Matchup: Dracarys bitches vs BrienneofTarget for Ep 2
Dragonstone Whitewalker (Public #1603)
Political Wins
54:30
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne.
(Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
3:09
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Daenerys Targaryen:
to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand."
(Witty Insult)
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3:52
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?" (Witty Insult)
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?" (Witty Insult)
21:36
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller." (Funny Line)
37:26
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)
37:35
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Tormund Giantsbane:
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)
38:27
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.
"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)
"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute."
(Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:
"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)
"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)
46:04
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Tormund Giantsbane:
to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
36:41
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
38:27
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
51:10
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
A Game of Thrones
2:45
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime.
(Basic Seat)
37:55
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
Special
2:49
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell.
(Special)
15:42
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.
Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)
Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)
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25:55
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow."
(Special)
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30:05
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)
"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)
"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)
37:11
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)
51:37
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Podrick Payne:
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones".
(Special)
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The Feels
23:25
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Theon Greyjoy:
Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
25:52
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell.
(Funny Line)
38:27
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
51:00
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Podrick Payne:
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":
"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)
"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)