The Bad News Mormonts

A Game of a Game of Thrones (A Game of Thrones Game)

5-1, 54.5 roto pts (#1)
Z-Score: 1.34 (percentile: 90.99%)
Weeks at #1: 4
Categories won: Political Wins (61), Insults Delivered / Funny Lines (66)
Best Week: Episode 1: Winterfell (+12 roto points)
Team MVP: Daenerys Targaryen (picked #4, 2222 points, 87.55% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-5

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Daenerys Targaryen	#4	2222	2100	38	24	5	0	9	5	18	23
Tormund Giantsbane	#13	157	40	3	27	15	5	3	0	42	22
Euron Greyjoy	#20	61	5	17	9	5	10	1	5	9	0
Gendry	#29	60	20	3	3	5	5	2	0	12	10
Lyanna Mormont	#36	28	10	0	3	0	0	0	12	3	0
Sarra (actress: Danielle Galligan)	-	10	0	0	0	0	10	0	0	0	0
Lannister Guard (actor: Adam Quigley-Nixon)	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Archmaester Ebrose	#45	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Fergus (actor: Seamus O'Hara)	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sam (Gilly's Baby)	#61	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		2538	2175	61	66	30	30	15	22	84	55

Roster

charId	Character	Special
31	Daenerys Targaryen	* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles)
67	Tormund Giantsbane	* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
216	Euron Greyjoy	+1 when he or his Ironborn is referenced as the "greatest" (including self-references) +1 for crude sexual remarks made about women he is courting
80	Gendry	+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
380	Sarra (actress: Danielle Galligan)
378	Fergus (actor: Seamus O'Hara)
382	Lannister Guard (actor: Adam Quigley-Nixon)
258	Lyanna Mormont	+1 whenever she puts an adult in their place

Kills

Episode 3: The Long Night

16:16 (+10) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

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I drafted Dany, too. She's my front-runner. But mass kills skew the points sooo hard. My league is doing roto to avoid this, but it'd be cool if H2H et al could preserve the actual competition. Reasonably, Arya's in the lead for the rest of the season for anyone doing total points. Is it fair for a single character to decisively win from a single action? Eh. Having a mass-kill ruling separate from kill would even things out in a way that'd make the game more fun for most people. -alicehanners

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2019 May 3 codyandrew77 and righteous like this
I also, as someone with Dany, think she should only get kill points for when she commands Dracarys. Especially now that the dragons are draftable. -alicehanners

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2019 May 3 codyandrew77 likes this
Roto H2H is definitely a good idea, I just need to get around to building it (not in the GoT timeframe, unfortunately). It'll also make the matchups more dynamic, you can then go 7-2 or have a close 5-4 finish in the Roto H2H categories, rather than being just 1-0 or 0-1 all the time. -nyan

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2019 May 3

16:27 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:29 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:43 (+44) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon and Daenerys torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area (Kill of Unnamed Character)

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I thought the point of moving Dragons to their own draftable characters, and taking away Dany's "Gets kills for ever dragon kill" special away was to separate these kills. Now it's double kills for dragon and rider. -prognar

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2019 Apr 30 codyandrew77, jedjackoway, sanford, j.stainless11 like this
I think dragonkills should count for their rider only when a command is given. Every time Dany's said "dracarys" and someone died, that was her directing the dragon. Jon can learn a single word of valyrian if he wants in on those points.

*Team with Dany on it, lest anyone think I'm trying to get more points. -alicehanners

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2019 May 3 nyan and amitelran2110 like this
I think the ship has sailed on making changes as it would be too expectation-breaking for people who drafted. However I do like the idea of a "dracarys" qualifier (and like qualifiers in general!), especially for Dany. This one kind of leaves Jon/Rhaegal and Night King/Viserion out in the cold though. -nyan

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2019 May 3

18:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:21 (+56) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon and Daenerys attack from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:00 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes three wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:11 (+2) Gendry:

Gendry brings his dragonglass axe down onto a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

21:46 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

24:44 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell (Kill of Unnamed Character)

24:47 (+2) Gendry:

Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

28:19 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

33:21 (+40) Daenerys Targaryen:

As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:16 (+2) Gendry:

Gendry cuts down the first wight over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:32 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

42:16 (+10) Lyanna Mormont:

While being crushed to death in its hand, Lyanna thrusts her dragonglass dagger into the Wight Giant's eye. (Kill of Named Character)

56:02 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

While Daenerys rides Drogon, he intercepts the Night King mid-air, dismounting him from Viserion and dropping him down hundreds of feet to the forest below. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

56:09 (+10) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys rides Drogon as he bites down and snaps wight-Viserion's neck. (Kill of Named Character)

This didn't "kill" wight-Viserion. He was still "alive" when Jon was trying to reach Bran. -gheiding

