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Matchup: Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs cripples, bastards, and broken things for Ep 5 | Fantasora

Matchup: Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ vs cripples, bastards, and broken things for Ep 5

Reppuns of the North

Valar Morghulis, b!tche$ (jrb)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tyrion Lannister
 #1 38 0 12 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 23
Davos Seaworth
 #16 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaqen H'ghar
 #25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rhaegar Targaryen
 #32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lyanna Mormont
 #24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
 #8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melisandre
 #17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tormund Giantsbane
 #9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 41 0 12 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 23

cripples, bastards, and broken things (repunisher)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
 #5 66 48 3 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 5
Jaime Lannister
 #12 40 10 0 3 0 0 0 0 5 12 10
Varys
 #21 18 0 6 0 0 0 0 2 5 0 5
Arya Stark
 #4 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10
Missandei
 #20 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jorah Mormont
 #13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Eddard Stark
The long-deceased head of House Stark.
#29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gendry
 #28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 134 58 9 3 0 0 0 2 20 12 30

Kills
55:05 (+10) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime stabs Euron Greyjoy through the stomach as they battle in the sea caves below King's Landing. (Kill of Named Character)
58:30 (+8) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor deftly handles 4 of Cersei's Queensguard as he confronts her and his brother Gregor escaping the Red Keep. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:44 (+20) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor tackles Gregor Clegane and carries him through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
67:44 (+20) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
4:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (New Follower/Prisoner)
4:38 (+3) Varys:
Varys has recruited Martha, a serving girl from the kitchen in an attempt to poison Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
8:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
22:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
56:55 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
21:26 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Tyrion: "Davos, I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you."
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)
22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
23:41 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion: "Did you consider taking it (the golden hand) off?"
Jaime: "Cersei once called me the stupidest Lannister." (Funny Line)
A Game of Thrones
3:48 (+1) Varys:
Varys sits at his desk while penning a secret letter about Jon Snow's lineage. (Basic Seat)
10:23 (+1) Varys:
Varys continues to sit and write letters by candelight, when he is arrested by Grey Worm and the Unsullied. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
13:42 (+5) Varys:
Varys is executed by Drogon's dragonfire after his plots to betray Daenerys are exposed.

to Tyrion: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Death)
67:44 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor sacrifices himself to tackle Gregor Clegane, carrying the both of them tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Death)
Special
23:37 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime holds up his golden hand when Tyrion asks "how did they (Daenerys' forces) find you?" (Special)
33:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime waves his golden hand at the Lannister guards in futility, as the King's Landing gates close and lock Jaime outside. (Special)
52:39 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime uses the ancient martial art of throat-poking with his golden hand while fighting Euron Greyjoy. (Special)
52:56 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime bitch-slaps Euron across the face with his golden hand to escape from a chokehold. (Special)
The Feels
12:40 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)
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12:40 (+5) Varys:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)
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22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
26:47 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
56:55 (+5) Arya Stark:
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Sad Feels)
56:55 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Sad Feels)
73:43 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime reassures Cersei in their final moments in the cellars of the Red Keep, as the castle collapses down around them.

"Nothing else matters. Nothing else matters. Only us." (Sad Feels)
76:13 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya gazes over the devastation left in King's Landing, finding the charred remains of the mom and daughter who helped her survive. (Sad Feels)