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Matchup: Opening a Can of Greyworms vs Tyrian's Home for Wayward Whores for Ep 5 | Fantasora

Matchup: Opening a Can of Greyworms vs Tyrian's Home for Wayward Whores for Ep 5

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Opening a Can of Greyworms (Craftbeertart)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Grey Worm
#32 43 40 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tyrion Lannister
 #1 38 0 12 3 0 0 0 0 0 23
Talla Tarly
 #48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly
 #17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bronn
 #16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Archmaester Ebrose
 #49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hodor
 #64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Beric Dondarrion
 #33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 81 40 15 3 0 0 0 0 0 23

Tyrian's Home for Wayward Whores (geaux.rusty)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Jaime Lannister
 #9 40 10 0 3 0 0 0 5 12 10
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
 #25 23 15 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
Arya Stark
 #8 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10
Daario Naharis
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maester Wolkan
 #56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jorah Mormont
 #24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wight Giants (extras)
 #40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Aeron Greyjoy
 #57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 73 25 0 3 0 0 0 10 15 20

Kills
37:48 (+10) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm throws his spear through the back of a fleeing Captain Strickland, as the Unsullied forces rout the remains of the Golden Company and charge the King's Landing gate. (Kill of Named Character)
40:39 (+2) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm spears a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:36 (+2) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm throws a spear through the heart of a surrendered Lannister soldier, following his Queen's lead to raze the city and take no prisoners. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:11 (+18) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm goes on a 9-soldier killing spree as he mows down Lannister soldiers with his spear in the fracas after their surrender. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:34 (+8) Grey Worm :
Grey Worm spears 4 more soldiers as the fight against the Lannister soldiers continue. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:05 (+10) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)
59:08 (+10) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
The Mountain flings Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Kill of Named Character)
66:51 (+5) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
The Mountain squeezes in the eyes of his younger brother Sandor Clegane, as they fight in the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
8:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
22:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
47:47 (+3) Grey Worm :
The Northern forces win the ground war over the Lannister army, who are in disarray after surrendering their weapons and attempting to flee. (Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
23:41 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)
Deaths
67:44 (+5) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
Gregor Clegane is tackled by his brother Sandor, sending them both tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
Special
23:37 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)
33:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)
52:39 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)
52:56 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)
59:08 (+3) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
The Mountain flings the non-combatant Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Special)
The Feels
12:40 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)
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22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
26:47 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
56:55 (+5) Arya Stark:
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Sad Feels)
73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)
76:13 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya gazes over the devastation left in King's Landing, finding the charred remains of the mom and daughter who helped her survive. (Sad Feels)