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4-2, 47 roto pts (#2)
Z-Score: 0.787 (percentile: 78.43%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won: The Feels (105)
Best Week: Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (+13 roto points)
Team MVP: Tormund Giantsbane (picked #14, 157 points, 36.26% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-4

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Tormund Giantsbane	#14	157	40	3	27	15	5	3	0	42	22
Brienne of Tarth	#19	149	40	15	6	25	10	8	0	0	45
Samwell Tarly	#3	74	10	3	9	0	0	7	0	12	33
Melisandre	#35	48	32	0	0	0	0	0	5	6	5
Bronze Yohn Royce	-	5	0	0	3	0	0	2	0	0	0
Daario Naharis	#30	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		433	122	21	45	40	15	20	5	60	105

Roster

charId	Character	Special
40	Samwell Tarly	+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
67	Tormund Giantsbane	* every mention of "killing Crows" * every on-screen second he stares into Brienne's soul (rounded up)
9	Brienne of Tarth	* Scores every time she mentions the "oath" or "vow" she swore to serve the Starks. * Scores every time someone references her size/masculinity/attractiveness.
36	Daario Naharis	+1 point each time he flirts with Daenerys.
111	Bronze Yohn Royce

Kills

Episode 3: The Long Night

16:05 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne's downward strike takes out one wight, before she is gang-tackled by the horde. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:27 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:29 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:11 (+4) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches overhead. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:54 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne strikes down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:00 (+6) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes three wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:27 (+4) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:44 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne stabs through a wight as Sam watches her silhouette through the flames of the battlefield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

21:46 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

24:44 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:12 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down two wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

28:19 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:28 (+2) Samwell Tarly:

Sam dual wields his dragonglass dagger to cut down a wight trying to scramble over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:32 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:04 (+4) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne decapitates two wights as they overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:12 (+6) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne knocks 3 wights over a weak guardrail atop the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:20 (+12) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne rescues Jaime and killing the 2 wights on top of him and defending against 4 more wights charging their position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:25 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne mops up Jaime's sloppy work, turning around to cut down a wight who was still attacking after Jaime's strike. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:31 (+2) Samwell Tarly:

Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

56:38 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

59:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:33 (+4) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:38 (+2) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:56 (+6) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne cuts down three wights as they begin to overwhelm her position in the Winterfell courtyard. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:54 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:30 (+2) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

5:04 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.

to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother." (Convincing Argument)

15:54 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.

"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back." (New Title)

16:37 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)

48:09 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (New Title)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

50:36 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

68:29 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne joins the Small Council meeting as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard (New Title)

70:32 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell Tarly is named Grandmaester of King Bran's new Small Council. (New Title)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: Winterfell

41:22 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)

50:40 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

16:11 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)

26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)

33:40 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)

Having Sam in my team, I do wonder what I'm getting points for in this piece of dialogue. His funny line came afterwards, which is already scored accurately. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I liked the "stole a *considerable* number of books" part personally. It's Sam thinking that is one of the top-3 most badass things he's done. -nyan

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Well it's more of a boast then, isn't it? But yeah.. I guess, the character's intention doesn't really count, and as always with those funny lines, most of them will appeal in different ways to different viewers. -Lem Lemoncake

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34:03 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)

36:29 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.

Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup." (Funny Line)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)

37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)

46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

14:47 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)

18:54 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)

47:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

49:06 (+3) Bronze Yohn Royce:

Lord Royce responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "I'll ask my horse!" (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

submitted by alicehanners (approved!)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

12:23 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:31 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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15:02 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:44 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne is forced to drink in the game after Jaime correctly "guesses" that she is an only child.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

17:14 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne drinks jovially at a table with Podrick, Tyrion, and Jaime as Daenerys realizes she has no friends. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

18:09 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne guesses wrong that Tyrion is drinking wine but prefers ale, forcing her to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

24:56 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne takes a drink as Jaime stumbles into her bedchambers with a cups and a pitcher of wine. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)

27:20 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne experiences her first time with Jaime after he drunkenly and jealously stumbles into her bedchambers.

