Watch the Throne
Demo League S1
Owner: autouser
26.5 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score:
-0.975 (percentile: 16.48%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 4: Cripples, Bastards, and Broken Things
(+4 roto points)
Team MVP:
Robert Baratheon
(picked #2,
63.5 points,
56.95% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 53 |
Robert Baratheon
The King of the Seven Kingdoms. Robert claimed his title by usurping the Targaryens in a rebellion 17 years ago.
|
+1 point for swearing in public |
| 20 |
Tywin Lannister
The head of House Lannister, he controls the Westerlands and their vast wealth. He is the father of Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion Lannister.
|
+1 politics point for each lecture he gives to a member of his family. 2x multiplier for insults delivered to his children. |
| 56 |
Renly Baratheon
The younger brother of King Robert. Renly serves as the Master of Laws on the Small Council.
|
|
| 83 |
Lysa Tully
The widow of Jon Arryn, Lord of the Vale. She now rules as Lady Regent on behalf of her son, Robin. She is also the sister of Catelyn Stark.
|
+1 point anytime something is thrown out the Moon Door in her presence. |
| 41 |
Jeor Mormont
Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.
|
|
| 60 |
Loras Tyrell
Known as the Knight of Flowers, Loras is the heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros.
|
+1 point anytime someone refers to him using sword-based analogies, or any other reference to his sexuality. |
| 93 |
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins, a strategic crossing in the Riverlands and bannermen to House Tully.
|
|
| 155 |
Greatjon Umber
Head of House Umber, bannermen to the Starks.
|
Kills
51:26
(+5)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert orders Lady executed after Cersei demands retribution for the injuries Joffrey suffered in his attack on Arya and Nymeria.
(Kill of Named Character)
21:33
(+1)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert tells the story of his boar kill. "I paid the bastard back, Ned. I drove my knife right through his brain... I want the funeral feast to be the biggest the Kingdoms ever saw. And I want everyone to taste the boar that got me."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
51:26
(+3)
Tywin Lannister:
Tywin is appointed Hand of the King to replace Ned Stark.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
32:10
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
"Lancel. Gods what a stupid name. Lancel Lannister - who named you, some half-wit with a stutter?"
(Witty Insult)
7:35
(+3)
Renly Baratheon:
Littlefinger: "Now what would I buy with a hundred gold dragons? A dozen barrels of Dornish wine? Or a girl from the pleasure houses of Lys?"
Renly: "You could even buy a friend!" (Witty Insult)
Renly: "You could even buy a friend!" (Witty Insult)
39:22
(+3)
Renly Baratheon:
on the impending assassination of Daenerys Targaryen: "Robert's rather tasteless about it. Everytime he talks about it I swear the table rises six inches."
(Witty Insult)
42:55
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
to Cersei: "It's a neat little trick you do. You move your lips and your father's voice comes out."
(Witty Insult)
3:28
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
After Robert reprimands Cersei with a slap:
Cersei: "I shall wear this like a badge of honor."
Robert: "Wear it in silence... or I'll honor you again." (Threat)
Cersei: "I shall wear this like a badge of honor."
Robert: "Wear it in silence... or I'll honor you again." (Threat)
33:23
(+3)
Greatjon Umber:
after Robb denies his request to lead the Stark vanguard: "I'll not sit here and swallow insults from a boy so green he pisses grass."
(Witty Insult)
8:03
(+3)
Walder Frey:
to one of his bastard children: "I need lessons from you, bastard? Your mother would still be a milkmaid if I hadn't squirted you into her belly."
(Witty Insult)
10:25
(+3)
Walder Frey:
"Don't try and frighten me Lady Stark. Your husband's in a cell beneath the Red Keep, and your son's got no fur to keep his balls warm."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
23:30
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert drinks during lunch with Ned on the Kingsroad.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
30:35
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert finishes his glass while talking to Ser Barristan Selmy.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:41
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert drinks from his horn as the Tourney of the Hand is about to begin.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
4:59
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert drinks as he and Ned discuss breastplate stretchers.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
44:41
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert: "Your father wants to own the world. Ned Stark wants to run away and bury his head in the snow."
Cersei: "What do you want?"
Robert: [gulps down the rest of his wine] (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Cersei: "What do you want?"
Robert: [gulps down the rest of his wine] (Glass of Wine Consumed)
29:34
(+3)
Robert Baratheon:
Robert is offered wine from Lancel Lannister while they are out hunting.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
24:17
(+3)
Tywin Lannister:
Tywin drinks during the Lannister host's war planning.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
21:17
(+3)
Tywin Lannister:
Tywin drinks during war strategy discussion with Tyrion.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
33:08
(+4)
Robert Baratheon:
Girl #1 leaves the royal bedroom after a session with the King.
(Act of Intercourse)
34:01
(+12)
Robert Baratheon:
Girls 2 and 3 exit the King's chambers. Girl 4 remains.
(Act of Intercourse)
35:27
(+4)
Lysa Tully:
Her son Robin finishes feeding from Lysa's right breast.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
41:41
(+4)
Renly Baratheon:
Loras goes down on Renly after giving him a pep talk his regal abilities. "You would be a wonderful King."
(Act of Intercourse)
41:41
(+4)
Loras Tyrell:
Loras goes down on Renly after giving him a pep talk his regal abilities. "You would be a wonderful King."
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
+0.5 for Robert Baratheon
+0.5 for Robert Baratheon
+0.5 for Robert Baratheon
Special
46:24
(+2)
Robert Baratheon:
"I've been sitting here for days! Start the damn joust before I piss meself."
(Special)
38:29
(+2)
Lysa Tully:
Ser Vardis goes is thrown out the Moon Door after he is slain by Bronn in Tyrion's trial by combat.
(Special)
2:06
(+2)
Tywin Lannister:
Tywin lectures Jaime as he guts a stag. "The lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of the sheep."
(Special)
24:06
(+2)
Tywin Lannister:
Tywin lectures Tyrion during the war planning. "When soldiers lack discipline, the fault lies with their commander!"
(Special)