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A Team Has No Name

Winter is Cumming

Owner: nemowasabi

3-3, 42 roto pts (#4)
Z-Score: 0.252 (percentile: 59.96%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: A Game of Thrones (38), The Feels (87)
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+6.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Jaime Lannister (picked #6, 150 points, 44.64% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#6 150 31 0 18 30 10 6 7 12 36
#22 74 10 3 9 0 0 7 0 12 33
#27 60 20 3 3 5 5 2 0 12 10
#11 52 0 9 0 0 0 23 0 12 8
Totals 336 61 15 30 35 15 38 7 48 87

Roster

charId Character Special
19
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
* +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
* +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
7
* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability
40
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
80
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
Jaime bodies a wight onto the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime kills a charging wight (Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:11 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry brings his dragonglass axe down onto a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:47 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:16 (+2) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down the first wight over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime stabs into a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:33 (+10) Gendry:
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:54 (+4) Gendry:
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for. (Secret Discovery)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
10:52 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you."
(New Title)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
After his nomination by Tyrion, Bran is selected to be King of Westeros.

"All hail Bran the Broken, First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Six Kingdoms and Protector of the Realm."
(New Title)
Bran overrules both Tyrion and Grey Worm's suggestions in naming Tyrion as his Hand of the King.

Grey Worm: "This man is a criminal. He deserves justice."
Bran: "He just got it. He's made many terrible mistakes. He's going to spend the rest of his life fixing them."
(Executive Decision)
Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council. (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate."
(Witty Insult)
to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)
42:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock."
(Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Funny Line)
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North."
(Funny Line)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
9:18 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
44:21 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Episode 1: Winterfell
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard. (Basic Seat)
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love."
(Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)
Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 3: The Long Night
Bran is wheeled past Tyrion by Theon, as everyone inside Winterfell gets ready for battle. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits as he and Theon nervously watch the snowstorm rustle through the trees of the Godswood. (Basic Seat)
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair in the Godswood, doing his mysterious warg thing and probably taking some sweet drone shots of the battle or something. (Basic Seat)
71 minutes into the episode, Bran continues to sit in the Godswood. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Bran sits in his wheelchair among the crowd as they pay their respects to the dead from the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair behind the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the background of Daenerys' war planning meeting. (Basic Seat)
Bran sits in a wheelchair in the Godswood during the Stark family intervention meeting with Jon. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Bran is seated in his wheelchair as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros are seated in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
44:21 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)
Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support. (Basic Seat)
Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros. (Basic Seat)
Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
55:11 (+1) Gendry:
Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)
Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)
Bran is wheeled into the Small Council meeting by Brienne (Seat of Power)
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival. (Basic Seat)
Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Death)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell. (Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment. (Special)
After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him. (Special)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
8:29 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)
41:42 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Night King is half an hour late and not responding to texts, so Bran wargs into a flock of ravens to scout out the battlefield and find out where he's at. (Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam."
(Special)
Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.

Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title."
(Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
23:32 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: *struggles internally with secret heritage*
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em."
(I've made a huge mistake.)
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Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.

Jon: "I'm sorry I wasn't there when you needed me."
Bran: "You were exactly where you were supposed to be."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)