Jaime: "I've never slept with a knight before."
Brienne: "I've never slept with anyone before." (Act of Intercourse)

65:43 (+5) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne wakes up from bed after a 2nd night with Jaime, only to find he has disappeared into the night. (Act of Intercourse)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

I think it strongly implied they did -conor_finlay

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2019 May 6 vjdev2015 likes this
I don't know about this. I think if this scene was shot in the morning when it was light, you wouldn't just assume they had done the deed. Just because they were sharing a bed isn't strong implication of deed doing. -Jamiemurraytait

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2019 May 6
Especially if you are going to give jaime for "I've made a huge mistake" assuming he's done it again is a bit contradictory hahaha -Jamiemurraytait

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2019 May 6
I'm mostly going off Brienne being nude, they probably have pajamas if they're regular sleeping? -nyan

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2019 May 6 vjdev2015 likes this
Rule IV: Scenes where characters are nude in bed are counted as implied sex. -okaymkay

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So would Rule IV cover Jaime aswell? He’s not naked in bed but Brienne didn’t shag herself. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7

A Game of Thrones

Episode 1: Winterfell

41:17 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

18:37 (+1) Bronze Yohn Royce:

Lord Royce sits with Sansa as he cold-heartedly advises her to lock the peasants outside of Winterfell. "The moment we can get the last infantry men out onto the field, we should shut the gates." (Basic Seat)

36:55 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us." (Basic Seat)

37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)

44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

44:12 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)

46:32 (+1) Bronze Yohn Royce:

Lord Royce sits as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros gather in King's Landing to discuss the fate of Tyrion Lannister and the Kingdom. (Basic Seat)

48:01 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam sits and looks away awkwardly as Edmure Tully glances around the room for support. (Basic Seat)

49:12 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell sits back down as his proposal for a democracy is roundly rejected by the Lords and Ladies of Westeros. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Bronze Yohn Royce:

Lord Royce sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

Does he not get points for the line about asking his horse about the potential rise of democracy in Westeros? -tyler.j.hewitt

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2019 May 24
I originally didn't like these lines personally but the bar isn't that high tbh. We probably could give the lines or mayhaps the "Funny Moments" overall category to Sam, Edmure, and Royce? -nyan

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2019 May 24
Actually nvm on that, I ended up adding in the lines for both Royce and Edmure. -nyan

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63:52 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne sits as she pages through the Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard. (Basic Seat)

67:41 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam sits down at the Small Council meeting as Tyrion flips through the history tome of "A Song of Ice and Fire" (Basic Seat)

68:42 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne takes her seat at the Small Council meeting after arriving with Bran. (Basic Seat)

68:43 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's arrival. (Basic Seat)

69:49 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne reseats herself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)

69:49 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell reseats himself at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure. (Basic Seat)

Special

Episode 1: Winterfell

41:17 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)

46:31 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)

submitted by dtsantise (approved!)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)

37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

19:05 (+12) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)

submitted by conor_finlay (approved!)

Also would “icy fucks” count as a witty insult? Or does it have to be said directly to the target of the insult? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7
Doesn't have to be said at anyone, and for Tormund these kind of half-bleed into funny lines. I did add the "shit in my pants" line right after "icy fucks", here: https://fantasora.com/event/4628

I could go either way on this icy fucks line. -nyan

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2019 May 8
I feel like he definitely does more than 3 points worth of staring here? He stares straight into her eyes for 5/6 seconds as he walks over to her. He’s speaking to everyone but his eyes are fixed right on hers and he also happens to be talking about “looking into blue eyes”. His second stare is about 5/6 seconds aswell, from the end of his laugh to the moment Jaime steps in front of him and his eyes move to him. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
I know he doesn’t get points for just looking at Brienne but these two stares are definitely more in line with the stares he was scored for in episode 2. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
That was my bad, I meant to mark this as 3 seconds and 9 points. This is the portion that you can see Tormund's eyes during the stare in the screenshot, between Brienne's "pardon me for a moment" and Jaime interrupting. The 5s is about right if you include the beginning where we just see the back of his head. Don't feel too strongly about the cutoff here, call it even at 4s? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's subjective but I feel that before this with the "icy fucks" he is mostly jovial and talking to her like a person instead of objectifying her? -nyan

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2019 May 8
Yeah that’s fair in regard to the “icy fucks” part. I’d still argue that he should get the whole 5/6 seconds for the second stars as we can still see he’s looking at her even though we can’t see his eyes the whole time. Ultimately it’s up to you though. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8

49:21 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Special)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

67:22 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Samwell places the tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" in front of Tyrion at the Small Council meeting.

