Matchup: A Hot Pie Kinda Guy vs Tyrion up the Dance Floor for Ep 2

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A Hot Pie Kinda Guy (duncanreed74)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#11	19	9	5	0	0	0	5
Grey Worm	#22	16	0	0	5	0	6	5
Davos Seaworth	#27	10	3	0	0	2	0	5
Lyanna Mormont	#38	3	0	0	0	0	3	0
Drogon	#6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Meera Reed	#43	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		48	12	5	5	2	9	15

Tyrion up the Dance Floor (lizzyrudge)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Thrones	Special	Feels
Samwell Tarly	#14	16	0	6	0	0	10
Jon Snow	#3	12	3	0	1	3	5
Gilly	#35	3	3	0	0	0	0
Ed Sheeran	#46	0	0	0	0	0	0
Rhaegal	#30	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sam (Gilly's Baby)	#19	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		31	6	6	1	3	15

Political Wins

6:16 (+3) Jon Snow:

Daenerys addresses Jon as Warden of the North when asking his opinion on the Jaime Lannister matter, confirming his new position under his regime. (New Title)

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Also these are in the rules:
Titles are like WWE championships - points are awarded for each title gained and re-gained (e.g. losing and winning titles repeatedly makes you an 8x WWE Intercontinental Champion. Holding and defending the title for 8 years still just counts as 1x)
-hindsight44

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2019 Apr 22
I might be wrong, but wouldn't it be a reduced title from king in the north to warden of the north? -imonaship12

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2019 Apr 22 chadbrathwaite likes this
I think if we get really technical about it, King in the North and Warden of the North are mutually exclusive - you can only be Warden for a reigning monarch, which implies you're not King in the North. Per the WWE criteria, any title change counts even if it sounds like a demotion (one could argue it's a smaller fish in a bigger pond scenario). -nyan

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2019 Apr 22 alicehanners, imonaship12, mlopez, robert.picard like this

25:00 (+3) Gilly:

Gilly convinces a young Northern girl to stay safe in the crypts during the upcoming battle.

Gilly: "I'm going to be in the crypt with my son, and I'd feel a lot better with you there to protect us."
Little Northern girl: "Alright, I'll defend the crypt then." (Convincing Argument)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

33:40 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)

Having Sam in my team, I do wonder what I'm getting points for in this piece of dialogue. His funny line came afterwards, which is already scored accurately. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I liked the "stole a *considerable* number of books" part personally. It's Sam thinking that is one of the top-3 most badass things he's done. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23
Well it's more of a boast then, isn't it? But yeah.. I guess, the character's intention doesn't really count, and as always with those funny lines, most of them will appeal in different ways to different viewers. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23

34:03 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)

39:25 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)

40:16 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)

40:47 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)

51:19 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death. (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

38:53 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

52:30 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

3:12 (+1) Jon Snow:

Jon is zoned out in his seat as the rest of the court in Winterfell interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Special

31:51 (+6) Grey Worm :

"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)

49:02 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:

Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here." (Special)

54:51 (+3) Jon Snow:

to Daenerys: "So the last thing she did as she bled to death on her birthing bed was give the boy to her brother Ned Stark - to raise as his bastard." (Special)

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The Feels

24:38 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?" (Sad Feels)

31:51 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

34:25 (+5) Jon Snow:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

34:25 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

39:25 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

50:17 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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