Matchup: Joffrey's Only Friend vs Lannister Vineyards for Ep 10

House Hamilton Season 5

Joffrey's Only Friend (margaret.doolin14)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Deaths	Special
Selyse Baratheon Lord Stannis Baratheon's wife. She is a strong believer in the new faith of the red priestess Melisandre, who follows the Lord of Light.	#40	20	10	0	10	0
Meryn Trant A member of the Kingsguard, sworn to protect the King.	#56	14	4	0	10	0
Stannis Baratheon The eldest brother of King Robert, he is the rightful heir to the Irone Throne.	#8	14	4	0	10	0
Jaime Lannister The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.	#9	3	0	0	0	3
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) A knight and the Head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He was called back to King's Landing by Cersei to fight as the Crown's champion in Tyrion's trial.	#73	3	0	3	0	0
Barristan Selmy The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.	#24	1	0	0	1	0
Qyburn A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.	#72	0	0	0	0	0
Grand Maester Pycelle The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.	#41	0	0	0	0	0
Loras Tyrell The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell.	#25	0	0	0	0	0
Tormund Giantsbane A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.	#57	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		55	18	3	31	3

Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Deaths	Special
Myrcella Baratheon The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.	#45	13	3	0	10	0
Varys Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.	#13	3	0	0	0	3
Tommen Baratheon The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.	#29	3	3	0	0	0
Septa Unella A Septa and member of the Most Devout, the council that rules the Faith of the Seven.	#52	3	0	3	0	0
Bowen Marsh The First Steward of the Night's Watch.	#61	0	0	0	0	0
Denys Mallister A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.	#68	0	0	0	0	0
Malko A slave-auctioneer in the city of Meereen.	#77	0	0	0	0	0
Robin Arryn The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.	#36	0	0	0	0	0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.	#4	0	0	0	0	0
Doran Martell The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.	#20	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		22	6	3	10	3

Kills

0:00 (+2) Meryn Trant:

Meryn whips the third girl (later found to be Arya Stark) in the Braavosi brothel, striking her so hard that he breaks his stick. "I can see I have my work cut out for me." (Minor Injury of Named Character)

3:49 (+10) Selyse Baratheon:

Selyse hangs herself after she is devastated by the sacrificial burning of her daughter Shireen. (Kill of Named Character)

14:07 (+4) Stannis Baratheon:

Stannis kills two Bolton soldiers who attempt to finish him off in the woods outside Winterfell. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

20:03 (+2) Meryn Trant:

Meryn Trant whips two young girls in the brothel of Braavos with a stick. (Major Injury of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

28:42 (+3) Myrcella Baratheon:

Myrcella figures out the secret of her parentage before Jaime can tell her. "I know... about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father." (Politics - uncategorized)

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53:25 (+3) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):

The Mountain, rehabilitated by Qyburn, is made a member of the Kingsguard. (Politics - uncategorized)

53:25 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:

Tommen gains a new member to his Kingsguard in the Mountain, who has been rehabilitated by Qyburn. (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

48:14 (+3) Septa Unella:

to Cersei Lannister: "Shame. Shame. Shame." *ding ding ding* (84x "shames") (Witty Insult)

Deaths

3:49 (+10) Selyse Baratheon:

Selyse hangs herself after she is devastated by the sacrificial burning of her daughter Shireen. (Death)

16:11 (+10) Stannis Baratheon:

The strong implication is that he was, in fact killed at the hands of Brienne of Tarth. I realize it wasn't technically on-screen and could be considered to be ambiguous, but we never saw Syrio Forel's death or the Hound's death, but the understanding is that they are dead as well. And if at the start of the next season, it turns out that he did, in fact, die, it'll be a little late to go back and add the points. Would the points be given to whoever has him at the beginning of next season, then? (Death)

submitted by cfitzgerald (approved!)

The precedents for kills and deaths has been to count them in the episode where it was confirmed - Barristan Selmy was treated that way (scored when we actually saw him lying on the table in the next episode), and neither Syrio Forel nor the Hound are actually counted for death points yet. Davos in S2E9 closely paralleled this - received what was possibly a fatal blow, wasn't heard from the rest of the season, then showed up fine in S3E1.

Normally the cliffhangers are between episodes and it's not as big of a deal, since the points are still counted eventually. In this case, teams that drafted Stannis would miss out on the points entirely (if he's actually dead), which is unfortunate. But the false positive is a much bigger problem: if we count a death in S5, then in S6E1 we find out the character is still alive, the S5 results are unequivocally wrong, and we may find ourselves revising scores and winners 9 months later. Counting the death for S6E1 is at least consistent to a rule that we'll count the deaths when we see a body. -nyan

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2015 Jun 16
That all said, the event suggestion is listed here because there's a very believable argument that Stannis is actually dead-dead. If everyone else is equally certain here, I'll go ahead and add this (and Brienne's kill points) in. -nyan

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2015 Jun 16
I think it's ambiguous whether he's dead-dead and whether Brienne had a last minute change of heart when she was reminded of her duty to rescue Sansa (as opposed to exacting vengeance for the death of Renly). -elaine

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2015 Jun 16
The official Game of Thrones viewer guide says Brienne killed Stannis -cfitzgerald

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2015 Jun 18
Repeating comment here: the pure scorekeeper in me doesn't like this as much either, but I'll end up recording the Kill and Death points based on it being highly likely that it happened. Pragmatically there is more riding on this death than Barristan's, because his potential death would just be recorded in the subsequent episode, which isn't a possibility here. Ultimately I think more players will be happier with the points recorded.

I'll make this an official "last episode of season" exception in the Rulebook, where the kill/death standard can be lowered from "confirmed" to simply "highly likely". -nyan

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2015 Jun 30

22:44 (+10) Meryn Trant:

Meryn Trant is brutally stabbed and killed in a Braavosi brothel by Arya Stark, disguised as a young prostitute. (Death)

29:49 (+10) Myrcella Baratheon:

Myrcella begins bleeding from the nose, and she dies in Jaime's arms aboard the ship bound for King's Landing. (Death)

+1 for Barristan Selmy

Special

29:07 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime is confronted with his incest by his own daughter, Myrcella: "I know. About you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father." (Special)

35:38 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion: "I suppose there's no point asking how you found me."
Varys: "The birds sing in the west, the birds sing in the east, if one knows how to listen. They tell me you've already found favor with the Mother of Dragons." (Special)

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