Matchup: Podrick's pleasure palace vs The House of Stark Industries, An Iron Man for an Iron Throne for Ep 1
A Game of a Game of Thrones (A Game of Thrones Game)
Kills
27:57
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Yara Greyjoy:
As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
51:50
(+10)
Beric Dondarrion:
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
20:34
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
20:34
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Cersei Lannister:
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
29:01
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
(House Words)
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)
"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive."
(Witty Insult)
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41:22
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Samwell Tarly:
Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
25:43
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
25:25
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
19:58
(+5)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne.
(Iron Throne)
25:32
(+1)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy.
(Basic Seat)
41:17
(+1)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah.
(Basic Seat)
Special
25:53
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)
41:17
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in.
(Special)
46:31
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has."
(Special)
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50:37
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Beric Dondarrion:
Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene.
(Special)
The Feels
29:17
(+5)
Yara Greyjoy:
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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42:22
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)