Matchup: Now you know everything, Jon Snow. vs Impin' Ain't Easy for Ep 2

You win or you die

Now you know everything, Jon Snow. (efraincalderonjr)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#14	19	0	9	5	0	0	0	5
Sansa Stark	#11	14	3	0	0	0	3	3	5
Gendry	#26	14	0	3	0	5	0	6	0
Jon Snow	#2	12	3	0	0	0	1	3	5
Beric Dondarrion	#23	6	0	0	5	0	1	0	0
Gilly	#35	3	3	0	0	0	0	0	0
Tycho Nestoris	#47	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
actor: Toby Osmond	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		68	9	12	10	5	5	12	15

Impin' Ain't Easy (wu.jiachain)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Feels
Samwell Tarly	#3	16	6	10
Yara Greyjoy	#27	0	0	0
Tyene Sand	-	0	0	0
Jaqen H'ghar	#10	0	0	0
Drogon	#15	0	0	0
Bronn	#22	0	0	0
Ellaria Sand	#39	0	0	0
Daario Naharis	#34	0	0	0
Totals		16	6	10

Political Wins

6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:

Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)

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Also these are in the rules:
Titles are like WWE championships - points are awarded for each title gained and re-gained (e.g. losing and winning titles repeatedly makes you an 8x WWE Intercontinental Champion. Holding and defending the title for 8 years still just counts as 1x)
-hindsight44

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2019 Apr 22
I might be wrong, but wouldn't it be a reduced title from king in the north to warden of the north? -imonaship12

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2019 Apr 22 chadbrathwaite likes this
I think if we get really technical about it, King in the North and Warden of the North are mutually exclusive - you can only be Warden for a reigning monarch, which implies you're not King in the North. Per the WWE criteria, any title change counts even if it sounds like a demotion (one could argue it's a smaller fish in a bigger pond scenario). -nyan

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2019 Apr 22 alicehanners, imonaship12, mlopez, robert.picard like this

23:25 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)

Saying Jaime shouldn't be trusted, attacked her father and tried to destroy her house and family should get politics and insult points. -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23 julielaurek, marr.virginia, vphardt like this
Sansa should also get political points for welcoming Jaime into the fold on Brienne's suggestion. That's a follower and Sansa was the one who gave the word. -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23 julielaurek, marr.virginia, vphardt like this
She should also get political points for demanding to know what happens to the north after Daenerys wins. -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23 julielaurek, marr.virginia, vphardt like this
LMAO! This just made my day -christiandigby3

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2019 Apr 23 nyan likes this
Following up, for various reasons none of these were scored.

Insult to Jaime: very plain description, wasn't much of a good line or "witty" insult in there

Convincing to spare Jaime: this was discussed, ultimately it was decided to score points only for Brienne and not give the group project credits to Tyrion/Sansa /Jon

Talking to Daenerys: she brought up the topic but didn't get Daenerys to concede or agree to anything. Kind of like football, just having a rushing *attempt* isn't supposed to get you any points. -nyan

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2019 Apr 25

25:00 (+3) Gilly:

Gilly convinces a young Northern girl to stay safe in the crypts during the upcoming battle.

Gilly: "I'm going to be in the crypt with my son, and I'd feel a lot better with you there to protect us."
Little Northern girl: "Alright, I'll defend the crypt then." (Convincing Argument)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

33:40 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)

Having Sam in my team, I do wonder what I'm getting points for in this piece of dialogue. His funny line came afterwards, which is already scored accurately. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I liked the "stole a *considerable* number of books" part personally. It's Sam thinking that is one of the top-3 most badass things he's done. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23
Well it's more of a boast then, isn't it? But yeah.. I guess, the character's intention doesn't really count, and as always with those funny lines, most of them will appeal in different ways to different viewers. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23

34:03 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)

39:25 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)

40:16 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)

40:47 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)

42:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

38:53 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

41:24 (+5) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

44:21 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

I think this should be phrased differently. This wasn't a quid pro quo transaction. This was Arya reaching out affirmatively, demonstrating sexual agency, and choosing Gendry to have this experience with because she trusts him. She would have done the same thing even without the weapon. -power.suit

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2019 Apr 22 sperlingjason, nyan, Lem Lemoncake, chalisegrogan like this
Oh definitely, not at all - sorry if this implied that, it was attempting to put some kind of color onto the event descriptions. Lemme change it to match Arya's for now and see I'll revisit if I think up anything better while writing the blog post. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
Maybe this is already included in these 5 points, but shouldn't there be 2 intercourse scenes scored? There's the shot on the sacks and then again later when Arya and Gendry are shown in bed. Implied sex. -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 22

A Game of Thrones

3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

4:29 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister. (Basic Seat)

18:38 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits with Lord Royce as they discuss what to do with the gates for the upcoming battle. "Keep them open for as long as you can, there are still people coming in from the countryside." (Basic Seat)

20:01 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits down with Daenerys during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)

40:39 (+1) Beric Dondarrion:

Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)

Special

8:29 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)

23:25 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa eyes well up as Theon arrives to Winterfell with the Ironborn to pledge his services. (Special)

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41:42 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)

54:51 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys: "So the last thing she did as she bled to death on her birthing bed was give the boy to her brother Ned Stark - to raise as his bastard." (Special)

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The Feels

23:25 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa and Theon share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

34:25 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

39:25 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

50:17 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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