The Good Ship Briemund

Arya Ready for This?

Owner: toni82684

3-3, 37 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score: -0.385 (percentile: 35.01%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+11.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Tormund Giantsbane (picked #4, 157 points, 51.31% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#4 157 40 3 27 15 5 3 0 42 22
#13 60 20 3 3 5 5 2 0 12 10
#29 59 12 3 0 20 10 3 0 6 5
#20 30 10 0 3 0 0 0 14 3 0
#61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 306 82 9 33 40 20 8 14 63 37

Roster

charId Character Special
67
* every mention of "killing Crows"
* every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
80
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
258
+1 whenever she puts an adult in their place
27
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks.
+1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task
13
+1 every time she transports Bran
104
+1 point for every baked good or other food he prepares
95
261
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes three wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:11 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry brings his dragonglass axe down onto a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell (Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:47 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:16 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down the first wight over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
While being crushed to death in its hand, Lyanna thrusts her dragonglass dagger into the Wight Giant's eye. (Kill of Named Character)
Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:33 (+10) Gendry:
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:54 (+4) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
10:52 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you."
(New Title)
Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Brienne refers to the newly-knighted Ser Podrick Payne as he arrives to wheel Bran out of the Small Council meeting. (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)
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Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!"
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk]
(Funny Line)
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller."
(Funny Line)
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk."
(Funny Line)
42:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock."
(Funny Line)
to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is."
(Funny Line)
"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)
Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
9:18 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Podrick does a nervous drink as Tyrion guesses that Brienne is a virgin at the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
44:21 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell. (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)
Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Podrick and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
44:21 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
55:11 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 3: The Long Night
Lyanna is crushed to death by a Wight Giant, taking it down with her as she stabs it with a dragonglass dagger. (Death)
Lyanna's body is shown on the floor before she reanimates as an undead wight. (Dead Body Appearance)
Wight Lyanna Mormont dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle. (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jon approaches Lyanna Mormont's body as they light the funeral pyres to honor the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
8:29 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn."
(Special)
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Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)
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Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together."
(Special)
Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?"
(Special)
41:42 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)
Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here."
(Special)
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)
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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)
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The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)
23:32 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)