Matchup: Ser Pounce is Azor Ahai vs Three Dragons and a Dwarf for Ep 4
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Political Wins
33:53
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion and Jon convince Daenerys to take a more cautioned approach to the war and lay siege to King's Landing instead of destroying it.
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
Daenerys: "No matter how many lords turn against her, as long as she sits on the Iron Throne, she can call herself Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. We need the capital."
Tyrion: "I watched the people of King's Landing rebel against their king when they were hungry, and that was before winter began. Give them the opportunity and they will cast Cersei aside."
Jon: "We'll surround the city. If the Iron Fleet tries to ferry in more food, the dragons will destroy them. If the Lannisters and the Golden Company attack, we'll defeat them in the field."
Tyrion: "Once the people see that Cersei is our only enemy, her reign is over." (Convincing Argument)
38:17
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Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne.
(Secret Discovery)
46:50
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?"
(Act of Betrayal)
46:50
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion learns of Jon's heritage as a secret Targaryen and claimant to the Iron Throne through Sansa.
(Secret Discovery)
50:36
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
14:47
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.
Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)
Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)
21:27
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)
38:50
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Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "I'm happy. I'm happy that you're happy. I'm happy that you'll finally have to climb for it."
(Funny Line)
38:53
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Tyrion Lannister:
ribbing Jaime on his new dedication to Brienne: "Do you know how long I've waited to tell tall-person jokes?"
(Funny Line)
44:34
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Tyrion Lannister:
to Sansa: "My Lady. [long pause] ...'My Lord' is the standard response."
(Funny Line)
47:26
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)
61:32
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Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "He (Jon Snow) is a man, which makes him more appealing to the lords of Westeros, whose support we are going to need."
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "Joffrey was a man. I don't think a cock is a true qualification, as I'm sure you'd agree." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:02
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa drinks from her cup at the head table as the awkward family dinner commences.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:50
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the far background as Gendry scoots his way up the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:53
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:31
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Sandor takes a sip in the blurry background as Davos and Tyrion talk about Melisandre.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
13:22
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion refills and drinks at the the refill station as he and Davos discuss the political drama to come. "We may have defeated them, but we still have us to contend with."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:02
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:30
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks at the table with Jaime and Brienne as they kick off their drinking game of guesses.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
17:50
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Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne tells Tyrion he is wrong about his guess, and he is forced to drink.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Clegane takes another bitter drink as growls at a Northern girl who attempts to hit on him.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor drinks from his refill as he talks bluntly with Sansa about her experiences. "You've changed, little bird."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01
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Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
52:18
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the ship's cabin while discussing the issue of Jon Snow's parentage with Varys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
61:30
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in the throne room at Dragonstone as he and Varys discuss how to reign in Daenerys.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
19:48
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Tormund Giantsbane:
After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.
Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)
Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
4:44
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair among the crowd as they pay their respects to the dead from the Battle of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair behind the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
8:54
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
35:54
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the background of Daenerys' war planning meeting.
(Basic Seat)
36:07
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in a wheelchair in the Godswood during the Stark family intervention meeting with Jon.
(Basic Seat)
38:29
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne.
(Basic Seat)
51:31
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Varys in the cabin below deck, discussing the secret of Jon's parentage.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
Special
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell.
(Special)
Sandor scoops at a shepherd's pie in his bowl during the Feast of Winterfell, in a strong foreshadowing to the Cleganebowl that was Promised.
(Special)
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19:05
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime.
(Special)
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23:06
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries over Theon's body as the Northern forces pay their respects to the dead after the Battle of Winterfell.
(Special)
Sandor chews on a piece of jerky as he rides solo out of Winterfell.
(Special)
The Feels
4:30
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre.
(Sad Feels)
Sandor continues to sit and eat throughout all the various celebratory toasts for Gendry, Arya, and other heroes of the Battle of Winterfell.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
16:44
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
19:48
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken."
(Sad Feels)
22:07
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Sansa Stark:
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
37:18
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Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:21
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Bran Stark:
Jon: *struggles internally with secret heritage*
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
Bran: "It's your choice."
Jon: "I need to tell you a secret. But you have to swear you can't tell anyone."
Sansa, Arya: "We swear it."
Jon: "Alright, here goes... Bran, tell 'em." (I've made a huge mistake.)
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48:32
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.
Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)