Matchup: Gendrya Will Happen vs Eggplant sucks ass for Ep 2

A Storm of Semen

Gendrya Will Happen (clashofcocks)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Wine	Sex	Special	Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#2	19	9	5	0	0	5
Grey Worm	#26	16	0	0	5	6	5
Gendry	#15	14	3	0	5	6	0
Theon Greyjoy	#18	5	0	0	0	0	5
Viserion	#10	0	0	0	0	0	0
Daario Naharis	#31	0	0	0	0	0	0
Rhaegal	#7	0	0	0	0	0	0
Bronn	#23	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		54	12	5	10	12	15

Eggplant sucks ass (just2brothersmech)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Thrones	Special	Feels
Jaime Lannister	#14	28	0	9	10	4	0	5
Daenerys Targaryen	#3	17	3	9	0	2	3	0
Sansa Stark	#11	14	3	0	0	3	3	5
Jorah Mormont	#19	11	6	0	0	0	0	5
Davos Seaworth	#22	10	0	3	0	2	0	5
Yara Greyjoy	#27	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Harry Strickland	#30	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Cersei Lannister	#6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		80	12	21	10	11	6	20

Political Wins

18:01 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)

23:25 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)

Saying Jaime shouldn't be trusted, attacked her father and tried to destroy her house and family should get politics and insult points. -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23 julielaurek, marr.virginia, vphardt like this
Sansa should also get political points for welcoming Jaime into the fold on Brienne's suggestion. That's a follower and Sansa was the one who gave the word. -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23 julielaurek, marr.virginia, vphardt like this
She should also get political points for demanding to know what happens to the north after Daenerys wins. -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23 julielaurek, marr.virginia, vphardt like this
LMAO! This just made my day -christiandigby3

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2019 Apr 23 nyan likes this
Following up, for various reasons none of these were scored.

Insult to Jaime: very plain description, wasn't much of a good line or "witty" insult in there

Convincing to spare Jaime: this was discussed, ultimately it was decided to score points only for Brienne and not give the group project credits to Tyrion/Sansa /Jon

Talking to Daenerys: she brought up the topic but didn't get Daenerys to concede or agree to anything. Kind of like football, just having a rushing *attempt* isn't supposed to get you any points. -nyan

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2019 Apr 25

50:17 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)

54:30 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)

I didn't keep proper track of how this category was scored, but does it really count as a "secret discovery" if a person tells you his/her secret rather straight-forward, that means, without a real "act of discovering" on the side of the scoring character? -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I need to dig deep (or maybe build a search function!), but there was a long discussion and this was changed around S6 or so. The main impetus was people learning things from Bran, which gave them power to decide what to do with that information. Now the main criteria in the rulebooks is "exclusivity" of the secret holders, along with how important the secret information itself is. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23 Lem Lemoncake likes this
I see, thanks for the explanation :) -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

3:09 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)

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3:52 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?" (Witty Insult)

14:06 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

16:11 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)

21:36 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller." (Funny Line)

35:33 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)

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Doesn’t matter, think it’s cause Jaime got points for new follower and they’ve been changed to Brienne’s points. -conor_finlay

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2019 Apr 22
Yeah, I had a few mistakes so it's possible that Jaime's +3 got balanced out by a -3 somewhere else. If you click into your team or your matchup, it will show an event log of all the events being counted for your characters. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
there was a correction of -3 for jamie when he got points for pledging himself to brienne -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 22

39:25 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)

40:16 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)

40:47 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)

42:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)

51:19 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death. (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

36:08 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

38:53 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

45:50 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

44:21 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

I think this should be phrased differently. This wasn't a quid pro quo transaction. This was Arya reaching out affirmatively, demonstrating sexual agency, and choosing Gendry to have this experience with because she trusts him. She would have done the same thing even without the weapon. -power.suit

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2019 Apr 22 sperlingjason, nyan, Lem Lemoncake, chalisegrogan like this
Oh definitely, not at all - sorry if this implied that, it was attempting to put some kind of color onto the event descriptions. Lemme change it to match Arya's for now and see I'll revisit if I think up anything better while writing the blog post. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
Maybe this is already included in these 5 points, but shouldn't there be 2 intercourse scenes scored? There's the shot on the sacks and then again later when Arya and Gendry are shown in bed. Implied sex. -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 22

52:30 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

2:45 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

4:29 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister. (Basic Seat)

18:38 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits with Lord Royce as they discuss what to do with the gates for the upcoming battle. "Keep them open for as long as you can, there are still people coming in from the countryside." (Basic Seat)

20:00 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits down with Sansa during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)

20:01 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits down with Daenerys during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)

34:50 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)

36:55 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Special

2:49 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)

8:29 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)

23:25 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa eyes well up as Theon arrives to Winterfell with the Ironborn to pledge his services. (Special)

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31:51 (+6) Grey Worm :

"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)

41:42 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)

The Feels

23:25 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa and Theon share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

23:25 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

24:38 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?" (Sad Feels)

31:51 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

39:25 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

47:37 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

50:17 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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