Matchup: Tenacious Tarleys vs Khal doggos moobies for Ep 1

House GKA

Tenacious Tarleys (goncalves.brian7)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Thrones	Feels
Sansa Stark	#10	8	6	2	0
Eddison Tollett	#39	3	0	0	3
Jaime Lannister	#15	3	0	0	3
Olyvar	#58	0	0	0	0
Harry Strickland	#34	0	0	0	0
Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling)	#63	0	0	0	0
Totals		14	6	2	6

Khal doggos moobies (jdnekritz)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Thrones	Deaths
Tyrion Lannister	#7	10	0	9	1	0
Ned Umber	#66	10	0	0	0	10
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#18	9	3	6	0	0
Sam (Gilly's Baby)	#55	0	0	0	0	0
Top-Knot White Walkers One of the Night King's lieutenants, this is the White Walker who grabs the ice spear and hands it to the Night Walker during the dragon battle at the frozen lake.	#42	0	0	0	0	0
Podrick Payne	#31	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		29	3	15	1	10

Political Wins

37:01 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor receives a massive dragonglass battleaxe forged by Gendry, and thanks him with insults.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (New Weapon)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

6:22 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)

14:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)

15:12 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)

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29:51 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Funny Line)

30:59 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)." (Funny Line)

37:05 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor thanks Gendry for his new battleaxe, forged from dragonglass.
"You know who makes weapons for the Wildlings? Cripples and cocksuckers - which one are you?" (Witty Insult)

37:42 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

"You're a cold little bitch aren't you? I guess that's why you're still alive." (Witty Insult)

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A Game of Thrones

9:53 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

9:53 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

39:21 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

51:25 (+5) Ned Umber:

Young Ned Umber is found impaled to the wall of his keep, surrounded by a macabre arrangement of White Walker art. (Death)

52:09 (+5) Ned Umber:

Ned Umber dies again as a wight after being lit on fire by Beric Dondarrion. (Death)

The Feels

50:39 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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Considering adding a category for "funny moments", that would apply to the Drogon/Jon interaction as well. The problem I'm struggling with is how to properly reward vs just throwing out free points to everybody who shows up in a scene. The funny line gives a score to Tormund who is the one delivering the payoff, it doesn't feel equitable that Edd and especially Beric are getting points just for being there. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16 mlopez likes this
Hmm yeah that's difficult. Perhaps not Beric then, since he was just there, but maybe Ed because he was a part of that interaction though? Tough to say :/ -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 mlopez likes this
I agree, I think Ed should get something for that exchange -mlopez

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What would be great is if we could come up with the scoring rubric for who gets points in a "funny scene" so there's a consistent guideline for future episodes. Drogon, Jon, Edd, Tormund feel like the deserving characthers here. This is also something I'd nudge towards the Feels category. -nyan

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53:29 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)

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Ooooooh I love this! -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 ddarko189 and mlopez like this
That doesn't account for the category of the "I've made a huge mistake".
The explanation for is: the "you done fucked up" moments where a character has done something that in hindsight was clearly a dumb, avoidable mistake.

But, Jaime doesn't do any dumb or avoidable mistake (or any mistake at all). -amitelran2110

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2019 Apr 16 tal.t, semion.g, guy.v, IPKOB like this
We'll see in the upcoming episode. It seems like it may be a mistake to have come to Winterfell at all. Definitely a worthwhile debate though. -nyan

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