Tyrion: "What's this?"
Samwell: " A Song of Ice and Fire. Archmaester Ebrose's history of the wars following the death of King Robert. I helped him with the title." (Special)

The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

42:22 (+15) Samwell Tarly:

Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)

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agree ^ this was an absolutely brutal moment and deserves more than +1 -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez, vjdev2015, yarden.s, dlapato like this
Agreed, most heart-wrenching moment of episode 1, should be scored higher -Ser Vincent

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2019 Apr 15 vjdev2015 likes this
Should be more than 1 point -roisin.guargena

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50:39 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)

Doesn't he also call Jon a crow here - does that count toward his special? I guess there's no mention of `killing` but idk if there's precedent -dennis

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2019 Apr 22 dneanover likes this
@dennis he doesn't really do crow killing anymore, so I'm onboard with changing this. This is outdated from S4. -nyan

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Yeah I think generally if he says "crow" at all it should count now, as it's pretty rare as it is -dennis

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2019 Apr 22
Shouldn't Jon get points for this too and his embrace with Eddison Tollett? Considering he thought they may have been lost, to be reunited again since he left them at the Wall? -davidleelake

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2019 Apr 23

34:25 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

47:37 (+15) Brienne of Tarth:

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Could make an argument for it, but imo the moment from Jaime's perspective is more in line with the other standard Feels points given out. It doesn't need to be symmetrical necessarily, see Bran not reacting to Jon's reunion and Daenerys not getting points for her part in making Sam sad. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23 okaymkay likes this
I dunno, I feel like Jaime was the key part in this. He knew exactly what he was doing and how it would make Brienne feel. She would never of been knighted if it wasn’t for Jaime. It was “an act of love” on Jaime’s part, maybe even the closest thing we’ll get to him confessing his love for her. Sam’s moment was about him finding out about his family, it was his moment not Daenerys’. Imo, this moment was about Brienne AND Jaime’s relationship. -conor_finlay

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2019 Apr 23 danrog17 likes this
“an act of love” came from Nikolaj Coster-Waldau -conor_finlay

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50:17 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

16:44 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)

48:32 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

49:52 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

57:26 (+15) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne begs Jaime to stay with her, but is left sobbing in the courtyard of Winterfell after Jaime rides off to save Cersei.

"You're better than she is. You're a good man and you can't save her. You don't need to die with her. Stay here. Stay with me." (Sad Feels)

Do people like this as Feels of the Week? Gwendoline Christie was amazing in this. And it felt like a real moment of reckoning for Jaime. -nyan

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2019 May 6
I think there is also a case for Danaerys when she looks at jorah, similar with sansa and theon. Would also suggest the strongest case would be for grey worm watching missandei's execution. -Jamiemurraytait

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2019 May 6
I'll classify this as the 3x "Feels of the Week". Same was applied to Jon's speech at the beginning.

I think my take goes against the grain a bit and we'll probably mostly add them, but Daenerys/Sansa/Grey Worm being sad about deaths are submitted here:

https://fantasora.com/event/4609
https://fantasora.com/event/4596 -nyan

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2019 May 6
^edit: eh after further consideration I downgraded Jon's speech. It was a very good speech but maybe just below the bar. It was sort of like Podrick's song in terms of summing up the overall moment which together was very sad, however the Sad Feels were distributed and not all on one character. -nyan

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2019 May 6

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

64:25 (+15) Brienne of Tarth:

Brienne returns to King's Landing and fills in Jaime Lannisters' entry in the The Book of the Brothers, the chronicle of the Kingsguard. (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

68:02 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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