Matchup: Ned Fart vs Turd Ferguson for Ep 3
A Song of Tits and Wine
Kills
16:01
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick gets a quick stab on a wight that charges him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:05
(+2)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne's downward strike takes out one wight, before she is gang-tackled by the horde.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:13
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime slashes a wight across its back and drags it off of Brienne.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sansa and Arya look on as Jon and Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:07
(+4)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches from overhead.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:09
(+2)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick home run swings a wight into pieces with his dragonglass blade.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:11
(+4)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down two wights as the snowstorm approaches overhead.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:08
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
Podrick runs through a wight with his sword, and slashes another on its side.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:27
(+4)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:44
(+2)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne stabs through a wight as Sam watches her silhouette through the flames of the battlefield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry smacks a kneeling wight with his axe as he runs towards the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
25:02
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya delivers a flaming arrow headshot into the eye socket of a wight, saving a retreating Sandor Clegane.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:10
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric cuts down a wight with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:19
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric strikes a wight on the shoulder with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:18
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down the second wight climbing over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:28
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam dual wields his dragonglass dagger to cut down a wight trying to scramble over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:40
(+4)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime cuts down three wights as they begin to overrun the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:04
(+4)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne decapitates two wights as they overrun the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:12
(+6)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne knocks 3 wights over a weak guardrail atop the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:20
(+12)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne rescues Jaime and killing the 2 wights on top of him and defending against 4 more wights charging their position.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:22
(+2)
Jaime Lannister:
After being rescued by Brienne, Jaime covers her back and cuts down a wight.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:24
(+1)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime strikes a wight advancing on his and Brienne's position, though it is only partially injured and is finished off by Brienne.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
38:25
(+2)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne mops up Jaime's sloppy work, turning around to cut down a wight who was still attacking after Jaime's strike.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:31
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:11
(+6)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric slashes three wights in the Winterfell courtyard
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:41
(+4)
Arya Stark:
Arya makes her entrance, slicing apart two wights atop the walls of Winterfell with surgical precision.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:46
(+4)
Arya Stark:
Arya scores the multi-kill as she headshots two wights with one swing of her spear.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55
(+6)
Arya Stark:
Arya kills one wight and impales two others together as she makes her way into the tower atop the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55
(+12)
Arya Stark:
Arya detaches her spear into dual-wielding format, killing 6 wights as she fights her way up the stairs.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:26
(+16)
Arya Stark:
In a dazzling array of spin moves, Arya kills 8 wights atop the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:14
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya turns a corner and runs into a wight in the library. She stealthily stabs it through the throat before she can be noticed.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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50:49
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric throws his flaming sword, impaling a wight attacking Arya.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:02
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric curbstomps the wight who stabbed at his leg.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:37
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya picks up an axe and kills a wight in an attempt to save Beric.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
With Jon as rider, Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Jon cuts down one wight as the recently-reanimated army of corpses begin to surround him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon fends off five wights as he is surrounded outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon fends off three wights as he makes his way into Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry slashes down five wights as he and Tormund battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:38
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills three more wights as he fights his way through the Winterfell courtyard.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:56
(+6)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down three wights as they begin to overwhelm her position in the Winterfell courtyard.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts through 5 wights as he makes his way through the hallway and locks a cell gate behind him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:51
(+4)
Podrick Payne:
As Brienne and Jaimie are tied up against the wall, Podrick's hands are free and he continues to hack away at the wight horde, scoring two kills.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Gendry cuts down two wights as he and Tormund fight atop a mound of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down a wight as he tries to evade the chaotic blue fire from the injured Viserion.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:47
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Arya drops the Valyrian steel dagger and switches to her off hand, plunging it into the Night King's stomach.
(Kill of Named Character)
75:55
(+20)
Arya Stark:
10 of the Night King's lieutenants distintegrate into shards of ice after Arya kills the Night King
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:58
(+180)
Arya Stark:
90 wights fall in the Godswood after Arya kill the Night King keeping them animated.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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76:06
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King
(Kill of Named Character)
76:10
(+58)
Arya Stark:
The mound of wights fighting around Tormund and Gendry collapses after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11
(+24)
Arya Stark:
12 wights tumble from their free solo attempt off the wall of Winterfells after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11
(+32)
Arya Stark:
16 wights fall from the inner roofs and walls of Winterfell after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:21
(+668)
Arya Stark:
The Wights outside the castle walls collapse after Arya kills the Night King. Approximately 334 distinguishable wights are seen dropping dead in the flyover shot.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:37
(+24)
Arya Stark:
The last 12 wights closing in on Daenerys and Jorah's position collapse after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
65:48
(+3)
Arya Stark:
After killing the Night King, the White Walkers and wights all die off, saving the inhabits of Winterfell.
(Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
17:56
(+3)
Arya Stark:
after handing her sister a dragonglass daggger:
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end." (Funny Line)
Deaths
52:35
(+5)
Beric Dondarrion:
Wordlessly, Beric succumbs to his wounds after making it to safety with the Hound and Arya.
(Death)
75:56
(+5)
Bald White Walkers:
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab.
(Death)
The Feels
31:11
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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53:55
(+5)
Arya Stark:
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
67:24
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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