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2019 Apr 29 prognar, schaar1986, manningextra like this
This was after the Night King revival, so Viserion most likely came back through that. -nyan

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2019 May 1
I thought the dead only could be killed with fire or dragonglass, how does snapping its neck kill it? -devindarif

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2019 May 1
If that is your logic the does the Night King get credit for reanimating him. Also would Viserion get death points for this and then another set of death points for when he died because Arya -loganhuff

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56:38 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

59:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:29 (+14) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:59 (+8) Daenerys Targaryen:

Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:33 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:33 (+10) Gendry:

Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:54 (+4) Gendry:

Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

68:01 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys cuts down a wight with a dragonglass sword after it jumps Jorah's back. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

68:07 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys stabs a wight in the face after it attacks Jorah. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:30 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

73:34 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys stabs a wight through the stomach, though only after it has put a dagger through Jorah's heart. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 5: The Bells

36:02 (+46) Daenerys Targaryen:

After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 9 more

36:56 (+678) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 4 more

37:04 (+2) Daenerys Targaryen:

Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:17 (+16) Daenerys Targaryen:

8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 4 more

38:21 (+4) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

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38:52 (+104) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:56 (+542) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:59 (+14) Daenerys Targaryen:

7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run (Kill of Unnamed Character)

39:24 (+46) Daenerys Targaryen:

Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

46:05 (+60) Daenerys Targaryen:

Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 3 more

47:52 (+14) Daenerys Targaryen:

7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)

48:01 (+160) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 4 more

51:57 (+170) Daenerys Targaryen:

A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

53:09 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron stabs Jaime through the ribs with his dagger as the brawl in the sea cave underneath King's Landing. (Major Injury of Named Character)

57:51 (+4) Daenerys Targaryen:

The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 1 more

66:04 (+4) Daenerys Targaryen:

Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage (Kill of Unnamed Character)

71:49 (+26) Daenerys Targaryen:

In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

73:43 (+20) Daenerys Targaryen:

After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below. (Kill of Named Character)

75:51 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Political Wins

Episode 1: Winterfell

20:34 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)

22:25 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

54:30 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)

I didn't keep proper track of how this category was scored, but does it really count as a "secret discovery" if a person tells you his/her secret rather straight-forward, that means, without a real "act of discovering" on the side of the scoring character? -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I need to dig deep (or maybe build a search function!), but there was a long discussion and this was changed around S6 or so. The main impetus was people learning things from Bran, which gave them power to decide what to do with that information. Now the main criteria in the rulebooks is "exclusivity" of the secret holders, along with how important the secret information itself is. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23 Lem Lemoncake likes this
I see, thanks for the explanation :) -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

10:52 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)

34:57 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys' pleas to Jon were effective, convincing him to take her side over the Stark family's in pledging the unconditional loyalty of the Northern troops. (Convincing Argument)

50:36 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)

53:57 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))

This was originally scored as a full Kill for Euron but changed to an Orchestrated Kill since there wasn't any on-screen evidence for whether Euron fired any of the killing bolts. https://fantasora.com/event/4581

Note that getting points for what your army does is not generally a score (aside from the Battle Victory), and this is a new category without a lot of precedents. In general it feels like Euron is deserving of this since Euron plans out the ambush and Rhaegal is caught unawares, e.g. is a sitting duck. We wouldn't want to count this category for say, every character killed by the Night King in the Battle of Winterfell. -nyan

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2019 May 7 imonaship12 likes this
If that is the case shouldn't Qyburn also get points for creating the scorpion 2.0 -Zaibin and Aadil

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2019 May 7 jesse.fitz12 likes this
Is this a substantial revamp of the original Scorpion? Or did they just make a lot more of them? -nyan

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2019 May 7 imonaship12 likes this
It was earlier shown that Scorpion 1.0 was useless and did no real appreciable damage; this seems to either be a significant redesign, or two _extraordinarily_ lucky shots that just happened to hit the spots that were wounded in the Battle of Winterfell by the Ice Dragon. -dopeghoti

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55:45 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone. (Victorious Battle)

57:23 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet. (New Follower/Prisoner)

59:07 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys ignores Varys' pleas and proceeds with her plan to take King's Landing by force.

Varys: "I beg you, Your Grace. Do not destroy the city you came to save. Do not become what you have always struggled to defeat."
Daenerys: "Do you believe we're here for a reason, Lord Varys? I'm here to free the world from tyrants. That is my destiny and I will serve it, no matter the cost." (Executive Decision)

Episode 5: The Bells

13:42 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys orders Drogon to execute Varys after discovering his betrayal.

"Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))

submitted by nyan (approved!)

