Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms
Demo League S5
Owner: autouser
35.5 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score:
-0.112 (percentile: 45.55%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Acts of Intercourse (65)
Best Week:
Episode 3: The High Sparrow
(+3 roto points)
Team MVP:
Daenerys Targaryen
(picked #2,
75 points,
35.38% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
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31 |
Daenerys Targaryen
The last royal member of the Targaryen dynasty, Daenerys seeks to return home and reclaim the Iron Throne. With her three dragons and an army on Unsullied warriors, she has conquered several slave cities and rules over the city of Meereen.
|
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles) |
52 |
Melisandre
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
|
* +1 point for mentioning that "the night is dark and full of terrors" * +1 each time she mentions a vision she sees in the flames |
57 |
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
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+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking. |
37 |
Missandei
A freed slave from Astapor. She works for Daenerys as an advisor. She is fluent in many languages and often serves as a translator.
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+1 point for each scene where she speaks Valyrian or translates. |
60 |
Loras Tyrell
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell.
|
+1 point anytime someone refers to him using sword-based analogies, or any other reference to his sexuality. |
131 |
Myranda
A servant of Ramsay Bolton.
|
|
126 |
Olyvar
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie.
|
+1 point whenever he name-drops that the brothel "is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment" |
189 |
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
190 |
Tyene Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
|
+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell |
68 |
Gilly
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
|
+1 each time she talks about something new she has learned |
Kills
51:07
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys orders Mossador to be publicly executed in front of the Masters and former slaves of Meereen, for his murder of the captive Son of the Harpy.
(Kill of Named Character)
5:23
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys shoves one of the Masters of Meereen in front of of her dragons and commands Rhaegal to roast.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
5:23
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Rhaegal roasts the Master alive, before he and Viserion tear his body apart and eat him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Myranda bites the lip of Ramsay bloody while kissing, promising that she'll never bore him.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
34:09
(+2)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene manages to slash Bronn on the arm with her dagger, just before Areo Hotah and the Dornish guards arrive.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
33:57
(+10)
Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess."
(Kill of Named Character)
48:17
(+4)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon crushes two Sons of the Harpy as he lands in the fighting pits.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:24
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon catches a Son of the Harpy who attempts to charge Daenerys, ripping him in half and flinging the pieces to opposite ends of the fighting pit.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:34
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon shoots flames at a group of five Sons of the Harpy, engulfing them in flames.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:42
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's second flame engulfs four Sons of the Harpy and an Unsullied soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:55
(+8)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon's third flame engulfs two Sons of the Harpy and two of the old Masters.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:01
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon grabs a spear-wielding Son of the Harpy, slamming him into the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
38:49
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys denies Hizdahr zo Loraq's request for the fighting pits to be re-opened.
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
Hizdahr: "They did ask for some concessions."
Daenerys: "Concessions?"
Hizdahr: "Politics is the art of compromise, Your Grace."
Daenerys: "I'm not a politician. I'm a queen."
...
Hizdahr: "In the new world that you've brought to us, free men would fight free men. The pit fighters you liberated plead for this opportunity. Bring some here and ask them yourself."
Daenerys: "No fighting pits."
Hizdahr: "Opening them would show the people of Yunkai and Meereen that you respect their traditions."
Daenerys: "I do not respect the tradition of human cockfighting."
Hizdahr: "If you could-"
Daenerys: "How many times must I say no before you understand?" (Politics - uncategorized)
24:10
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daario captures a member of the Sons of the Harpy, who becomes Daenerys' prisoner.
(Politics - uncategorized)
48:20
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes Mossador as her prisoner, after he murders the Son of the Harpy.
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "Once, the Masters were the law-"
Mossador: "And now you are the law."
Daenerys: "The law is the law." (Politics - uncategorized)
5:53
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
After marrying Tommen Baratheon, Margaery becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
(Politics - uncategorized)
3:33
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys has the leaders of Meereen's great families imprisoned, starting with Hizdahr zo Loraq.
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "Round up the leaders of each of Meereen's great families and bring them to me."
Hizdahr: "But... I'm the leader of my family." (Politics - uncategorized)
Olyvar betrays Loras Tyrell, exposing his homosexuality to the High Sparrow's inquest.
High Sparrow: "And what occurred in his chamber?"
Olyvar: "We engaged in intimate relations."
High Sparrow: "You lay with him?"
Olyvar: "That night and many others." (Politics - uncategorized)
High Sparrow: "And what occurred in his chamber?"
Olyvar: "We engaged in intimate relations."
High Sparrow: "You lay with him?"
Olyvar: "That night and many others." (Politics - uncategorized)
31:42
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood".
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
10:54
(+9)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us."
