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Matchup: Impin aint easy vs THE GODS OF WINE AND TITS for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#12 36 0 12 6 0 0 3 0 0 15
#1 17 0 3 9 0 0 2 0 3 0
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 53 0 15 15 0 0 5 0 3 15

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#9 28 0 0 9 10 0 4 0 0 5
#4 12 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 3 5
- 6 0 0 0 5 0 1 0 0 0
#33 5 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
#16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 51 0 3 9 15 0 6 0 3 15

Political Wins
Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.

to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother."
(Convincing Argument)
6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:
Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)
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Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.

"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back."
(New Title)
Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(New Title)
Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)
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Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?"
(Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?"
(Funny Line)
Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)
Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.

Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup."
(Funny Line)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
A Game of Thrones
Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:
Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)
Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us."
(Basic Seat)
Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)
Brienne and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Special
The Feels
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)