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It’s a bit nippy | Fantasora

It’s a bit nippy

Battle for Westmeros

Owner: lisa.s.galang

39 roto pts (#3)
Z-Score: 0.433 (percentile: 66.76%)
Weeks at #1: 1
Categories won: Kills (2327), Deaths (34), Special (129)
Best Week: Episode 3: The Long Night (+9 roto points)
Team MVP: Drogon (picked #6, 2159 points, 80.5% of team total)

Roster Stats

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#6 2159 2132 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 21
#23 271 157 12 0 0 0 0 0 102 0
#9 150 31 0 18 30 10 6 7 12 36
#20 61 5 17 9 5 10 1 5 9 0
#37 31 2 3 6 0 0 0 12 0 8
#34 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
#48 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 5 0 0
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 2682 2327 32 33 35 20 7 34 129 65

Roster

charId Character Special
387
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
19
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
* +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
* +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
216
+1 when he or his Ironborn is referenced as the "greatest" (including self-references)
+1 for crude sexual remarks made about women he is courting
397
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing)
* scores battle victories if featured in on-screen action
72
* +1 point whenever he receives a new specimen for his experiments
* +1 politics point when reporting information from his "little birds"
377
213
Kills
Episode 3: The Long Night
A wight leaps onto an Unsullied soldier as the undead crash into the Unsullied front line. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An Unsullied soldier is knocked to the ground as he bleeds out over the snow. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight severs the arm of an Unsullied soldier (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight rips apart the throat of an an Unsullied soldier with its bare hands (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight pushes a sword through the throat of an Unsullied soldier (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights gang tackle two Unsullied soldiers from the side (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights decapitate an Unsullied soldier as he lays injured on the ground (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A Vale soldier is run through by a wight, after valiantly bashing one to bits with his shield. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights slash another Northern soldier in the throat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight eats the face of a chainmailed soldier on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime bodies a wight onto the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:16 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:43 (+44) Drogon:
Drogon torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A chainmail-clad wight pulls down a screaming Northern soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:21 (+56) Drogon:
Drogon attacks from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights tackle three Northern soldiers (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime kills a charging wight (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight runs a sword through the back of Eddison Tollet moments after he rescues Samwell Tarly. (Kill of Named Character)
A wight lunges onto a soldier as the Northern forces make their hasty retreat back to Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight gets very stabby with a Northern soldier on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:21 (+40) Drogon:
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons) (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights begin to breach the defenses at the wall, knocking over one defender and lunging atop another screaming Northern soldier. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Wight Army overtakes the wall, mauling 4 of its defenders and forcing the heroes to make a retreat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights jump two more Northern soldiers, dragging one of them across the ramparts and down to the zombie mosh pit below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After overrunning the castle wall, the wights descend onto the courtyard, massacring the first group of Northern soldiers they encounter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A hero wight manages to cut down two Northern soldiers on its own. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight corners a Norther soldier and stabs him repeatedly in the stomach. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights begin overrunning the inner courtyard at Winterfell, tackling or slashing at 3 Northern soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A wight stabs a Northern soldier through the throat. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights impale a Northern soldier onto the dragonglass-barbed Czech hedgehog, forming a safe platform for them to overrun the defense. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Wights jump the courtyard and cut down two Mormont soldiers. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Beric blocks the doorway for a few moments as the wights finish him off in one of the most intense TSA frisk checks of all time. (Kill of Named Character)
56:09 (+10) Drogon:
After Daenerys unseats the Night King, Drogon bites down and snaps Viserion's neck. (Kill of Named Character)
Jaime stabs into a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights break into the crypts, dragging a girl into the darkness of one of the vaults. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
A girl trips in the crypts and is dragged into the bokeh as the wights attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
An Iroborn is tackled by a wight in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:29 (+18) Drogon:
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:59 (+8) Drogon:
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:16 (+12) Drogon:
As the horde of wights pile onto Drogon's back, he chomps down on a mouthful to try and fend them off. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:17 (+2) Drogon:
Desperate to get rid of the wights, Drogon flails and shakes, and stomps on two wights in the process (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Taking advantage of a prolonged landing, the horde of wights descend on Drogon, stabbing him all over as he attempts to fly away. (Major Injury of Named Character)
63:39 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon shakes off the wights on his back, throwing down a wighted Qhono. (Kill of Named Character)
A wight kills a Nothern soldier in the hallway moments before he is killed by Jon Snow. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
As the Ironborn make their last stand in the Godswood, the wights take them down one by one. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wight eats the faces off of two people as they flood the Winterfell crypts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
The wights bash in a woman against a statue in the Winterfell crypts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
After facing an onslaught of wights converging on Daenerys, Jorah succumbs to his wounds, having successfully defended his Queen. (Kill of Named Character)
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End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Jon Snow throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Brienne of Tarth throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Tormund Giantsbane throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Sandor Clegane throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Gendry throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Podrick Payne throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Grey Worm throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Samwell Tarly throughout the battle (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Episode 5: The Bells
13:42 (+10) Drogon:
Drogon incinerates Varys on the shores outside Dragonstone

