Matchup: I drink, and I win vs Crows Before Hoes for Ep 3
SHAME! SHAME! DRAGONS?
Kills
16:01
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:09
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon attacks from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:08
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound hacks away at 3 wights with his dragonglass axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Realizing he is in pursuit after Arya whizzes a flaming arrow right over his head, Sandor turns around and smashes a wight with his dragonglass axe.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Hound cuts down a spinning wight as he covers the group's retreat to Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane slashes down a wight as the phalanx of Unsullied escort Melisandre outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor cuts down another wight as time frantically ticks down for the Red Woman's firestarters to work.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:40
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Melisandre:
Two lunging wights are engulfed by the flames as Melisandre lights the trench just in the nick of time.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:40
(+2)
Melisandre:
A wight in front of the trench is caught in the flames after it suddenly lights up in flames after Melisandre's spell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:13
(+8)
Melisandre:
Four burning wights attempt to crawl out from under the burning trench lit by Melisandre
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:15
(+8)
Melisandre:
Four more wights are shown burning along the trench lit by Melisandre.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sandor brings his axe down on a wight as it attempts to scale the wall, sending it tumbling back down to the bottom.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane bashes in two wights as he, Arya, and Beric make their escape.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Clegane fights off two wights, knocking out one's head and kicking another.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Night King rides Viserion as he slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Drogon intercepts the Night King mid-air, dismounting him from Viserion and dropping him down hundreds of feet to the forest below.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
After Daenerys unseats the Night King, Drogon bites down and snaps Viserion's neck.
(Kill of Named Character)
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As the horde of wights pile onto Drogon's back, he chomps down on a mouthful to try and fend them off.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Desperate to get rid of the wights, Drogon flails and shakes, and stomps on two wights in the process
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon shakes off the wights on his back, throwing down a wighted Qhono.
(Kill of Named Character)
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:51
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Podrick Payne:
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
72:15
(+10)
White Walker (Night King):
The Night King dodges the naïve spear charge by Theon, breaking the weapon in half and stabbing Theon through the stomach with the broken stick.
(Kill of Named Character)
79:18
(+10)
Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her amulet, letting old age finally consume her as she withers in the snowy fields outside Winterfell.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
After he notices an decidedly unstealthy Jon trying to sneak up on his back, the Night King raises all of the dead bodies surrounding Jon to become a new wight army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King reanimates Lyanna Mormont as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Qhono as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Eddison Tollet as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
30:34
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Tyrion Lannister:
"You might be surprised at the lengths I'd go to avoid joining the Army of the Dead. I could think of no organization less suited to my talents."
(Funny Line)
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31:11
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "You were the best of them."
Tyrion: "What a terrifying thought." (Funny Line)
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Missandei gives a Mean Girls deathstare to Sansa after Sansa throws some behind-the-back shade on Daenerys in the Winterfell crypts.
Sansa, to Tyrion: "It wouldn't work between us. ... The Dragon Queen. Your divided loyalties would become a problem."
Missandei: "Yes. Without the Dragon Queen, there'd be no problem at all. We'd all be dead already." (Witty Insult)
Sansa, to Tyrion: "It wouldn't work between us. ... The Dragon Queen. Your divided loyalties would become a problem."
Missandei: "Yes. Without the Dragon Queen, there'd be no problem at all. We'd all be dead already." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
The Hound takes a drink after admonishing Gendry for his thirst.
Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Gendry: "Look, it's not about that."
Sandor: "Of course it's about that, you twat. Why shouldn't it be? The dead are dead. You're not." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
20:51
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion takes a swig from his wineskin after he realizes he has nothing to say to Sansa in the Winterfell crypts.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
30:45
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from his second wineskin as Varys and Sansa tell him to give up hope of venturing upstairs and being useful for the battle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
49:12
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks some liquid courage from his wineskin as the wights come bashing through to the crypt level.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
A Game of Thrones
3:10
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran is wheeled past Tyrion by Theon, as everyone inside Winterfell gets ready for battle.
(Basic Seat)
18:26
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits as he and Theon nervously watch the snowstorm rustle through the trees of the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
62:16
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair in the Godswood, doing his mysterious warg thing and probably taking some sweet drone shots of the battle or something.
(Basic Seat)
71:54
(+1)
Bran Stark:
71 minutes into the episode, Bran continues to sit in the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
69:46
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Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her amulet, letting old age finally consume her as she withers in the snowy fields outside Winterfell.
(Death)
The Night King shatters after Arya lands a hit to its stomach with her Valyrian steel dagger.
(Death)
Special
8:33
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre lights up the arakhs of the Dothraki horde before they charge into battle against the undead army.
(Special)
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28:40
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre realizes she should've spent more time on Duolingo getting the tones right, but eventually succeeds in lighting the trench on fire to momentarily stop the advance of the Wight Army.
(Special)
33:04
(+3)
Bran Stark:
The Night King is half an hour late and not responding to texts, so Bran wargs into a flock of ravens to scout out the battlefield and find out where he's at.
(Special)
The Feels
31:11
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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31:11
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Tyrion Lannister:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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53:55
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Melisandre:
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
67:24
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Sansa Stark:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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67:24
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Tyrion Lannister:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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