(Witty Insult)
29:18
(+3)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras lazily drones on to Cersei about the late Tywin: "what a... force to be reckoned with."
(Funny Line)
Samwell: "Did you know that the youngest Lord Commander in history, Osric Stark, was elected at the age of 10?"
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..." (Funny Line)
Gilly: "I know 'S' ..." (Funny Line)
11:39
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you now - Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?"
(Witty Insult)
11:51
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "In any event, judging from the King's... enthusiasm... the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon."
(Witty Insult)
In Littlefinger's brothel, during an elaborate roleplay of the Seven.
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden." (Funny Line)
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden..."
Olyvar: *muttering* "...always the Maiden." (Funny Line)
Olyvar: "Which of the Seven will you worship today?"
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?" (Funny Line)
High Septon: "The Maiden... and the Stranger."
Olyvar: "Two is extra, you realize?" (Funny Line)
43:40
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daario Naharis: "I think I could protect you from Hizdahr zo Loraq"
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq" (Witty Insult)
Daenerys: "I think *I* could protect me from Hizdahr zo Loraq" (Witty Insult)
40:19
(+3)
Nymeria Sand:
Bronn: "?...I've tasted the Dornishman's wife. ?"
Tyene Sand: *claps* "...he's got a good voice."
Nymeria: "We're lucky he's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble." (Witty Insult)
Tyene Sand: *claps* "...he's got a good voice."
Nymeria: "We're lucky he's a singer. If he were a fighter, we might have been in trouble." (Witty Insult)
52:45
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Lies come easily to you. Everyone knows that. But innocence, decency, concern, you're not very good at those, I'm afraid. Perhaps that's why your son was so eager to cast you aside for me."
(Witty Insult)
53:34
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei in the dungeons: "Get out you hateful bitch!"
(Threat)
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23:03
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes away Tyrion's wine cup: "You're going to advise me... while you can still speak in complete sentences."
(Witty Insult)
23:22
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
to Tyrion: "If I want jokes, I'll get myself a proper fool."
(Witty Insult)
15:02
(+3)
Nymeria Sand:
Nymeria taunts her half-sister Tyene as she dominates her in the slapping game 17 times in a row.
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*" (Witty Insult)
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*" (Witty Insult)
37:27
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys puts down Hizdahr's proclamations about his knowledge of the pit fighters: "Has your experience ever involved any actual fighting? You. Yourself. Have you ever killed another man who was trying to kill you?"
(Witty Insult)
to Sansa Stark: "You can't die... Ramsay needs you. Though I suppose he doesn't need all of you. Just the parts he'll use to make his heir, until you've given him a boy or two and he's finished using them. Then he's got incredible plans for those parts."
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
20:48
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
drinks while speaking with Tyrion in her chambers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
32:02
(+10)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras in bed with Olyvar, making pillowtalk about his birthmarks.
(Act of Intercourse)
Olyvar in bed with Loras, admiring the striking resemblance of Loras' birthmarks to the geography of Dorne.
(Act of Intercourse)
39:25
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
In bed with Daario, as they discuss the re-opening of the fighting pits.
(Act of Intercourse)
19:50
(+10)
Melisandre:
Melisandre visits the Lord Commander's chambers and undresses herself, in an attempt to woo Jon Snow.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Myranda is taken from behind by Ramsay after their lover's quarrel over Ramsay's marriage to Sansa Stark.
(Act of Intercourse)
Gilly sleeps with Samwell Tarly after she tends to his wounds.
(Act of Intercourse)
29:24
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys and Daario Naharis share pillowtalk after a session in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
30:04
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
As she and Daario Naharis have post-sex pillow talk, Daario rolls on top of her and mounts her again.
(Act of Intercourse)
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41:14
(+10)
Tyene Sand:
Tyene strips down to toy with Bronn as he suffers from the effects of her poisoned dagger.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
Special
Missandei addresses Grey Worm by his name in Valyrian: "Torgo Nudho."
(Special)
Olyvar protests as the Sparrows break into Littlefinger's brothel to expose the High Septon: "What are you doing? This establishment belongs to Lord Petyr Baelish, you can't-"
(Special)
Olyvar grabs a Sparrow as they invade Littlefinger's brothel, and gets elbowed in the face. "This is Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment!"
(Special)
The injured Grey Worm wakes from his sleep, and Missandei is there to comfort him in Valyrian. "You failed no one. You fought bravely. You'll fight again."
(Special)
39:26
(+3)
Loras Tyrell:
The High Sparrow lays out the Faith's accusations against Loras Tyrell: "Do you deny all the charges against you? Fornication. Buggery. Blasphemy... You never lay with Renly Baratheon? ... Nor any other man?"
(Special)
33:04
(+3)
Melisandre:
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors."
(Special)