Daenerys: "Lord Varys - I, Daenerys of House Targaryen, first of my name, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons, sentence you to die. ... Dracarys."
(Kill of Named Character)
36:01 (+46) Drogon:
After burning the Iron Fleet, Drogon and Daenerys set their sights on the city, torching the defensive Scorpions and their gunner crews atop the walls of King's Landing. 23 Lannister soldiers are burned on-screen. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
36:54 (+678) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys blast through the King's Landing gate with an explosion of dragonfire - blowing away 299 sellswords at the center column of the Golden Company, 32 sellswords on the right flank, and 8 Scorpion gunners atop the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:04 (+2) Drogon:
Harry Strickland's white horse is killed in the fireblast as Drogon and Daenerys blow open the King's Landing gates. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:16 (+16) Drogon:
8 sellswords from the Golden Company are burned alive after Daenerys and Drogon blast through the King's Landing gate from behind. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:21 (+4) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys wipe out two Lannister soldiers atop a building in a drive-by fireblasting. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
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38:51 (+104) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys return outside the gates to roast 52 Golden Company sellswords from above. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:55 (+542) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys strafe the fleeing Golden Company outside the gates of King's Landing, burning 271 soldiers in the tracking shot. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:58 (+14) Drogon:
7 Golden Company soldiers are shown engulfed in flames after Drogon and Daenerys' strafing run (Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:23 (+46) Drogon:
Drogon and Daenerys make a run along the city walls of King's Landing, taking out 7 Scorpion batteries and their gunner crews. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:06 (+60) Drogon:
Grief-stricken, Daenerys takes Drogon on a destruction derby, burning civilians and soldiers alike as she flies towards the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:53 (+14) Drogon:
7 Lannister soldiers are burned after surrendering as Daenerys burns a path of destruction on the way to the Red Keep (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:02 (+160) Drogon:
Daenerys and Drogon continue their reign of terror, indiscriminately burning civilians in the streets of King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:58 (+170) Drogon:
A portion of the Red Keep collapses, crushing a group of 85 civilians below. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Euron stabs Jaime through the ribs with his dagger as the brawl in the sea cave underneath King's Landing. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)
57:57 (+4) Drogon:
The Red Keep continues to collapse under the repeated attacks by Daenerys and Drogon, crushing two of Cersei's Queensguard in the rubble. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:04 (+4) Drogon:
Two people fall off a collapse building as King's Landing begins to crumble into ruin from Drogon and Daenerys' rampage (Kill of Unnamed Character)
71:49 (+26) Drogon:
In their last strafing run, Drogon and Daenerys burn a street of civilians, including the mom and daughter who helped Arya escape. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
73:43 (+20) Drogon:
After repeated explosions and dragonfire, the Red Keep collapses, burying Jaime and Cersei Lannister in the dungeons below. (Kill of Named Character)
75:51 (+1) Drogon:
Arya survives the destruction of King's Landing, bloodied and lung cancered from the ordeal. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)
Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken."
(Convincing Argument)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The Wight Army routs Jorah Mormont's cavalry charge with the Dothraki horde, winning the initial skirmish outside the walls of Winterfell. (Victorious Battle)
The Wight Army wins the second phase of the battle, pushing the Northern armies to retreat back within Winterfell and slaughtering almost all of the Unsullied defenders. (Victorious Battle)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle. (Victorious Battle)
The Wight Army's numbers multiply as they add the dead Dothraki, Unsullied, and Northern armies to their ranks. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))
Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone. (Victorious Battle)
Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Episode 1: Winterfell
Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated."
(Funny Line)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it."
(Funny Line)
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North."
(Funny Line)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister."
(Funny Line)
after stabbing Jaime through the ribs: "You fought well... for a cripple." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?"
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)
Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
Episode 5: The Bells
Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate. (Death)
Euron bleeds out on the stones of the sea cave below King's Landing, having been stabbed through by Jaime.

"I'm the man who killed Jaime Lannister."
(Death)
59:09 (+5) Qyburn:
Qyburn is bashed in against the rubble of the Red Keep and flung to his death by the Mountain, as he vainly commands Ser Gregor to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Death)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Death)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
Tyrion finds Cersei's and Jaime's bodies in the rubble beneath the collapsed Red Keep (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
Episode 1: Winterfell
Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?"
(Special)
to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)
Episode 3: The Long Night
The wight who killed Eddison Tollet stares back at Sam with its blue eyes, and Sam runs in terror (Special)
After Melisandre lights the trench, 18 wights stare back through the flames with their glowing blue eyes. (Special)
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A wight continues to stare at Arya with its blue eyes after being stabbed in the library. (Special)
The dead stare back at Jon as the Night King raises them back up. (Special)
Seven sets of blue eyes stare through the weirwood tree to watch as Theon makes his final spear charge against the Night King (Special)
Episode 5: The Bells
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)
Jaime: "You're no King."
Euron: "Oh, but I am. And I fucked the Queen."
(Special)
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Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
40:23 (+3) Drogon:
In anguish over his mother's death, Drogon burns down the ruined walls of the throne room in the Red Keep. (Special)
40:59 (+3) Drogon:
In anguish over his mother's death, Drogon melts down the Iron Throne. (Special)
The Feels
Episode 1: Winterfell
36:34 (+3) Drogon:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
submitted by tommywaffles18 (approved!)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
submitted by hindsight44 (approved!)
Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Episode 3: The Long Night
63:13 (+3) Drogon:
Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons. (I've made a huge mistake.)
Episode 4: The Last of the Starks
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 5: The Bells
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
(Sad Feels)
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us."
(Sad Feels)
Episode 6: The Iron Throne
39:26 (+15) Drogon:
Drogon arrives to the throne room and nudges at his Daenerys' lifeless body. He attacks and melts down the Iron Throne, before taking his mother's body and flying off to parts unknown. (Sad Feels)