18:26 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys ignores Tyrion's pleas to spare the people of King's Landing and commands Grey Worm to prepare for a full-scale assault of the city. (Executive Decision)

34:43 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Riding on Drogon's back, Daenerys burns down the entirety of the Iron Fleet outside King's Landing. (Victorious Battle)

36:56 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys and Drogon blast through the front gates of King's Landing, eliminating the Golden Company and clearing a path through for her armies. (Victorious Battle)

46:06 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Despite her earlier acquiescence to Tyrion, Daenerys decides to burn them all anyway as she sets fire to the city despite the ringing of the bells. (Act of Betrayal)

48:11 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys commences torching the city from above, burning soldiers and smallfolk alive as she makes her way towards the Red Keep. (Victorious Battle)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

14:25 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys speaks to her Unsullied and Khalasar after their victory, having captured the city of King's Landing. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

15:13 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys speaks to her Khalasar as Queen of the newly-conquered Seven Kingdoms. (New Title)

19:08 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

After Tyrion's act of defiance to resign as Hand of the Queen, Daenerys has him arrested. (New Follower/Prisoner)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: Winterfell

10:34 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:

to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)

submitted by ani (approved!)

12:40 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want." (Threat)

19:58 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)

This one feels a little marginal? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez likes this
I laughed out loud! -christiandigby3

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I chuckled -vjdev2015

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2019 Apr 15
This 'Funny Line' is garbage. Who actually laughed at this? -padrebojangles

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2019 Apr 18
@padrebojangles this category is going to be subjective and I don't disagree with you here. This will probably not happen this week but I'd like to open up more avenues for sentiment analysis (votes instead of likes) and provide an objective way to decide what counts. -nyan

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2019 Apr 18

21:52 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)

33:11 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow" (Funny Line)

submitted by krystataylor14 (approved!)

50:40 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

3:09 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)

submitted by blangslet (approved!)

3:52 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?" (Witty Insult)

21:36 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller." (Funny Line)

26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)

37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)

37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)

42:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)

46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

14:47 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)

18:54 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)

31:40 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys demands subservience from Jon to keep his Targaryen identity from his family.

Jon: "You are my Queen. Nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together."
Daenerys: "We can. I've just told you how." (Threat)

47:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)

Episode 5: The Bells

17:24 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

"Alright, then. Let it be fear." (Threat)

54:35 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

after stabbing Jaime through the ribs: "You fought well... for a cripple." (Witty Insult)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

16:27 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys speaks to her armies after a triumphant victory at King's Landing.

"But the war is not over. We will not lay down our spears until we have liberated all the people of the world!
From Winterfell to Dorne, from Lannisport to Qarth, from the Summer Isles to the Jade Sea!
Women, men and children have suffered too long beneath the wheel.
Will you break the wheel with me?" (Threat)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 1: Winterfell

19:16 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

submitted by alicehanners (approved!)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

9:18 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

11:40 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys drinks as the crowd celebrates Gendry's promotion to Lord Baratheon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:31 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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15:02 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 1: Winterfell

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

44:21 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

I think this should be phrased differently. This wasn't a quid pro quo transaction. This was Arya reaching out affirmatively, demonstrating sexual agency, and choosing Gendry to have this experience with because she trusts him. She would have done the same thing even without the weapon. -power.suit

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2019 Apr 22 sperlingjason, nyan, Lem Lemoncake, chalisegrogan like this
Oh definitely, not at all - sorry if this implied that, it was attempting to put some kind of color onto the event descriptions. Lemme change it to match Arya's for now and see I'll revisit if I think up anything better while writing the blog post. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
Maybe this is already included in these 5 points, but shouldn't there be 2 intercourse scenes scored? There's the shot on the sacks and then again later when Arya and Gendry are shown in bed. Implied sex. -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 22

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)

20:48 (+10) Sarra (actress: Danielle Galligan):

After being spurned by the Hound, Sarra finds solace in the background with Podrick to become the third leg of the Tripod. (Act of Intercourse)

submitted by alicehanners (approved!)

A Game of Thrones

Episode 1: Winterfell

10:23 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys takes her seat at the head table in the great hall of Winterfell between Jon Snow and Tyrion. (Basic Seat)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

2:45 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

20:00 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits down with Sansa during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)

37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)

44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

8:54 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

15:20 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits back down to brood after toasting to Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Basic Seat)

53:50 (+1) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons. (Basic Seat)

Episode 5: The Bells

14:18 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits in front of the fireplace with Grey Worm, looking at Missandei's slave band. (Basic Seat)

17:55 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits on the Dragonstone throne as she discusses the plan of attack on King's Landing with Grey Worm and Tyrion (Seat of Power)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

44:21 (+1) Gendry:

Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Gendry:

Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

Episode 3: The Long Night

42:16 (+5) Lyanna Mormont:

Lyanna is crushed to death by a Wight Giant, taking it down with her as she stabs it with a dragonglass dagger. (Death)

60:30 (+2) Lyanna Mormont:

Lyanna's body is shown on the floor before she reanimates as an undead wight. (Dead Body Appearance)

76:21 (+5) Lyanna Mormont:

Wight Lyanna Mormont dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle. (Death)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

7:17 (+2) Lyanna Mormont:

Jon approaches Lyanna Mormont's body as they light the funeral pyres to honor the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)

Episode 5: The Bells

55:49 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron bleeds out on the stones of the sea cave below King's Landing, having been stabbed through by Jaime.

