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Political Wins
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
30:01
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Cersei: "Do you know why Varys is so dangerous? ... Because he doesn't have a cock."
Tyrion: "Neither do you." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "Neither do you." (Witty Insult)
30:45
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Cersei: "...because I have your little whore."
Tyrion: "I thought you preferred blondes." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I thought you preferred blondes." (Funny Line)
33:39
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to Cersei: "I will hurt you for this. A day will come when you think you're safe and happy and your joy will turn to ashes in your mouth. And you will know the debt is paid."
(Threat)
47:21
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Joffrey: "They say Stannis never smiles. I'll give him a red smile from ear to ear."
Tyrion to Varys behind Joffrey's back: "Imagine Stannis' terror." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion to Varys behind Joffrey's back: "Imagine Stannis' terror." (Witty Insult)
49:03
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"The Lord of Light wants his enemies burned, the Drowned God wants them drowned. Why are all the Gods such vicious cunts? Where is the God of tits and wine?"
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
30:24
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sips from his glass while talking with Cersei after dinner.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
+1 for Rodrik Cassel, +1 for Amory Lorch, +1 for Alton Lannister, +1 for Drennan
Special
44:17
(+9)
Davos Seaworth:
Stannis: "Some highborn fools call you Onion Knight and think they insult you. So you take the onion for your sigil, sew it on your coat, fly the onion flag."
(Special)
45:50
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Stannis: "And then you made it through the lines. Slipped right through in your little black sailboat with your onions."
(Special)