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3-3, 33.5 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score: -0.608 (percentile: 27.16%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won: Acts of Intercourse (40), Deaths (29)
Best Week: Episode 4: The Last of the Starks (+2 roto points)
Team MVP: Jorah Mormont (picked #16, 108 points, 46.35% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Jorah Mormont	#16	108	52	6	0	0	35	0	7	3	5
Gendry	#17	60	20	3	3	5	5	2	0	12	10
Varys	#32	35	0	9	3	0	0	4	5	9	5
Viserion	#1	15	5	0	0	0	0	0	10	0	0
Edmure Tully	#48	8	0	0	3	0	0	2	0	0	3
Harry Strickland	#33	5	0	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0
Eddard Stark The long-deceased head of House Stark.	#49	2	0	0	0	0	0	0	2	0	0
Totals		233	77	18	9	5	40	8	29	24	23

Roster

charId	Character	Special
390	Viserion	* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points) * on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air) * objects burned in non-combat situations
32	Jorah Mormont	* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale * +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture. * +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
80	Gendry	+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
82	Varys	* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
377	Harry Strickland
92	Edmure Tully
1	Eddard Stark The long-deceased head of House Stark.	2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming" +1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice

Kills

Episode 3: The Long Night

18:43 (+4) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah slashes two wights while on horseback, before his horse is taken down by a gang tackle of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:52 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah kills a wight from the ground after being tackled off of his horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

19:11 (+2) Gendry:

Gendry brings his dragonglass axe down onto a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

24:47 (+2) Gendry:

Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:05 (+4) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah kills two wights as he covers the retreat of the Northern armies back into Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

27:40 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs through a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

28:25 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs a wight through the stomach. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:16 (+2) Gendry:

Gendry cuts down the first wight over the wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

37:27 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah slashes two wights while defending the wall, splashing their blood across the ramparts. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:30 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah a wight as it tries to climb over the castle wall. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

38:44 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs one of the wights after pulling them off of Samwell Tarly. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

55:32 (+5) Viserion:

Viserion slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight. (Major Injury of Named Character)

Didn't Viserion get some kills around 56:56 when the Night King flew down and burned Winterfell and around 1:09:25 when it landed. -kasrasharif21

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2019 Apr 29 kimbo, christopher.a.cruzen, ddarko189, taylor1bridwell, 3 others like this
I was looking pretty closely at this and we get a vague breath of fire that smashes the wall. Nobody on the wall, and no shots that show any of the wights below burning. I'll do another pass at this on rewatch tongiht. -nyan

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2019 Apr 29 nicky.xchen1388, kimbo, taylor1bridwell like this
NK and Viserion inflicted damage to Danny and Drogon by spitting blue flame at them @ 44:57 -jchangz1991

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2019 Apr 30 taylor1bridwell, kasrasharif21, codyandrew77, power.suit, 2 others like this
Viserion should get the points because I think it’s clear that the wights below get killed because there are a lot piled in right right in the area where the fire hits both times. Not all of the other dragons kills showed the wights burning, the shots just show fire hitting the general area. -kasrasharif21

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56:43 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs through a wight as his friendzone-sense tells him that the dragons and his Queen are in danger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:15 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah swoops in to Daenerys' rescue after she falls from Drogon, lopping off the head of a wight. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

64:33 (+10) Gendry:

Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

66:03 (+12) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah fights off 6 wights while defending Daenerys outside the walls of Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:54 (+4) Gendry:

Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

67:59 (+8) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah fights off four wights as he defends Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:26 (+6) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah fights off 3 more wights as he is cut down to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

73:37 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah kills one more wight as he lays kneeling on the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

18:01 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)

50:17 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

10:52 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry receives high marks on his peer reviews after the Battle of Winterfell, and he is legitimized as a non-bastard and named Lord Baratheon of Storm's End.

Daenerys Targaryen: "I think you should be Lord of Storm's End.
Gendry: "That can't be, I'm a bastard."
Daenerys: "No, you are Lord Gendry Baratheon of Storm's End. The lawful son of Robert Baratheon. Because that is what I have made you." (New Title)

51:22 (+3) Varys:

Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.

Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information." (Secret Discovery)

Given the quote, I think the buck stops here with respect to awarding this further down the chain. -nyan

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2019 May 6 sperlingjason, mlopez, alicehanners, dopeghoti like this
Surely if 8 people knowing makes it information, the 8th person to know (Varys) discovers info and not a secret? Varys’ quot afterwards kinda voids these points nah? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10 nyan likes this
quote* -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10
Also, Varys’ is actually the 9th person to know. -conor_finlay

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Episode 5: The Bells

4:38 (+3) Varys:

Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (New Follower/Prisoner)

4:38 (+3) Varys:

Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

42:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)

Episode 3: The Long Night

9:12 (+3) Varys:

Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt." (Funny Line)

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Episode 6: The Iron Throne

49:03 (+3) Edmure Tully:

Edmure responds to Samwell Tarly's proposal for democratic elections: "Maybe we should give the dogs a vote as well" (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

9:18 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry takes a drink before asking the Hound if he's seen Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 1: Winterfell

41:13 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)

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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

44:21 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

I think this should be phrased differently. This wasn't a quid pro quo transaction. This was Arya reaching out affirmatively, demonstrating sexual agency, and choosing Gendry to have this experience with because she trusts him. She would have done the same thing even without the weapon. -power.suit

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2019 Apr 22 sperlingjason, nyan, Lem Lemoncake, chalisegrogan like this
Oh definitely, not at all - sorry if this implied that, it was attempting to put some kind of color onto the event descriptions. Lemme change it to match Arya's for now and see I'll revisit if I think up anything better while writing the blog post. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
Maybe this is already included in these 5 points, but shouldn't there be 2 intercourse scenes scored? There's the shot on the sacks and then again later when Arya and Gendry are shown in bed. Implied sex. -the_catherine316

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Episode 3: The Long Night

64:18 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah picks Daenerys up off the ground after she falls from Drogon's back. (Act of Intercourse)

68:12 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah crumples down after getting stabbed in the gut. Daenerys gives him a reassuring pat on the back. (Act of Intercourse)

73:29 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Daenerys helps a wounded Jorah up. (Act of Intercourse)

73:55 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Daenerys fulfills a man's dying wish and reaches out to touch Ser Jorah's elbow. (Act of Intercourse)

77:53 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Act of Intercourse)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

3:37 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Daenerys gives Jorah a parting kiss on his forehead as his body lies atop the funeral pyre. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

14:53 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!" (Basic Seat)

51:33 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)

Episode 5: The Bells

3:48 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage. (Basic Seat)

10:23 (+1) Varys:

Varys continues to sit and write letters by candelight, when he is arrested by Grey Worm and the Unsullied. (Basic Seat)

Episode 6: The Iron Throne

44:21 (+1) Gendry:

Gendry is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial. (Basic Seat)

47:05 (+1) Edmure Tully:

Edmure sits and grits his teeth as he prepares to give his big speech to the Lords and Ladies of Westeros. (Basic Seat)

48:15 (+1) Edmure Tully:

Edmure returns to his seat after his speech is interrupted by Sansa and he is ignored by the other Lords of Westeros. (Basic Seat)

55:11 (+1) Gendry:

Gendry sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

Episode 1: Winterfell

44:38 (+2) Eddard Stark:

Jon looks at a statue of his father while paying respects in the crypts of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)

Episode 3: The Long Night

56:09 (+5) Viserion:

Dueling with Rhaegal and then Drogon in aerial combat, the Night King is thrown off Viserion's back and Viserion soon after has his neck snapped by Drogon. (Death)

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76:06 (+5) Viserion:

Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King (Death)

77:53 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah dies in the arms of a tearful Daenerys, having successfully defended her from the onslaught of wights. (Death)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

3:21 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah's body lies on top of a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell. (Dead Body Appearance)

Episode 5: The Bells

13:42 (+5) Varys:

Varys is executed by Drogon's dragonfire after his plots to betray Daenerys are exposed.

to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Death)

37:48 (+5) Harry Strickland:

Captain Strickland is javelin'd through the back by Grey Worm, as he flees from the Unsullied forces charging the King's Landing gate. (Death)

Special

Episode 1: Winterfell

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

36:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)

36:55 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)

41:30 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)

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Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

8:29 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)

41:42 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

61:32 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Special)

The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

38:22 (+5) Gendry:

Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

50:17 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

23:32 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry proposes to Arya.

"I don't know how to be Lord of anything. I hardly know how to use a fork. All I know is that you're beautiful, and I love you, and none of it will be worth anything if you're not with me. So be with me. Be my wife. Be the Lady of Storm's End." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 5: The Bells

12:40 (+5) Varys:

Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)

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Episode 6: The Iron Throne

48:11 (+3) Edmure Tully:

After Sansa interrupts his speech and embarrasses him in front of the council, Edmure glances around at the awkward gazes of the other lords and clumsily knocks his scabbard against a pole as he sits down. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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