"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." (Death)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

37:44 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys dies in the throne room after being betrayed by Jon Snow (Death)

Special

Episode 1: Winterfell

5:14 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)

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its 2019 and the lead female character is seriously scored by what she wears lol -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 15
fwiw this was a suggestion added from multiple people and a few existing games have been tracking outfits. this is mostly game about tracking trivial/fun stats so I would pass too much value judgment on what people are interested in seeing. -nyan

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2019 Apr 15
I love it. Dany's outfits are a thing to behold and compared to Cersei who's got tons of specials, just having her titles read is a bit weak for a frontrunner.
-alicehanners

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2019 Apr 15 senduran.i likes this

25:53 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)

26:36 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)

36:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)

36:55 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

2:49 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)

8:29 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)

25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)

37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)

41:42 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)

49:02 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:

Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here." (Special)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

14:55 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys switches up to a burgundy dress at the Feast of Winterfell (Special)

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19:05 (+12) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)

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Also would “icy fucks” count as a witty insult? Or does it have to be said directly to the target of the insult? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7
Doesn't have to be said at anyone, and for Tormund these kind of half-bleed into funny lines. I did add the "shit in my pants" line right after "icy fucks", here: https://fantasora.com/event/4628

I could go either way on this icy fucks line. -nyan

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2019 May 8
I feel like he definitely does more than 3 points worth of staring here? He stares straight into her eyes for 5/6 seconds as he walks over to her. He’s speaking to everyone but his eyes are fixed right on hers and he also happens to be talking about “looking into blue eyes”. His second stare is about 5/6 seconds aswell, from the end of his laugh to the moment Jaime steps in front of him and his eyes move to him. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
I know he doesn’t get points for just looking at Brienne but these two stares are definitely more in line with the stares he was scored for in episode 2. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
That was my bad, I meant to mark this as 3 seconds and 9 points. This is the portion that you can see Tormund's eyes during the stare in the screenshot, between Brienne's "pardon me for a moment" and Jaime interrupting. The 5s is about right if you include the beginning where we just see the back of his head. Don't feel too strongly about the cutoff here, call it even at 4s? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's subjective but I feel that before this with the "icy fucks" he is mostly jovial and talking to her like a person instead of objectifying her? -nyan

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2019 May 8
Yeah that’s fair in regard to the “icy fucks” part. I’d still argue that he should get the whole 5/6 seconds for the second stars as we can still see he’s looking at her even though we can’t see his eyes the whole time. Ultimately it’s up to you though. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8

44:16 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys debuts a new grey-paneled jacket with a red cape. (Special)

Episode 5: The Bells

13:08 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

"Lord Varys. I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys." (Special)

35:40 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sports a leather battle coat as she rides Drogon into battle over King's Landing. (Special)

51:35 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Jaime: "You're no King."
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen." (Special)

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The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

36:04 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:

After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

38:22 (+5) Gendry:

Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

50:39 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)

Doesn't he also call Jon a crow here - does that count toward his special? I guess there's no mention of `killing` but idk if there's precedent -dennis

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2019 Apr 22 dneanover likes this
@dennis he doesn't really do crow killing anymore, so I'm onboard with changing this. This is outdated from S4. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22 dhennie1 and Laxis like this
Yeah I think generally if he says "crow" at all it should count now, as it's pretty rare as it is -dennis

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2019 Apr 22
Shouldn't Jon get points for this too and his embrace with Eddison Tollett? Considering he thought they may have been lost, to be reunited again since he left them at the Wall? -davidleelake

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2019 Apr 23

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

Episode 3: The Long Night

63:13 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons. (I've made a huge mistake.)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

16:44 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)

23:32 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

48:32 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 5: The Bells

17:24 (+15) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys realizes she is truly alone in Westeros after Jon fails to respond to her kiss.

"Is that all I am to you? Your Queen?" (Sad Feels)

I also really loved this, and the line after - "Alright, then. Let it be fear."

It's not all sad, it's a bit of vengeance as well - but emotionally for met this was the most powerful one. -nyan

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2019 May 13
"No, you're also my aunt." -will.reich

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2019 May 14
tbf @will.reich some all-time great brazzers plots have been started on much less. -nyan

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2019 May 14 will.reich and playabills like this

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