Matchup: Lord Toast of House Lee, the First of his Name, King of the Sploots, Protector of Coco, and da true Chief Puppy Officer of Karma vs Starkrossed Lovers for Ep 1
The end of Winter
Kills
27:15
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Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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27:34
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:50
(+10)
Beric Dondarrion:
As the wight version of Ned Umber reawakens on the wall of the keep, Beric stabs the wight with his burning sword, lighting the body on fire and disposing of the wight for good.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
27:53
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
29:07
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)
Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)
53:22
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for.
(Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
12:40
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want." (Threat)
Daenerys: "Whatever they want." (Threat)
33:11
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then Iāve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow" (Funny Line)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then Iāve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow" (Funny Line)
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Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)
"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive."
(Witty Insult)
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A Game of Thrones
8:07
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
10:22
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
10:23
(+1)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys takes her seat at the head table in the great hall of Winterfell between Jon Snow and Tyrion.
(Basic Seat)
15:27
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
43:47
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard.
(Basic Seat)
53:19
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
Special
5:14
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match!
(Special)
15:27
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell.
(Special)
29:51
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)
43:51
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment.
(Special)
50:37
(+3)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric lights up his flaming sword so everyone can finally see what's going on in this dark-ass scene.
(Special)
53:19
(+3)
Bran Stark:
After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him.
(Special)
The Feels
29:17
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
36:04
(+5)
Daenerys Targaryen:
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)