Bronn
House Hamilton Season 5
drafted by Theon's Sausage Company
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
Raw Stats
| Total | Kills | Politics | Insults | Wine | Sex | Thrones | Deaths | Special | Feels |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 43 | 12 | 0 | 21 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Event Log
Kills
Bronn kills a snake slithering next to Jaime's head. "Breakfast."
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn attacks the Dornish riders, throwing his dagger into the throat of one and stabbing another with his sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn cuts down the horse of one of the Dornish riders.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Bronn cuts down the fourth Dornish rider in the background, as Jaime fights with the third.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
"There's nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking. And there's nothing like a fuck-mad Dornish girl to clear your head for the next fight."
(Funny Line)
Dornish Rider: "You're from King's Landing."
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)
Bronn: "Accent gave me away? Flea Bottom, whelped and whipped." (Funny Line)
to Jaime, after knocking one of the Dornish riders off his horse: "That one should be slow enough."
(Funny Line)
Bronn: "And once we've got the princess, then what?"
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
Jaime: "I like to improvise."
Bronn: "That explains the golden hand." (Witty Insult)
Bronn gives a rendition of "The Dornishman's Wife" as he is locked in a cell opposite from the Sand Snakes'.
(Funny Line)
submitted by mmccor4140 (approved!)
Bronn: "Dornish women are the most beautiful women in the world."
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you." (Witty Insult)
Tyene Sand: "Thank you."
Bronn: "I said Dornish women. I didn't say you." (Witty Insult)