Matchup: How I met your Mother of Dragons vs Crows Before Hoes for Ep 3
Dragon Titties
Kills
Sansa and Arya look on as Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:27
(+4)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam defends himself against two wights with his dragonglass daggers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
25:02
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya delivers a flaming arrow headshot into the eye socket of a wight, saving a retreating Sandor Clegane.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:28
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam dual wields his dragonglass dagger to cut down a wight trying to scramble over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:31
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam bonks a wight in the head as it tries to climb the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:41
(+4)
Arya Stark:
Arya makes her entrance, slicing apart two wights atop the walls of Winterfell with surgical precision.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:46
(+4)
Arya Stark:
Arya scores the multi-kill as she headshots two wights with one swing of her spear.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55
(+6)
Arya Stark:
Arya kills one wight and impales two others together as she makes her way into the tower atop the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55
(+12)
Arya Stark:
Arya detaches her spear into dual-wielding format, killing 6 wights as she fights her way up the stairs.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:26
(+16)
Arya Stark:
In a dazzling array of spin moves, Arya kills 8 wights atop the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
42:16
(+10)
Lyanna Mormont:
While being crushed to death in its hand, Lyanna thrusts her dragonglass dagger into the Wight Giant's eye.
(Kill of Named Character)
47:14
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya turns a corner and runs into a wight in the library. She stealthily stabs it through the throat before she can be noticed.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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51:37
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya picks up an axe and kills a wight in an attempt to save Beric.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
64:38
(+2)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell stabs a wight as he lays on his back amidst a pit of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:47
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Arya drops the Valyrian steel dagger and switches to her off hand, plunging it into the Night King's stomach.
(Kill of Named Character)
75:55
(+20)
Arya Stark:
10 of the Night King's lieutenants distintegrate into shards of ice after Arya kills the Night King
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:58
(+180)
Arya Stark:
90 wights fall in the Godswood after Arya kill the Night King keeping them animated.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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76:06
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King
(Kill of Named Character)
76:10
(+58)
Arya Stark:
The mound of wights fighting around Tormund and Gendry collapses after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11
(+24)
Arya Stark:
12 wights tumble from their free solo attempt off the wall of Winterfells after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11
(+32)
Arya Stark:
16 wights fall from the inner roofs and walls of Winterfell after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:21
(+668)
Arya Stark:
The Wights outside the castle walls collapse after Arya kills the Night King. Approximately 334 distinguishable wights are seen dropping dead in the flyover shot.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:37
(+24)
Arya Stark:
The last 12 wights closing in on Daenerys and Jorah's position collapse after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
65:48
(+3)
Arya Stark:
After killing the Night King, the White Walkers and wights all die off, saving the inhabits of Winterfell.
(Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
17:56
(+3)
Arya Stark:
after handing her sister a dragonglass daggger:
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end." (Funny Line)
Deaths
42:16
(+5)
Lyanna Mormont:
Lyanna is crushed to death by a Wight Giant, taking it down with her as she stabs it with a dragonglass dagger.
(Death)
60:30
(+2)
Lyanna Mormont:
Lyanna's body is shown on the floor before she reanimates as an undead wight.
(Dead Body Appearance)
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab.
(Death)
Wight Karsi dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle.
(Death)
76:21
(+5)
Lyanna Mormont:
Wight Lyanna Mormont dies with the Night King if she has not already died in a previous battle.
(Death)
Special
The Feels
53:55
(+5)
Arya Stark:
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)