royal family back to Castle Black.
Davos: "Your Grace, perhaps Queen Selyse and Princess Shireen could accompany me."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
Davos: "At least let me take Shireen. A siege is no place for a little girl."
Stannis: "My family stays with me." (Politics - uncategorized)
Davos: "Your Grace, perhaps Queen Selyse and Princess Shireen could accompany me."
Stannis: "My family stays with me."
Davos: "At least let me take Shireen. A siege is no place for a little girl."
Stannis: "My family stays with me." (Politics - uncategorized)
24:27
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya discovers Ser Meryn's pedophilic sexual tastes.
(Politics - uncategorized)
33:03
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis overrules his wife Selyse's last second change of heart on the sacrifice of Shireen.
Selyse Baratheon: "We can't."
Stannis: "There's no other way. She has king's blood." (Politics - uncategorized)
Selyse Baratheon: "We can't."
Stannis: "There's no other way. She has king's blood." (Politics - uncategorized)
28:42
(+3)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella figures out the secret of her parentage before Jaime can tell her. "I know... about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)
The Mountain, rehabilitated by Qyburn, is made a member of the Kingsguard.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then."
(Witty Insult)
to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
44:36
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Braavosi thief: "That's a nice little sword. Worth a hundred pigeons a sword like that."
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men." (Threat)
Arya: "Nothing's worth anything to dead men." (Threat)
25:02
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Witty Insult)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
26:24
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Jon Snow: "I heard it was best to keep your enemies close."
Stannis: "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies." (Funny Line)
Stannis: "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies." (Funny Line)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
22:16
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis: "Are you lonely?"
Shireen: "Just bored."
Stannis: "My father used to tell me that boredom indicates a lack of inner resources." (Witty Insult)
Shireen: "Just bored."
Stannis: "My father used to tell me that boredom indicates a lack of inner resources." (Witty Insult)
to Lancel Lannister: "We both peddle fantasies, Brother Lancel. Mine just happen to be entertaining."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)
The Tyrell caravan stops just so Grandma Tyrell can deliver a burn on the entire city of King's Landing.
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Oh... you can smell the shit from five miles away." (Funny Line)
"Renly Baratheon shagged half the stable boys in the Seven Kingdoms. Everyone knew, no one cared."
(Witty Insult)
to Cersei: "Put the pen down, dear. We both know you're not writing anything."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "Ah, yes. The famously tart-tongued Queen of Thorns."
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "And the famous tart, Queen Cersei." (Witty Insult)
Cersei Lannister: "As for your veiled threats..."
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)
Olenna: "What veil?" (Threat)
High Sparrow: "I'm telling you a simple truth - I serve the Gods. The Gods demand justice."
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "How do they communicate their demands? By raven or horse?" (Witty Insult)
40:27
(+3)
Obara Sand:
Bronn: "It's against my code to hurt a woman.
Obara: "It's amazing how many men we beat seem to have this code." (Witty Insult)
Obara: "It's amazing how many men we beat seem to have this code." (Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "It was an establishment like no other. The sheer range of appetites catered to. Desires that didn't even exist until we invented them."
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)
Olenna: "You've always been rather impressed with yourself, haven't you?" (Witty Insult)
Petyr Baelish: "I promise you-"
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)
Olenna Tyrell: "I promise you, Lord Baelish, that our fates are joined. Together we murdered a king. If my house should fall, I will have nothing to hide. And if I should meet with some accident here at your broken little flesh market, they'll never even find what's left of you." (Threat)
11:34
(+3)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella fires back at Jaime about her acclimation to the weather and culture of Dorne.
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Acts of Intercourse
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a customer and prostitute.
(Act of Intercourse)
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a threesome with a customer and two prostitutes.
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
45:30
(+10)
Hizdahr zo Loraq:
Hizdahr is stabbed to death by the Sons of the Harpy as they mount an attack on the fighting pits.
(Death)
16:11
(+10)
Stannis Baratheon:
The strong implication is that he was, in fact killed at the hands of Brienne of Tarth. I realize it wasn't technically on-screen and could be considered to be ambiguous, but we never saw Syrio Forel's death or the Hound's death, but the understanding is that they are dead as well. And if at the start of the next season, it turns out that he did, in fact, die, it'll be a little late to go back and add the points. Would the points be given to whoever has him at the beginning of next season, then?
(Death)
submitted by cfitzgerald (approved!)
29:49
(+10)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella begins bleeding from the nose, and she dies in Jaime's arms aboard the ship bound for King's Landing.
(Death)
+1 for Hizdahr zo Loraq
Special
24:59
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
to Jon Snow: "Convince [Mance] to bend the knee... or he burns."
(Special)
49:08
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
as he threatens Mance Rayder with burning: "Bend the knee, I promise you mercy."
(Special)
5:37
(+15)
Arya Stark:
Arya recites her hitlist five times while waiting outside the House of Black & White. "Cersei. Walder Frey. The Mountain. Meryn Trant."
(Special)
Littlefinger gives Sansa a kiss on the forehead after convincing her to marry Ramsay Bolton.
(Special)
25:02
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis corrects Jon Snow
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Special)
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Special)
submitted by Reaper (approved!)
Littlefinger kisses Sansa in the crypts of Winterfell, as they say their goodbyes before Littlefinger's trip back to King's Landing.
(Special)
13:21
(+3)
Stannis Baratheon:
Stannis corrects First Builder Yarwyck during a meeting of the Night's Watch.
Othell Yarwyck: "Let them die (the Wildlings). We got out our own to worry about. Less enemies for us."
Stannis: "Fewer." (Special)
Othell Yarwyck: "Let them die (the Wildlings). We got out our own to worry about. Less enemies for us."
Stannis: "Fewer." (Special)