I Think Euron to Something
Guildhalla
Owner: kristollini
2-4, 27.5 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score:
-1.167 (percentile: 12.16%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Deaths (32)
Best Week:
Episode 1: Winterfell
(+4 roto points)
Team MVP:
Euron Greyjoy
(picked #16,
61 points,
42.66% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
---|---|---|
390 |
Viserion
|
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points) * on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air) * objects burned in non-combat situations |
216 |
Euron Greyjoy
|
+1 when he or his Ironborn is referenced as the "greatest" (including self-references) +1 for crude sexual remarks made about women he is courting |
37 |
Missandei
|
+1 point for each scene where she speaks Valyrian or translates. |
82 |
Varys
|
* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds" |
377 |
Harry Strickland
|
|
1 |
Eddard Stark
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
|
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming" +1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice |
Kills
Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
53:09
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron stabs Jaime through the ribs with his dagger as the brawl in the sea cave underneath King's Landing.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
20:34
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown.
(Deals Brokered)
22:25
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)
Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.
Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information." (Secret Discovery)
Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information." (Secret Discovery)
53:57
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions.
(Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
55:45
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone.
(Victorious Battle)
57:23
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
19:58
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)
21:52
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)
Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt."
(Funny Line)
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Missandei gives a Mean Girls deathstare to Sansa after Sansa throws some behind-the-back shade on Daenerys in the Winterfell crypts.
Sansa, to Tyrion: "It wouldn't work between us. ... The Dragon Queen. Your divided loyalties would become a problem."
Missandei: "Yes. Without the Dragon Queen, there'd be no problem at all. We'd all be dead already." (Witty Insult)
Sansa, to Tyrion: "It wouldn't work between us. ... The Dragon Queen. Your divided loyalties would become a problem."
Missandei: "Yes. Without the Dragon Queen, there'd be no problem at all. We'd all be dead already." (Witty Insult)
Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys." (Threat)
Missandei: "Dracarys." (Threat)
54:35
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
after stabbing Jaime through the ribs: "You fought well... for a cripple."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
19:16
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
25:25
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
25:25
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
A Game of Thrones
Missandei sits in a chair at the side table at the Feast of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!"
(Basic Seat)
Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage.
(Basic Seat)
53:50
(+1)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons.
(Basic Seat)
Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
44:38
(+2)
Eddard Stark:
Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell.
(Dead Body Appearance)
Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon.
(Death)
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Missandei is beheaded by the Mountain atop the ramparts at King's Landing, after delivering her final words - "Dracarys."
(Death)
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Varys is executed by Drogon's dragonfire after his plots to betray Daenerys are exposed.
to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Death)
to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Death)
37:48
(+5)
Harry Strickland:
Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate.
(Death)
55:49
(+5)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron bleeds out on the stones of the sea cave below King's Landing, having been stabbed through by Jaime.
"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." (Death)
"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister." (Death)
Special
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
(Special)
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)
25:53
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Special)
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Special)
Missandei speaks her last words in Valyrian.
Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys." (Special)
Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys." (Special)
51:35
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Jaime: "You're no King."
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen." (Special)
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen." (Special)
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The Feels
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)