Matchup: Joffrey's Only Friend vs Lannister Vineyards for Ep 3

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Joffrey's Only Friend (margaret.doolin14)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Insults	Special
Stannis Baratheon The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.	#8	9	0	6	3
Qyburn A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.	#72	5	2	3	0
Meryn Trant A member of the Kingsguard, sworn to protect the King.	#56	0	0	0	0
Jaime Lannister The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.	#9	0	0	0	0
Loras Tyrell The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell.	#25	0	0	0	0
Grand Maester Pycelle The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.	#41	0	0	0	0
Selyse Baratheon Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.	#40	0	0	0	0
Barristan Selmy The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.	#24	0	0	0	0
Tormund Giantsbane A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.	#57	0	0	0	0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) A knight and the Head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He was called back to King's Landing by Cersei to fight as the Crown's champion in Tyrion's trial.	#73	0	0	0	0
Totals		14	2	9	3

Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex
Tommen Baratheon The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.	#29	16	3	3	5	5
Varys Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.	#13	8	0	3	5	0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.	#4	3	3	0	0	0
Septa Unella A Septa and member of the Most Devout, the council that rules the Faith of the Seven.	#52	0	0	0	0	0
Robin Arryn The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.	#36	0	0	0	0	0
Denys Mallister A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.	#68	0	0	0	0	0
Malko A slave-auctioneer in the city of Meereen.	#77	0	0	0	0	0
Doran Martell The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.	#20	0	0	0	0	0
Bowen Marsh The First Steward of the Night's Watch.	#61	0	0	0	0	0
Myrcella Baratheon The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.	#45	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		27	6	6	10	5

Kills

46:58 (+2) Qyburn:

Qyburn kills a rat for his experiments, splashing its blood onto his magnifying glass. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

5:53 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:

Tommen is married to Margaery Tyrell (Politics - uncategorized)

16:42 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

6:54 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:

King Tommen after bedding Margaery: "This is all I want to do. All day. Every day. For the rest of my life." (Funny Line)

25:02 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Witty Insult)

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Wait, did you really get 2 x 3 points for the same thing? -pretty_mvtherfvcker

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2015 Apr 29
This was my initial thought as well, @pretty_mvutherfvcker. You could read it as Stannis calling Jon stupid, because honor is a stupid trait that will get him killed. Also a correction on Jon's naivety in assuming that honor was always a good trait. We could go back to rejecting this one if enough people disagree. -nyan

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2015 Apr 29
the line fits two categories special/insult :) -Reaper

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26:24 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Jon Snow: "I heard it was best to keep your enemies close."
Stannis: "Whoever said that didn't have many enemies." (Funny Line)

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43:11 (+3) Qyburn:

to High Septon: "So you were ministering to the needs of these... devout prostitutes." (Funny Line)

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51:53 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion: "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours."
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

9:03 (+5) Tommen Baratheon:

Tommen drinks in bed after sleeping with Margaery. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

I think they were drinking water. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
I think they were drinking water. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
Definitely looked like sake to me ;)

In all seriousness, the rulebook counts pretty much every liquid as alcoholic, unless it's explicitly disproven, e.g. the Hound's "fuck the water, bring me wine" in the Battle of the Blackwater. It's just more fun with more points to go around. -nyan

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2015 Apr 28

56:00 (+5) Varys:

Varys drinks with Tyrion in the whorehouse of Volantis. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

6:34 (+5) Tommen Baratheon:

Tommen's first time, consummating his marriage with Margaery after their wedding. "It all happened so fast." (Act of Intercourse)

Special

25:02 (+3) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis corrects Jon Snow
Stannis: "You're as stubborn as your father. And as honorable."
Jon Snow: "I can imagine no higher praise"
Stannis: "I didn't mean it as praise. Honor got your father killed." (Special)

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