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I Think Euron to Something | Fantasora

I Think Euron to Something

Guildhalla

Owner: kristollini

2-4, 27.5 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score: -1.167 (percentile: 12.16%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Deaths (32)
Best Week: Episode 1: Winterfell (+4 roto points)
Team MVP: Euron Greyjoy (picked #16, 61 points, 42.66% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-1

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#16 61 5 17 9 5 10 1 5 9 0
#32 35 0 9 3 0 0 4 5 9 5
#17 25 0 0 6 5 0 1 5 3 5
#1 15 5 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
#33 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
#48 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
Totals 143 10 26 18 10 10 6 32 21 10

Roster

charId Character Special
390
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
216
+1 when he or his Ironborn is referenced as the "greatest" (including self-references)
+1 for crude sexual remarks made about women he is courting
37
+1 point for each scene where she speaks Valyrian or translates.
82
* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret
* +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him
* +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
377
1
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming"
+1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
55:32 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
Euron stabs Jaime through the ribs with his dagger as the brawl in the sea cave underneath King's Landing. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
51:22 (+3) Varys:
Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.

Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information."
(Secret Discovery)
Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone. (Victorious Battle)
Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Episode 5: The Bells
4:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (New Follower/Prisoner)
4:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated."
(Funny Line)
Episode 3: The Long Night
9:12 (+3) Varys:
Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt." (Funny Line)
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Missandei gives a Mean Girls deathstare to Sansa after Sansa throws some behind-the-back shade on Daenerys in the Winterfell crypts.

Sansa, to Tyrion: "It wouldn't work between us. ... The Dragon Queen. Your divided loyalties would become a problem."
Missandei: "Yes. Without the Dragon Queen, there'd be no problem at all. We'd all be dead already."
(Witty Insult)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys."
(Threat)
Episode 5: The Bells
after stabbing Jaime through the ribs: "You fought well... for a cripple." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Missandei drinks her toast early as the crowd cheers on Gendry's promotion to non-bastard and Lord Barathon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
A Game of Thrones
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
9:54 (+1) Missandei:
Missandei sits in a chair at the side table at the Feast of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
14:53 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!" (Basic Seat)
51:33 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)
Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons. (Basic Seat)
Episode 5: The Bells
3:48 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage. (Basic Seat)
10:23 (+1) Varys:
Varys continues to sit and write letters by candelight, when he is arrested by Grey Worm and the Unsullied. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 1: Winterfell
Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)
Episode 3: The Long Night
56:09 (+5) Viserion:
Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon. (Death)
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76:06 (+5) Viserion:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Death)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Missandei is beheaded by the Mountain atop the ramparts at King's Landing, after delivering her final words - "Dracarys." (Death)
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Episode 5: The Bells
13:42 (+5) Varys:
Varys is executed by Drogon's dragonfire after his plots to betray Daenerys are exposed.

to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend."
(Death)
Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate. (Death)
Euron bleeds out on the stones of the sea cave below King's Landing, having been stabbed through by Jaime.

"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister."
(Death)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
6:22 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)
6:28 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't"
(Special)
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?"
(Special)
to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
61:32 (+3) Varys:
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree."
(Special)
Missandei speaks her last words in Valyrian.

Cersei: "If you have any last words, now is the time."
Missandei: "Dracarys."
(Special)
Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime: "You're no King."
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen."
(Special)
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The Feels
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 5: The Bells
12:40 (+5) Varys:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)
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