Gendryfication
You Win or You Die
Owner: reavey.john
39 roto pts (#5)
Z-Score:
-0.186 (percentile: 42.62%)
Weeks at #1: 2
Categories won:
Acts of Intercourse (60)
Best Week:
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
(+10.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Jaime Lannister
(picked #9,
147 points,
34.43% of team total)
Roster Stats
Roster
charId | Character | Special |
---|---|---|
130 |
White Walker (Night King)
|
* Actions of dragons while dragonriding * Wights or White Walker versions of named chars are counted as followers (unless shown to be re-animated by someone else) * Scenes of Winter arriving anywhere south of the Riverlands (inclusive) * works of White Walker art |
32 |
Jorah Mormont
|
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale * +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture. * +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone) |
80 |
Gendry
|
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing. |
27 |
Podrick Payne
|
+1 point for failed attempts at basic tasks. +1 point for surprising people with how good he is at a task |
104 |
Hot Pie
|
+1 point for every baked good or other food he prepares |
19 |
Jaime Lannister
|
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand * +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation * +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him * 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer) |
13 |
Meera Reed
|
+1 every time she transports Bran |
1 |
Eddard Stark
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
|
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming" +1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice |
Kills
16:01
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:13
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:07
(+4)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches from overhead.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:09
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:43
(+4)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slashes two wights while on horseback, before his horse is taken down by a gang tackle of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:52
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills a wight from the ground after being tackled off of his horse.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:08
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:05
(+4)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills two wights as he covers the retreat of the Northern armies back into Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:40
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:18
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:27
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slashes two wights while defending the wall, splashing their blood across the ramparts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:40
(+4)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:22
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:24
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime strikes a wight advancing on his and Brienne's position, though it is only partially injured and is finished off by Brienne.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
38:30
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah a wight as it tries to climb over the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:44
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs one of the wights after pulling them off of Samwell Tarly.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Night King rides Viserion as he slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
56:43
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah stabs through a wight as his friendzone-sense tells him that the dragons and his Queen are in danger.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:15
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah swoops in to Daenerys' rescue after she falls from Drogon, lopping off the head of a wight.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:03
(+12)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off 6 wights while defending Daenerys outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:51
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:59
(+8)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off four wights as he defends Daenerys.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:26
(+6)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah fights off 3 more wights as he is cut down to the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
72:15
(+10)
White Walker (Night King):
The Night King dodges the naïve spear charge by Theon, breaking the weapon in half and stabbing Theon through the stomach with the broken stick.
(Kill of Named Character)
73:37
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah kills one more wight as he lays kneeling on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:05
(+10)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits.
(Victorious Battle)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
18:01
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen.
(Convincing Argument)
50:17
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
After he notices an decidedly unstealthy Jon trying to sneak up on his back, the Night King raises all of the dead bodies surrounding Jon to become a new wight army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King reanimates Lyanna Mormont as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Qhono as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Eddison Tollet as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.
Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)
Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)
69:19
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Brienne refers to the newly-knighted Ser Podrick Payne as he arrives to wheel Bran out of the Small Council meeting.
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
14:06
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock."
(Funny Line)
16:11
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)
35:33
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister."
(Funny Line)
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)
15:42
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)
25:24
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)
23:41
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
36:08
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:41
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
45:50
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
51:10
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:50
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks from his cup as Gendry makes his way through the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:52
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:24
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
18:25
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick does a nervous drink as Tyrion guesses that Brienne is a virgin at the Feast of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
25:41
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
41:13
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens."
(Act of Intercourse)
64:18
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah picks Daenerys up off the ground after she falls from Drogon's back.
(Act of Intercourse)
68:12
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah crumples down after getting stabbed in the gut. Daenerys gives him a reassuring pat on the back.
(Act of Intercourse)
73:55
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys fulfills a man's dying wish and reaches out to touch Ser Jorah's elbow.
(Act of Intercourse)
77:53
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights.
(Act of Intercourse)
3:37
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Daenerys gives Jorah a parting kiss on his forehead as his body lies atop the funeral pyre.
(Act of Intercourse)
20:47
(+10)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick has a girl in hand and chats up another Northern beauty before all three abscond into a dark corner of Winterfell.
(Act of Intercourse)
27:20
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here".
(Act of Intercourse)
65:39
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush.
(Act of Intercourse)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
A Game of Thrones
34:50
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion.
(Basic Seat)
36:55
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace.
(Basic Seat)
51:06
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
(+1)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
38:29
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne.
(Basic Seat)
65:17
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him.
(Basic Seat)
Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
44:38
(+2)
Eddard Stark:
Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell.
(Dead Body Appearance)
The Night King shatters after Arya lands a hit to its stomach with her Valyrian steel dagger.
(Death)
77:53
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights.
(Death)
3:21
(+2)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Dead Body Appearance)
73:43
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
11:53
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep
(Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads.
(Special)
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass."
(Special)
41:30
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
submitted by nickg (approved!)
Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts.
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal.
(Special)
15:42
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.
Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)
Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
51:37
(+3)
Podrick Payne:
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones".
(Special)
submitted by coreymarkhembree (approved!)
23:37
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?"
(Special)
33:24
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside.
(Special)
52:39
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy.
(Special)
52:56
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold.
(Special)
The Feels
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
53:29
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
47:37
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:17
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
51:00
(+5)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":
"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)
"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)
Gendry proposes to Arya.
"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
56:50
(+15)
Jaime Lannister:
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.
"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)
"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)
65:09
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
26:47
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
73:43
(+5)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)
"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)