Matchup: Impin Ain't Easy vs Lannister & Lannister Marriage Counselling for Ep 3
TheFuckTrainHasNoBrakes
Kills
15:32
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight leaps onto an Unsullied soldier as the undead crash into the Unsullied front line.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:38
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
An Unsullied soldier is knocked to the ground as he bleeds out over the snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:39
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight severs the arm of an Unsullied soldier
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:40
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight rips apart the throat of an an Unsullied soldier with its bare hands
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:40
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight pushes a sword through the throat of an Unsullied soldier
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:41
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights gang tackle two Unsullied soldiers from the side
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:42
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights decapitate an Unsullied soldier as he lays injured on the ground
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
15:58
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A Vale soldier is run through by a wight, after valiantly bashing one to bits with his shield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights slash another Northern soldier in the throat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:03
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight eats the face of a chainmailed soldier on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:16
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:27
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes a wight across the chest as Drogon rains down fire in teh background.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:29
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund knees a wight in the zombie balls as Drogon's fire rages around.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Sansa and Arya look on as Jon and Rhaegal torches the front line of wights with dragonfire - 33 wights are seen burning or thrown into the air by the blast
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:43
(+44)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon and Daenerys torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:51
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A chainmail-clad wight pulls down a screaming Northern soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:12
(+4)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes two wights before the snowstorm overwhelms the battlefield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
18:21
(+56)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon and Daenerys attack from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
19:51
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight runs a sword through the back of Eddison Tollet moments after he rescues Samwell Tarly.
(Kill of Named Character)
21:46
(+4)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight while telling the troops to fall back, then brings his axe down at a wight that attacks his leg.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:41
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight lunges onto a soldier as the Northern forces make their hasty retreat back to Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
24:44
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund slashes a wight as his group makes a running retreat back to Winterfell
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
25:02
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya delivers a flaming arrow headshot into the eye socket of a wight, saving a retreating Sandor Clegane.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight gets very stabby with a Northern soldier on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
26:50
(+6)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights tackle the three Winterfell torch runners before they can make it to light the trenches.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:10
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric cuts down a wight with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:19
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as Melisandre works to light the trench on fire.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:19
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric strikes a wight on the shoulder with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:40
(+4)
Melisandre:
Two lunging wights are engulfed by the flames as Melisandre lights the trench just in the nick of time.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:40
(+2)
Melisandre:
A wight in front of the trench is caught in the flames after it suddenly lights up in flames after Melisandre's spell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the trench is lit, Jon and Rhaegal venture out and ignite a cluster of wights just outside the Winterfell gate.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:13
(+8)
Melisandre:
Four burning wights attempt to crawl out from under the burning trench lit by Melisandre
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
29:15
(+8)
Melisandre:
Four more wights are shown burning along the trench lit by Melisandre.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
33:21
(+40)
Daenerys Targaryen:
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:32
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund finds something to stab in the mostly empty ribcage of a wight climbing over the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:35
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights begin to breach the defenses at the wall, knocking over one defender and lunging atop another screaming Northern soldier.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:43
(+8)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army overtakes the wall, mauling 4 of its defenders and forcing the heroes to make a retreat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
37:52
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights jump two more Northern soldiers, dragging one of them across the ramparts and down to the zombie mosh pit below.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:53
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
After overrunning the castle wall, the wights descend onto the courtyard, massacring the first group of Northern soldiers they encounter.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
38:55
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
A hero wight manages to cut down two Northern soldiers on its own.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:04
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight corners a Norther soldier and stabs him repeatedly in the stomach.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:11
(+6)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric slashes three wights in the Winterfell courtyard
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:21
(+6)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights begin overrunning the inner courtyard at Winterfell, tackling or slashing at 3 Northern soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:25
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights run a Northern soldier off a sloping roof adjoining the Winterfell walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:34
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight stabs a Northern soldier through the throat.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:36
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights impale a Northern soldier onto the dragonglass-barbed Czech hedgehog, forming a safe platform for them to overrun the defense.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:41
(+4)
Arya Stark:
Arya makes her entrance, slicing apart two wights atop the walls of Winterfell with surgical precision.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:46
(+4)
Arya Stark:
Arya scores the multi-kill as she headshots two wights with one swing of her spear.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55
(+6)
Arya Stark:
Arya kills one wight and impales two others together as she makes her way into the tower atop the wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:55
(+12)
Arya Stark:
Arya detaches her spear into dual-wielding format, killing 6 wights as she fights her way up the stairs.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:26
(+16)
Arya Stark:
In a dazzling array of spin moves, Arya kills 8 wights atop the castle wall.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
40:31
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
Wights jump the courtyard and cut down two Mormont soldiers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:14
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya turns a corner and runs into a wight in the library. She stealthily stabs it through the throat before she can be noticed.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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50:49
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric throws his flaming sword, impaling a wight attacking Arya.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:02
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric curbstomps the wight who stabbed at his leg.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:37
(+2)
Arya Stark:
Arya picks up an axe and kills a wight in an attempt to save Beric.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:52
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
Beric blocks the doorway for a few moments as the wights finish him off in one of the most intense TSA frisk checks of all time.
