I Think Euron to Something

0-6, 31 roto pts (#7)
Z-Score: -1.052 (percentile: 14.63%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Acts of Intercourse (35)
Best Week: Episode 3: The Long Night (+4 roto points)
Team MVP: Jorah Mormont (picked #15, 108 points, 41.54% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-0

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Jorah Mormont	#15	108	52	6	0	35	0	7	3	5
Samwell Tarly	#18	74	10	3	9	0	7	0	12	33
Varys	#31	35	0	9	3	0	4	5	9	5
Lyanna Mormont	#34	28	10	0	3	0	0	12	3	0
Viserion	#2	15	5	0	0	0	0	10	0	0
Eddard Stark The long-deceased head of House Stark.	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Hot Pie	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Archmaester Ebrose	#47	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		260	77	18	15	35	11	34	27	43

Roster

charId	Character	Special
32	Jorah Mormont	* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale * +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture. * +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
40	Samwell Tarly	+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
82	Varys	* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
1	Eddard Stark The long-deceased head of House Stark.	2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming" +1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
104	Hot Pie	+1 point for every baked good or other food he prepares
390	Viserion	* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points) * on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air) * objects burned in non-combat situations

Kills

Episode 3: The Long Night

18:43 (+4) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah slashes two wights while on horseback, before his horse is taken down by a gang tackle of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:52 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah kills a wight from the ground after being tackled off of his horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:27 (+4) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:05 (+4) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah kills two wights as he covers the retreat of the Northern armies back into Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:40 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs through a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

28:25 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs a wight through the stomach. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:27 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah slashes two wights while defending the wall, splashing their blood across the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:28 (+2) Samwell Tarly:

Sam dual wields his dragonglass dagger to cut down a wight trying to scramble over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:30 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah a wight as it tries to climb over the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:31 (+2) Samwell Tarly:

Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:44 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs one of the wights after pulling them off of Samwell Tarly. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

55:32 (+5) Viserion:

Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)

Didn't Viserion get some kills around 56:56 when the Night King flew down and burned Winterfell and around 1:09:25 when it landed. -kasrasharif21

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2019 Apr 29 kimbo, christopher.a.cruzen, ddarko189, taylor1bridwell, 3 others like this
I was looking pretty closely at this and we get a vague breath of fire that smashes the wall. Nobody on the wall, and no shots that show any of the wights below burning. I'll do another pass at this on rewatch tongiht. -nyan

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2019 Apr 29 nicky.xchen1388, kimbo, taylor1bridwell like this
NK and Viserion inflicted damage to Danny and Drogon by spitting blue flame at them @ 44:57 -jchangz1991

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2019 Apr 30 taylor1bridwell, kasrasharif21, codyandrew77, power.suit, 2 others like this
Viserion should get the points because I think it’s clear that the wights below get killed because there are a lot piled in right right in the area where the fire hits both times. Not all of the other dragons kills showed the wights burning, the shots just show fire hitting the general area. -kasrasharif21

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56:43 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs through a wight as his friendzone-sense tells him that the dragons and his Queen are in danger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:15 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah swoops in to Daenerys' rescue after she falls from Drogon, lopping off the head of a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:38 (+2) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

66:03 (+12) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah fights off 6 wights while defending Daenerys outside the walls of Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:59 (+8) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah fights off four wights as he defends Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:26 (+6) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah fights off 3 more wights as he is cut down to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

73:37 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah kills one more wight as he lays kneeling on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

18:01 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)

50:17 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

51:22 (+3) Varys:

Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.

Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information." (Secret Discovery)

Given the quote, I think the buck stops here with respect to awarding this further down the chain. -nyan

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2019 May 6 sperlingjason, mlopez, alicehanners, dopeghoti like this
Surely if 8 people knowing makes it information, the 8th person to know (Varys) discovers info and not a secret? Varys’ quot afterwards kinda voids these points nah? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10 nyan likes this
quote* -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10
Also, Varys’ is actually the 9th person to know. -conor_finlay

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Episode 5: The Bells

4:38 (+3) Varys:

Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (New Follower/Prisoner)

4:38 (+3) Varys:

Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

70:32 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council. (New Title)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: Winterfell

41:22 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

33:40 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)

Having Sam in my team, I do wonder what I'm getting points for in this piece of dialogue. His funny line came afterwards, which is already scored accurately. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I liked the "stole a *considerable* number of books" part personally. It's Sam thinking that is one of the top-3 most badass things he's done. -nyan

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Well it's more of a boast then, isn't it? But yeah.. I guess, the character's intention doesn't really count, and as always with those funny lines, most of them will appeal in different ways to different viewers. -Lem Lemoncake

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34:03 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)

Episode 3: The Long Night

9:12 (+3) Varys:

Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt." (Funny Line)

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Acts of Intercourse

Episode 1: Winterfell

41:13 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)

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Episode 3: The Long Night

64:18 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah picks Daenerys up off the ground after she falls from Drogon's back. (Act of Intercourse)

68:12 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah crumples down after getting stabbed in the gut. Daenerys gives him a reassuring pat on the back. (Act of Intercourse)

73:29 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Daenerys helps a wounded Jorah up. (Act of Intercourse)

73:55 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Daenerys fulfills a man's dying wish and reaches out to touch Ser Jorah's elbow. (Act of Intercourse)

77:53 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Act of Intercourse)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

3:37 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Daenerys gives Jorah a parting kiss on his forehead as his body lies atop the funeral pyre. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

Episode 1: Winterfell

41:17 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

14:53 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!" (Basic Seat)

51:33 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)

Episode 5: The Bells

3:48 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage. (Basic Seat)

10:23 (+1) Varys:

Varys continues to sit and write letters by candelight, when he is arrested by Grey Worm and the Unsullied. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

48:01 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support. (Basic Seat)

49:12 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

67:41 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)

68:43 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival. (Basic Seat)

69:49 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

Episode 1: Winterfell

44:38 (+2) Eddard Stark:

Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)

Episode 3: The Long Night

56:09 (+5) Viserion:

Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon. (Death)

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76:06 (+5) Viserion:

Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Death)

77:53 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Death)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

3:21 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)

Episode 5: The Bells

13:42 (+5) Varys:

Varys is executed by Drogon's dragonfire after his plots to betray Daenerys are exposed.

to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Death)

Special

Episode 1: Winterfell

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

41:17 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)

41:30 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)

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46:31 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)

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Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

49:21 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Special)

61:32 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Special)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

67:22 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.

Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title." (Special)

The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

42:22 (+15) Samwell Tarly:

Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)

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agree ^ this was an absolutely brutal moment and deserves more than +1 -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez, vjdev2015, yarden.s, dlapato like this
Agreed, most heart-wrenching moment of episode 1, should be scored higher -Ser Vincent

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2019 Apr 15 vjdev2015 likes this
Should be more than 1 point -roisin.guargena

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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

34:25 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

50:17 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

50:17 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

49:52 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 5: The Bells

12:40 (+5) Varys:

Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)

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Episode 6: The Iron Throne

68:02 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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