Matchup: I Think Euron to Something vs You Snow Nothing, Jon Know for Ep 2

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I Think Euron to Something (kristollini)

Character	Drafted	Total	Feels
Missandei	#17	5	5
Harry Strickland	#33	0	0
Euron Greyjoy	#16	0	0
Varys	#32	0	0
Viserion	#1	0	0
Eddard Stark The long-deceased head of House Stark.	#48	0	0
Totals		5	5

You Snow Nothing, Jon Know (rostiffer)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Arya Stark	#7	37	3	9	5	15	0	0	5
Tyrion Lannister	#10	27	0	18	5	0	4	0	0
Gendry	#26	14	0	3	0	5	0	6	0
Eddison Tollett	#42	14	3	6	0	0	0	0	5
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)	#23	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Edmure Tully	#39	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		92	6	36	10	20	4	6	10

Political Wins

33:25 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

"And now our Watch begins." (House Words)

41:55 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

10:20 (+3) Arya Stark:

to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)

12:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.

"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)

13:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Jaime: "Don't be too hard on yourself. She fooled me more than anybody."
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)

14:06 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

30:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)

34:01 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)

34:10 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Edd: "Samwell Tarly. Slayer of White Walkers, Lover of Ladies. As if we needed any more signs the world was ending." (Funny Line)

34:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell." (Funny Line)

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36:17 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)

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41:24 (+3) Arya Stark:

to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)

42:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)

44:13 (+3) Arya Stark:

to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

34:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

He drinks in every scene after this, it doesn't count? -guy.v

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He also offered and poured glasses to other people. In adition, he overflowing a cup of glass and disobey lady Brienne oreder. -guy.v

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If you can find me a timestamp that would be great. I watched for this but aside from Jaime and Podrick, none of the characters actually drink anything after the first scene (they only hold the cups). -nyan

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39:15 (+5) Arya Stark:

Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:

Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

44:21 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

I think this should be phrased differently. This wasn't a quid pro quo transaction. This was Arya reaching out affirmatively, demonstrating sexual agency, and choosing Gendry to have this experience with because she trusts him. She would have done the same thing even without the weapon. -power.suit

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Oh definitely, not at all - sorry if this implied that, it was attempting to put some kind of color onto the event descriptions. Lemme change it to match Arya's for now and see I'll revisit if I think up anything better while writing the blog post. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
Maybe this is already included in these 5 points, but shouldn't there be 2 intercourse scenes scored? There's the shot on the sacks and then again later when Arya and Gendry are shown in bed. Implied sex. -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 22

A Game of Thrones

30:43 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.

Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)

34:50 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits in a chair by the fireplace at Winterfell, chatting with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Special

8:29 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)

41:42 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)

The Feels

31:51 (+5) Missandei:

Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

34:25 (+5) Eddison Tollett:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

39:25 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Is this a warm fuzzy moment? It's not a reunion, they met up last episode and the Hound complimented her. The conversation ended with "I don't want to spend my last few hours with you miserable shits." I feel like just bc they hound said one nice thing doesnt constitute a "warm and fuzzy moment." -hindsight44

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I really liked the Hound's line, but yeah that was all that was there. Would you feel this is okay to not score for Arya but score for the Hound? -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
I felt massive warm fuzzies at this moment. The Hound basically admitted to Arya that he cared about her more than anyone else he's ever had to fight for. -power.suit

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it doesn't get any more warm and fuzzy from the Hound or Arya than this. They are both very reserved. The comment about this ending with 'you miserable shits' etc doesnt undo this moment - that's the nature of Arya/the Hounds relationship. Like how you only playfully insult your closest friends because you care about them. -ryanmcfarlane09

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