Matchup: Season 8: Hot Pie’s Revenge vs Arya Ready for It? for Ep 1

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Season 8: Hot Pie’s Revenge (oreilly817)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Bran Stark	#20	17	3	0	0	0	5	9	0
Bronn	#8	17	3	3	5	5	1	0	0
Sansa Stark	#5	8	0	6	0	0	2	0	0
Rhaegal	#17	3	3	0	0	0	0	0	0
Eddison Tollett	#41	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Edmure Tully	#44	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Melisandre	#29	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Full-bearded White Walkers This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.	#32	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		48	9	9	5	5	8	9	3

Arya Ready for It? (kathyoreilly5)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Cersei Lannister	#3	28	6	3	5	5	6	3	0
Varys	#22	6	0	0	0	0	0	6	0
Drogon	#10	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Lyanna Mormont	#39	3	0	3	0	0	0	0	0
Greasy-haired White Walkers This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.	#46	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Grey Worm	#15	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Podrick Payne	#34	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Wight Giants (extras)	#27	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		40	6	6	5	5	6	9	3

Political Wins

20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

20:34 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)

33:29 (+3) Rhaegal:

Rhaegal accepts Jon as a dragonrider as they take flight for the first time.
Jon: "I don't know how to ride a dragon."
Daenerys: "Nobody does. Until they ride a dragon." (New Follower/Prisoner)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

53:22 (+3) Bran Stark:

Despite his attempts to travel anonymously, Bran is there to greet Jaime Lannister as he arrives in Winterfell - the "old friend" Bran has been waiting for. (Secret Discovery)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

10:34 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:

to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)

submitted by ani (approved!)

14:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)

15:12 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)

submitted by gravesalex0 (approved!)

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)

25:23 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

23:51 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

25:43 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

22:58 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)

I feel like it should be a +15 considering it's a foursome -volkenss22

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2019 Apr 15 stevenorum, dlapato, philipfallah, michaelboehnlein2, 2 others like this
It could've been a foursome but Qyburn cockblocked it. -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez and Nick like this
So would he have had to actually have sex with all three? I feel like they were all a part of it -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 stevenorum, dlapato, joshua like this
Agree that this scene seemed more like a +15 than a +5. -dlapato

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2019 Apr 16 michaelboehnlein2 likes this
This is the criteria used in the rulebook. Bronn was only in contact with one (Marei) before Qyburn interrupted things.

> The definitional line for sex is direct contact with the above nudity parts, by any one of the characters. -nyan

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25:25 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

8:07 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair as he waits for Jon Snow and his entourage to arrive back to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

9:53 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

10:22 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair at the back corner of the court at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

15:27 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair and stares at Tyrion from the mudy courtyard of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

19:58 (+5) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)

24:08 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)

25:32 (+1) Cersei Lannister:

Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)

39:21 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)

43:47 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran continues to sit in his wheelchair as Samwell Tarly steps out into the courtyard. (Basic Seat)

53:19 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran has apparently sat in his wheelchair overnight through a light snowstorm, finally seeing his expected old friend Jaime Lannister arrive to Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

Special

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

15:27 (+3) Bran Stark:

Not even the upper balcony is safe, as Tyrion endures a staredown from Bran who is stuck in the muddy courtyard of Winterfell. (Special)

25:53 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)

43:51 (+3) Bran Stark:

Ravaged by news about the deaths of his family and in emotional turmoil, Samwell Tarly stumbles into the court of Winterfell to find Bran staring and waiting for him. Bran gives him a homework assignment. (Special)

53:19 (+3) Bran Stark:

After trekking for weeks incognito to make it up to Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran just sitting there and staring at him. (Special)

The Feels

36:34 (+3) Drogon:

As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

submitted by tommywaffles18 (approved!)

50:39 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

submitted by niketbp (approved!)

Considering adding a category for "funny moments", that would apply to the Drogon/Jon interaction as well. The problem I'm struggling with is how to properly reward vs just throwing out free points to everybody who shows up in a scene. The funny line gives a score to Tormund who is the one delivering the payoff, it doesn't feel equitable that Edd and especially Beric are getting points just for being there. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16 mlopez likes this
Hmm yeah that's difficult. Perhaps not Beric then, since he was just there, but maybe Ed because he was a part of that interaction though? Tough to say :/ -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 mlopez likes this
I agree, I think Ed should get something for that exchange -mlopez

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2019 Apr 16
What would be great is if we could come up with the scoring rubric for who gets points in a "funny scene" so there's a consistent guideline for future episodes. Drogon, Jon, Edd, Tormund feel like the deserving characthers here. This is also something I'd nudge towards the Feels category. -nyan

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