Matchup: Sir Jorah of the Friendzone vs Hodor's Door Stop for Ep 4

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Sir Jorah of the Friendzone (hutchinson.wesley)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Thrones	Deaths
Tyrion Lannister	#7	56	0	6	12	35	3	0
Bronn	#26	22	1	0	15	5	1	0
Davos Seaworth	#23	11	0	0	0	10	1	0
Eddison Tollett	#39	2	0	0	0	0	0	2
Robin Arryn	#42	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Drogon	#10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		91	1	6	27	50	5	2

Hodor's Door Stop (brendan.hamme)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Thrones	Special	Feels
Sansa Stark	#9	38	6	3	10	1	3	15
Varys	#24	8	3	0	0	2	3	0
Edmure Tully	#41	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bronze Yohn Royce	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Alys Karstark	-	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Tycho Nestoris	#48	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		46	9	3	10	3	6	15

Kills

40:01 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Political Wins

33:53 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.

Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)

38:17 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)

46:50 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?" (Act of Betrayal)

46:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa. (Secret Discovery)

51:22 (+3) Varys:

Varys learns of Jon's parentage through the game of secret discovery telephone.

Varys: "How many others know?"
Tyrion: "Including us? Eight."
Varys: "Well, then it's not a secret anymore. It's information." (Secret Discovery)

Given the quote, I think the buck stops here with respect to awarding this further down the chain. -nyan

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2019 May 6 sperlingjason, mlopez, alicehanners, dopeghoti like this
Surely if 8 people knowing makes it information, the 8th person to know (Varys) discovers info and not a secret? Varys’ quot afterwards kinda voids these points nah? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 10 nyan likes this
quote* -conor_finlay

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Also, Varys’ is actually the 9th person to know. -conor_finlay

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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

21:27 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)

38:50 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it." (Funny Line)

38:53 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?" (Funny Line)

39:22 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)

39:52 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)

40:05 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)

40:50 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)

41:48 (+3) Bronn:

Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)

44:34 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response." (Funny Line)

61:32 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

9:02 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa drinks from her cup at the head table as the awkward family dinner commences. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

9:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

9:53 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

A note on the scoring criteria here - normally it's scored per-glass in a scene (e.g. multiple sips not counted unless a refill is seen in between). However this ended up being such a long scene that there weren't the traditional cuts in between (like with the fireplace scenes in E2). I decided to treat it like a battle and somewhat arbitrarily divide the Feast of Winterfell into "scenes" based on which groups of character we cut to. Not perfect and open to thoughts on this rubric.

We probably wouldn't backdate scores this season but I'm coming around to counting every sip instead. Feels like the "not counted until refilled" is not the most fun mechanic, this was originally defined to get the numbers closest to actual "Glasses of Wine Consumed". -nyan

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I think if you’re changing it to every sip it’s unfair not to back date it. Think how many points tormund would have missed out on in ep2 for instance. -conor_finlay

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13:22 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

13:31 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos is handed a cup by Tyrion as they worry about the mysteries of the Lord of Light and the political infighting situation. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

15:30 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

16:25 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos drinks in the foreground as Tormund regales the crowd with the legends of Jon Snow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

17:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

39:01 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

41:49 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

52:18 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

61:30 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

A Game of Thrones

8:54 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

8:54 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

10:11 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits and observes nervously as Daenerys calls out Gendry for his Baratheon heritage. (Basic Seat)

14:53 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits in a chair at the edge of the head table as Tormund and the hall give a toast. "To Daenerys, the Dragon Queen!" (Basic Seat)

38:29 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)

39:37 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)

51:31 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)

51:33 (+1) Varys:

Varys sits down with Tyrion in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

7:13 (+2) Eddison Tollett:

Edd's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell as Samwell Tarly says his goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)

Special

23:06 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa cries over Theon's body as the Northern forces pay their respects to the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Special)

61:32 (+3) Varys:

The Feels

4:30 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre. (Sad Feels)

22:07 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

37:18 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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