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Matchup: Pod's big rod vs Eggplant sucks ass for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#24 25 0 0 3 0 0 1 0 6 15
#1 12 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#8 10 0 0 9 0 0 1 0 0 0
#16 6 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 3
#9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
#32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 56 0 9 15 0 0 2 0 9 21

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#6 28 0 6 3 5 5 6 0 3 0
#3 15 0 0 6 0 0 1 0 3 5
#27 9 1 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
#11 8 0 0 6 0 0 2 0 0 0
#19 8 0 0 0 0 5 0 0 3 0
#14 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3
#22 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
#30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 74 1 9 15 5 10 9 0 12 13

Kills
As thanks for her rescue, Yara headbutts Theon, bloodying his nose. (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower. (New Follower/Prisoner)
Tormund and the Night's Watch discovers the grisly scene at the Last Hearth, where the White Walkers have massacred the inhabits. (Victorious Battle)
The Night King has Ned Umber reanimated as a wight in the ruins of the Last Hearth. (New Follower/Prisoner)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Varys as they arrive in a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Funny Line)
Sansa: "What do dragons eat, anyway?"
Daenerys: "Whatever they want."
(Threat)
Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments."
(Funny Line)
to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)
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"I wanted those elephants." (Funny Line)
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Tyrion: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway."
(Funny Line)
Varys: "Jon and Daenerys don't want to listen to lonely old men."
Tyrion: "I'm not that old... not as old as him (Davos Seaworth)."
(Funny Line)
(before Jon rides Rhaegal)
Jon: "What if he doesn't want me to?"
Daenerys: "Then I’ve enjoyed your company, Jon Snow"
(Funny Line)
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Acts of Intercourse
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Tyrion sits at the head table to the side of Sansa and Jon Snow, as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne. (Iron Throne)
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)
Special
Daenerys debuts the season with a white double-breasted coat with matching red gloves and scarf. Even her horse is decked out to match! (Special)
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
(Special)
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't."
(Special)
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Ned Umber is impaled on the wall of his keep, surrounded by a spiral of bloody body parts. (Special)
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The Feels
Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
After Bran issues a dire warning to everyone that the White Walkers are coming and how they don't have any time for this, Jon and Dany take a romantic getaway to the frost-covered waterfall on dragon-back.
Jon: "It's cold up here for a southern girl."
Dany: "So keep your Queen warm."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
36:34 (+3) Drogon:
As he tries to get his makeout session on with Daenerys, Jon enters a staring contest with Drogon who is watching with great interest. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
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Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father."
(Sad Feels)
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!"
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
After riding anonymously for a fortnight to reach Winterfell, Jaime discovers Bran has been sitting in the courtyard waiting for his "old friend" the whole time. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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