(Kill of Named Character)
With Jon as rider, Rhaegal engages in a vicious mid-air fight with Viserion, ripping the scales off his breast and ultimately breaking Viserion's jaw.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
56:02
(+1)
Daenerys Targaryen:
While Daenerys rides Drogon, he intercepts the Night King mid-air, dismounting him from Viserion and dropping him down hundreds of feet to the forest below.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
56:09
(+10)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys rides Drogon as he bites down and snaps wight-Viserion's neck.
(Kill of Named Character)
56:38
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund turns around to protect Gendry, kicking a wight off of their backs in the Winterfell courtyard.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
59:54
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund beheads a wight atop the castle walls.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down one wight as the recently-reanimated army of corpses begin to surround him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
61:52
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights break into the crypts, dragging a girl into the darkness of one of the vaults.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:02
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A girl trips in the crypts and is dragged into the bokeh as the wights attack.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:18
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
An Iroborn is tackled by a wight in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon fends off five wights as he is surrounded outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:29
(+14)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:59
(+8)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
63:19
(+5)
Wight Army (Extras):
Taking advantage of a prolonged landing, the horde of wights descend on Drogon, stabbing him all over as he attempts to fly away.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Jon fends off three wights as he makes his way into Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
64:33
(+4)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund flails wildly and kills two wights as he and Gendry battle atop a mountain of wights and bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon kills three more wights as he fights his way through the Winterfell courtyard.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts through 5 wights as he makes his way through the hallway and locks a cell gate behind him.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:04
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight kills a Nothern soldier in the hallway moments before he is killed by Jon Snow.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:30
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
As the Ironborn make their last stand in the Godswood, the wights take them down one by one.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
66:19
(+4)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wight eats the faces off of two people as they flood the Winterfell crypts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
67:54
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund cuts down a wight as he and Gendry fend off the horde atop a pile of bodies.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:01
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys cuts down a wight with a dragonglass sword after it jumps Jorah's back.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:07
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys stabs a wight in the face after it attacks Jorah.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:16
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wights bash in a woman against a statue in the Winterfell crypts.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
68:19
(+2)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight chases down a mother and her two children and nabs the slower one that is less important to her in the crypts of Winterfell.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down a wight as he tries to evade the chaotic blue fire from the injured Viserion.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:30
(+2)
Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund stabs down into the mound of wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
73:34
(+2)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys stabs a wight through the stomach, though only after it has put a dagger through Jorah's heart.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:47
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Arya drops the Valyrian steel dagger and switches to her off hand, plunging it into the Night King's stomach.
(Kill of Named Character)
75:55
(+20)
Arya Stark:
10 of the Night King's lieutenants distintegrate into shards of ice after Arya kills the Night King
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
75:58
(+180)
Arya Stark:
90 wights fall in the Godswood after Arya kill the Night King keeping them animated.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
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76:06
(+10)
Arya Stark:
Viserion collapses for the final time after Arya kills the Night King
(Kill of Named Character)
76:10
(+58)
Arya Stark:
The mound of wights fighting around Tormund and Gendry collapses after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11
(+24)
Arya Stark:
12 wights tumble from their free solo attempt off the wall of Winterfells after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:11
(+32)
Arya Stark:
16 wights fall from the inner roofs and walls of Winterfell after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:21
(+668)
Arya Stark:
The Wights outside the castle walls collapse after Arya kills the Night King. Approximately 334 distinguishable wights are seen dropping dead in the flyover shot.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
76:37
(+24)
Arya Stark:
The last 12 wights closing in on Daenerys and Jorah's position collapse after Arya kills the Night King.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
77:55
(+10)
Wight Army (Extras):
After facing an onslaught of wights converging on Daenerys, Jorah succumbs to his wounds, having successfully defended his Queen.
