Matchup: Doing about as well as Theon vs Crows Before Hoes for Ep 1

Dragon Titties

Doing about as well as Theon (agmiller356)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Thrones
Sansa Stark	#12	8	6	2
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)	#17	0	0	0
Bianca (Sansa actress)	#96	0	0	0
Malko	#73	0	0	0
Illyrio Mopatis	#68	0	0	0
Jaqen H'ghar	#40	0	0	0
Derek	#101	0	0	0
Robin Arryn	#45	0	0	0
Totals		8	6	2

Crows Before Hoes (kcharlesmeeker)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Samwell Tarly	#8	25	0	3	0	0	1	6	15
Bronn	#21	17	3	3	5	5	1	0	0
Quaithe	#64	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Full-bearded White Walkers This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.	#49	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Timett	#105	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Karsi	#77	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Gilly	#36	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Hodor	#92	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		42	3	6	5	5	2	6	15

Political Wins

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

14:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)

15:12 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)

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24:47 (+3) Bronn:

as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)

41:22 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

23:51 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

22:58 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)

I feel like it should be a +15 considering it's a foursome -volkenss22

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2019 Apr 15 stevenorum, dlapato, philipfallah, michaelboehnlein2, 2 others like this
It could've been a foursome but Qyburn cockblocked it. -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez and Nick like this
So would he have had to actually have sex with all three? I feel like they were all a part of it -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 stevenorum, dlapato, joshua like this
Agree that this scene seemed more like a +15 than a +5. -dlapato

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2019 Apr 16 michaelboehnlein2 likes this
This is the criteria used in the rulebook. Bronn was only in contact with one (Marei) before Qyburn interrupted things.

> The definitional line for sex is direct contact with the above nudity parts, by any one of the characters. -nyan

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A Game of Thrones

9:53 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

24:08 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)

39:21 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)

41:17 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)

Special

41:17 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)

46:31 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)

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The Feels

42:22 (+15) Samwell Tarly:

Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)

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agree ^ this was an absolutely brutal moment and deserves more than +1 -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez, vjdev2015, yarden.s, dlapato like this
Agreed, most heart-wrenching moment of episode 1, should be scored higher -Ser Vincent

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2019 Apr 15 vjdev2015 likes this
Should be more than 1 point -roisin.guargena

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