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Matchup: Tyrion up the Dance Floor vs You Snow Nothing, Jon Know for Ep 5 | Fantasora

Matchup: Tyrion up the Dance Floor vs You Snow Nothing, Jon Know for Ep 5

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Tyrion up the Dance Floor (lizzyrudge)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Jon Snow
 #3 16 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gilly
 #35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sam (Gilly's Baby)
 #19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly
 #14 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ed Sheeran
 #46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rhaegal
 #30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 16 16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

You Snow Nothing, Jon Know (rostiffer)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tyrion Lannister
 #10 38 0 12 3 0 0 0 0 0 23
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
 #23 23 15 0 0 0 0 0 5 3 0
Arya Stark
 #7 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 10
Eddison Tollett
 #42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Edmure Tully
 #39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gendry
 #26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 71 15 12 3 0 0 0 5 3 33

Kills
40:41 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon strikes down a Lannister soldier as the Northern forces march their way into King's Landing. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:04 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down a Lannister soldier in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:09 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon cuts down two more Lannister soldiers in the chaos after the Northern forces attack the surrendered Lannister army. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:38 (+4) Jon Snow:
Jon kills two more Lannister soldiers while pleading for his own soldiers to stop the attack. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:45 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon kills another Lannister soldier while continuing to tell people to stop killing the Lannister soldiers. 🤷 (Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:15 (+2) Jon Snow:
Jon saves a woman in an alleyway, running his sword through a Northern soldier attacking her. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
59:08 (+10) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
The Mountain flings Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Kill of Named Character)
66:51 (+5) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
The Mountain squeezes in the eyes of his younger brother Sandor Clegane, as they fight in the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
8:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
22:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
Deaths
67:44 (+5) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
Gregor Clegane is tackled by his brother Sandor, sending them both tumbling through the crumbling ruins of the Red Keep and into the burning city below. (Death)
Special
59:08 (+3) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
The Mountain flings the non-combatant Qyburn to his death against the rubble of the Red Keep, ignoring his commands to stay by Queen Cersei's side. (Special)
The Feels
12:40 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)
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22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)
56:55 (+5) Arya Stark:
Sandor reflects on the bitter end that revenge has brought him to, as he wards Arya away from following his same path.

Sandor: "She's dead. And you'll be dead too if you don't get out of here."
Arya: "I'm going to kill her."
Sandor: "You think you wanted revenge a long time? I've been after it all my life. It's all I care about. And look at me. Look at me! You wanna be like me? You come with me, you die here." (Sad Feels)
76:13 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya gazes over the devastation left in King's Landing, finding the charred remains of the mom and daughter who helped her survive. (Sad Feels)