(Kill of Named Character)
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78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Jon Snow throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Brienne of Tarth throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Tormund Giantsbane throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Sandor Clegane throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Gendry throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Podrick Payne throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Grey Worm throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
78:00
(+1)
Wight Army (Extras):
End-of-battle tally: minor injuries to Samwell Tarly throughout the battle
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
79:18
(+10)
Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her amulet, letting old age finally consume her as she withers in the snowy fields outside Winterfell.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
14:06
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army routs Jorah Mormont's cavalry charge with the Dothraki horde, winning the initial skirmish outside the walls of Winterfell.
(Victorious Battle)
29:35
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army wins the second phase of the battle, pushing the Northern armies to retreat back within Winterfell and slaughtering almost all of the Unsullied defenders.
(Victorious Battle)
42:28
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
59:25
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The Wight Army's numbers multiply as they add the dead Dothraki, Unsullied, and Northern armies to their ranks.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
65:48
(+3)
Arya Stark:
After killing the Night King, the White Walkers and wights all die off, saving the inhabits of Winterfell.
(Victorious Battle)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Varys sighs at his fate while waiting out the Battle of Winterfell: "At least we already in a crypt."
(Funny Line)
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17:56
(+3)
Arya Stark:
after handing her sister a dragonglass daggger:
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "I don't know how to use it."
Arya: "Stick them with the pointy end." (Funny Line)
A Game of Thrones
3:10
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran is wheeled past Tyrion by Theon, as everyone inside Winterfell gets ready for battle.
(Basic Seat)
18:26
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran sits as he and Theon nervously watch the snowstorm rustle through the trees of the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
62:16
(+1)
Bran Stark:
Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair in the Godswood, doing his mysterious warg thing and probably taking some sweet drone shots of the battle or something.
(Basic Seat)
71:54
(+1)
Bran Stark:
71 minutes into the episode, Bran continues to sit in the Godswood.
(Basic Seat)
Deaths
52:35
(+5)
Beric Dondarrion:
Wordlessly, Beric succumbs to his wounds after making it to safety with the Hound and Arya.
(Death)
69:46
(+5)
Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her amulet, letting old age finally consume her as she withers in the snowy fields outside Winterfell.
(Death)
75:56
(+5)
Top-Knot White Walkers:
The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab.
(Death)
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The White Walker lieutenants explode into ice shards in a chain effect after the Night King falls to Arya's stab.
(Death)
Special
8:33
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre lights up the arakhs of the Dothraki horde before they charge into battle against the undead army.
(Special)
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19:58
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
The wight who killed Eddison Tollet stares back at Sam with its blue eyes, and Sam runs in terror
(Special)
28:40
(+3)
Melisandre:
Melisandre realizes she should've spent more time on Duolingo getting the tones right, but eventually succeeds in lighting the trench on fire to momentarily stop the advance of the Wight Army.
(Special)
29:26
(+54)
Wight Army (Extras):
After Melisandre lights the trench, 18 wights stare back through the flames with their glowing blue eyes.
(Special)
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33:04
(+3)
Bran Stark:
The Night King is half an hour late and not responding to texts, so Bran wargs into a flock of ravens to scout out the battlefield and find out where he's at.
(Special)
47:16
(+3)
Wight Army (Extras):
A wight continues to stare at Arya with its blue eyes after being stabbed in the library.
(Special)
59:45
(+21)
Wight Army (Extras):
The dead stare back at Jon as the Night King raises them back up.
(Special)
72:56
(+21)
Wight Army (Extras):
Seven sets of blue eyes stare through the weirwood tree to watch as Theon makes his final spear charge against the Night King
(Special)
The Feels
31:11
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa and Tyrion wax nostalgic to their King's Landing days, and all the trials they've endured since
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tyrion: "Maybe we should have stayed married."
Sansa: "You were the best of them." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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53:55
(+5)
Arya Stark:
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
53:55
(+5)
Melisandre:
Melisandre: "What do we say to to the God of Death?"
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "Not today." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
63:13
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
67:24
(+5)
Sansa Stark:
As the dead make their way into the Crypts, Sansa and Tyrion hide behind a tomb and share a tender moment. Tyrion kisses her hand as they pull out their weapons and join the fray.
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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