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Matchup: Impin aint easy vs Crows Before Hoes for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Matchup: Impin aint easy vs Crows Before Hoes for Ep 1

SHAME! SHAME! DRAGONS?

Impin aint easy (benlund1021)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Daenerys Targaryen
 #1 15 0 0 6 0 0 1 0 3 5
Yara Greyjoy
 #24 9 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Daario Naharis
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wight Army (Extras)
 #25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Brienne of Tarth
 #12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
 #13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 24 1 3 6 0 0 1 0 3 10

Crows Before Hoes (kschamber)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Gendry
 #22 11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 5
Tyrion Lannister
 #3 10 0 0 9 0 0 1 0 0 0
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
 #10 9 0 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sansa Stark
 #15 8 0 0 6 0 0 2 0 0 0
Missandei
 #27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melisandre
 #34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 38 0 3 21 0 0 3 0 6 5

Kills
27:57 (+1) Yara Greyjoy:
As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
29:01 (+3) Yara Greyjoy:
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die." (House Words)
37:01 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
6:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)
12:40 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want." (Threat)
14:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)
15:12 (+3) Sansa Stark:
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
submitted by gravesalex0 (approved!)
29:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)
30:59 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)
33:11 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow" (Funny Line)
submitted by krystataylor14 (approved!)
37:05 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)
37:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)
submitted by sweetsarah025 (approved!)
A Game of Thrones
9:53 (+1) Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
9:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
10:23 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes her seat at the head table in the great hall of Winterfell between Jon Snow and Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
39:21 (+1) Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Special
5:14 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)
36:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)
36:55 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)
The Feels
29:17 (+5) Yara Greyjoy:
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
36:04 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:22 (+5) Gendry:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)