Matchup: Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs Inglorious Basterds for Ep 10

House Hamilton Season 5

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms (autouser)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Deaths
Ellaria Sand The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#23	23	15	3	0	5	0
Myranda A servant of Ramsay Bolton.	#42	13	0	0	3	0	10
Fat Walda Frey One of Walder Frey's daughters - she is married to Roose Bolton.	#55	0	0	0	0	0	0
Nymeria Sand One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.	#26	0	0	0	0	0	0
Margaery Tyrell The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.	#10	0	0	0	0	0	0
Maggy A fortune teller who lives in Lannisport.	#58	0	0	0	0	0	0
Walder Frey The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.	#74	0	0	0	0	0	0
Lollys Stokeworth The second daughter of House Stokeworth. She is betrothed to Bronn via an arrangement by Cersei Lannister, to convince him from fighting for Tyrion Lannister in his trial by combat.	#71	0	0	0	0	0	0
Melisandre A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.	#7	0	0	0	0	0	0
Obara Sand One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#39	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		36	15	3	3	5	10

Inglorious Basterds (clark.louie)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Deaths
Jon Snow The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.	#6	18	0	0	3	5	10
Theon Greyjoy Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.	#27	13	10	3	0	0	0
Ramsay Bolton The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.	#22	7	4	3	0	0	0
Janos Slynt A member of the Night's Watch. Slynt formerly served as Commander of the City Watch, before he was removed from the post and exiled by Tyrion Lannister.	#70	1	0	0	0	0	1
Mace Tyrell The head of House Tyrell and Lord of Highgarden. He is the father of Loras and Margaery.	#75	0	0	0	0	0	0
Roose Bolton Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.	#59	0	0	0	0	0	0
Lancel Lannister A cousin of the Lannister children.	#54	0	0	0	0	0	0
Grey Worm The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.	#38	0	0	0	0	0	0
Areo Hotah The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.	#43	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sansa Stark The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.	#11	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		39	14	6	3	5	11

Kills

16:12 (+2) Ramsay Bolton:

Ramsay stabs through the remaining Baratheon soldier as he mops up the wounded soldiers on the battlefield near Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here." (Kill of Unnamed Character)

16:43 (+2) Ramsay Bolton:

Ramsay stabs the back of a crawling Baratheon soldier as he mops up the battlefield outside Winterfell.
Baratheon soldier: "I surrender! I surrender!"
Ramsay: "And I accept your surrender." (Kill of Unnamed Character)

18:43 (+10) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon breaks and throws Myranda from the top of the Winterfell walls onto the ground below, saving Sansa Stark. (Kill of Named Character)

30:00 (+5) Ellaria Sand:

Ellaria mortally poisons herself with a substance on her lips, which she uses to assassinate Myrcella Baratheon. (Major Injury of Named Character)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

30:31 (+10) Ellaria Sand:

Ellaria assassinates Myrcella Baratheon with a kiss from her lips coated with poison. After Myrcella's boat leaves, she takes an antidote from Tyene to cure herself. (Kill of Named Character)

Political Wins

16:12 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:

Ramsay Bolton handily defeats the broken and dispirited forces of Stannis Baratheon in the battle outside Winterfell. "Looks like we're done here." (Politics - uncategorized)

18:40 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon finally breaks and betrays the Boltons, saving Sansa Stark from one of Myranda's arrows before throwing Myranda off the walls of Winterfell. (Politics - uncategorized)

30:31 (+3) Ellaria Sand:

Ellaria betrays the trust of Doran Martell by assassinating Myrcella Baratheon after swearing not to harm th girl. (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

7:59 (+3) Jon Snow:

Jon: "You had just been beaten half to death. How did you...?"
Sam: "Oh, very carefully."
Jon: "I'm glad the end of the world's working out well for someone." (Funny Line)

18:02 (+3) Myranda:

to Sansa Stark: "You can't die... Ramsay needs you. Though I suppose he doesn't need all of you. Just the parts he'll use to make his heir, until you've given him a boy or two and he's finished using them. Then he's got incredible plans for those parts." (Threat)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

8:23 (+5) Jon Snow:

Jon and Sam toast to Sam's journey to Oldtown to become a Maester. "To your return." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

30:30 (+5) Ellaria Sand:

Ellaria drinks the vial of antidote from Tyene. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

It seems clearly to be the same antidote that Bronn drank in E7. Open question as to whether that was alcoholic. -nyan

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I don't think there will be a lot of feedback on this but I think it's inconsistent scoring. Jaqen's potion counts as alcohol. And this "clearly it's the same" is hard to be consistent with. -coconnor723

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Also there is no nod to Tyene, she just takes the cloth from her. -coconnor723

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Yeah, I missed that Jaqen's potion was the same bottle that he had given Arya. I think it should be scored the same as both of these, so I wouldn't take that as precedent. -nyan

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Deaths

18:44 (+10) Myranda:

After threatening Sansa Stark with her bow, Myranda is thrown off the walls of Winterfell by Theon. She plunges to her death onto the ground below. (Death)

58:45 (+10) Jon Snow:

Jon Snow is stabbed by a band of Night's Watch mutineers, receiving the final fatal blow from his steward, Olly. (Death)

+1 for Janos Slynt

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